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killer nuns

mandragoire

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A while ago I read in a Belgian newspaper, a real fortean gem.

An elderly nun, drove her car into a funeral procession killing several people. The nun survived. An interesting detail was that professionaly she did Palliative care. At least the person being buried won't be buried alone.

Has anyone else read stories about nuns involved in deadly accidents or even killings done by nuns on purpose?
 
I know of a few local incidents of elderly nuns causing car accidents. I think this partly may be caused by the fact that nuns continue to work until bed-ridden. They have no immediate family (children or husbands) to transport them and are notoriously independent and strong-willed.

Because of their work, many of them stay relatively sharp mentally but can still be victims of stroke, heart attack, vision and hearing loss, and increasing fatigue as their age increases. Be aware, folks, that there are elderly nuns on the road - heaven help us. ;)
 
I was once in a mini-bus driven by a nun. We were taking some
handicapped children to see Father Christmas. Sister Mary's way
with traffic lights was to ignore them, planting the suspicion that
she thought we had better be visiting our maker.

Still, she could make any on-board atheist pray!

Killer nuns of a more lurid sort have given rise to an entire genre
of Italian exploitation cinema. :eek:
 
killer nun in van

The "van incident" reminds of another nun on wheels, one that I knew this time.


A couple of years ago I had a teaching job, at the time I taught roman catholic religion, and I had to go to the school while driving to that place on my bike, I came across a van which was really driving dangerously, despite the fact that the driver must have seen that I wanted to pass he wouldn't alow me to pass, in the end she had to give in because a car blocked her way and when i passed I saw she was not only a nun but also the principal of the school. When I told her about the incident she didn't even seem to know of it and after a while something must have happened which made her remmember the dangerous situation and instead of saying that she was in fault, she blamed me. Needless to say at the end of the year I was told that I didn't have to return the next year.

Though I pitied her, allegedly she was a lesbian who had become nun only to become principal of this catholic school.

mandragoire hunting for killer nuns all over the world
 
I think there may be a nun induced killing in Pedro Almodovar's 1983 film Entre tinieblas (lit. Enter Darkness, but the UK release title is Dark Habits), though to be honest it's so damn long since I've seen it that I could be wrong.

Worth watching anyway just for the sight of a nun rolling up her sleeve, tying off and shooting up smack:eek!!!!:
 
Film nuns

The only other killer film nuns movie I know of is "The convent" an awfull movie but filled with killer nuns, yeah
 
We return to Belgium for the most lurid killer nun tale I know.

It takes place in Wetteren, ten miles East of Ghent where on
January 16th, 1978, three nuns broke their vow of silence to
tell the police of their suspicions about their Mother Superior,
Sister Godfrida.

They believed she had murdered several of the old people in
her care so the officer asked what possible motive she could have.

"To pay for her expensive meals in fine restaurants and for her
wines and brandy," said Sister Godlive.
"To buy her filthy pornographic magazines and her sex toys," said
Sister Pieta.
"And her drugs, her morphine, her heroine, her cocaine and other
things." said Sister Franziska.

Sergeant Gropa - I am NOT making this up! - learned that Sister
Godfrida had undergone a personality change after a brain operation
some seven years previously. The investigation revealed that she
had been seen entertaining a younger nun at a seaside resort, where
they had worn trouser-suits and fondled each other.

As the investigation continued, stories emerged of her exposing herself
to patients and performing sexual favours for them - for a price!

Meanwhile she ruled the convent with an iron rod, jabbing complaining
nuns in the buttocks and privates with a hyperdermic needle and chastised them
with a dog-whip. She would visit the younger nuns in their beds and
engage in lesbian acts.

Some doubts arose when it was discovered that some of the patients she
was alleged to have fondled were penniless, though it turned out that she
was willling to do these things for nothing, if necessary.

Confronted with the case against her, Sister Godfrida admitted her deeds, but
she was judged unfit to stand trial and it remains uncertain quite how many
old people she had sent to heaven with overdoses of insulin or morphine.

Source: Murderous Women by John Dunning, 1983. reprinted in Poison, the
world's greatest true murder stories, 1987.
 
in FT a while ago wasn't there a story about nuns in the australian outback up to all kinds of weirdness?
 
killer nun instinct

I know this is a bit off-topic, but yesterday I came across the killer instinct of nuns.

While doing my shopping in a local department store yesterday, I made my way for the cashier to pay for my goods. While I was walking to one of the tills I suddenly saw two nuns. When I made my way to one of tills, the nuns quickly came into action, they saw that I went to that particular till and they ran to get there first, and arrived there first, strangely enough I only had three items while they had 15 or 20. Slightly shocked and annoyed I stood there. Then suddenly the cashier stood up and had to go look for something for another customer. At the same time the till next to the one I was standing had almost no customers anymore and still a cashier so I moved to that one and after 5 seconds I was served. Then I turned my back to the nuns who were still standing in the row, I smiled and saw their jaws dropping.
 
apologies to god on this one, but if i was sure they'd pushed in like that on purpose i'd have told them to fuck off. that funny penguin get-up don't scare me.
 
I've tried responding like that (not to actual nuns, as my life isn't that surreal), and it just gets you dirty looks, and no apology.
 
oh i know, like telling someone who's smoking that it's a non-smoking area never makes them put out their fag, but you never know, they might think twice about doing it next time.
 
I didn't want to cause a scene, besides I was pleased to see their jaws dropping, just shows they are only human
 
fluffle said:
oh i know, like telling someone who's smoking that it's a non-smoking area never makes them put out their fag, but you never know, they might think twice about doing it next time.
I get the impression that many of them feel so indignant about it that they make a point of doing such things in future.

As to nuns, I've never had any such problems with them, but I don't see too many wandering around in the wild.
 
found a killer nun book

Sister Sheila Ryan De Luca, having left her Franciscan convent after allegations of a lesbian affair with another nun, stands accused of brutally murdering a man who she claims raped her. Ultimately she served ten years in prison until her conviction was overturned

For I Have Sinned : True Stories of Clergy Who Kill (St. Martin's True Crime Library)
by John Glatt
 
I noticed some of you mentioned a few killer nun movies earlier in this thread... Well, I'm sure you'll be delighted to know that there is an old Italian movie actually entitled Killer Nun, starring Andy Warhol-ite Joe Dallesandro and Anita Ekburg. It was one of the movies that made it onto the DPP's 'video nasty' list back in the 80s.

On top of this, there is an entire subgenre of nun-related exploitation/horror movies, known as (you guessed it) nunsploitation! No, I didn't make that up... look it up on Google!
 
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