Get your rocks off

[Mighty_Emperor]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_820422.html

Man arrested after simulating sex with rock

A man has been arrested in Pennsylvania for simulating sex with a rock.

The 44-year-old man had earlier been seen riding a bike decorated with women's underwear in Hempfield Township.

One witness told police they saw the man lying naked on top of the rock on the Youghiogheny River Trail, reports The Valley Independent.

The witness said he was thrusting himself against the rock in a simulated sex act. Another witness told police he stood on top of the rock and exposed himself.

Women's underwear, gloves and rubber straps were tied to the frame of his bicycle, police said.

The man is being held in custody after being charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.

Story filed: 09:44 Thursday 18th September 2003

Oddly I find the details about the bicycle more disturbing (after all don't the Australian aborigines make love to the earth as part of rituals? I read it in a school history book so..).

Emps

 

[Anonymous]

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Bill Robinson

 

[Min Bannister]

Don't know about making love to the earth but a bloke in Edinburgh once thought it would be a good idea to try and breed with a traffic cone

http://www.news.scotsman.com/archive.cfm?id=883052003