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Wanted: Gorilla Masturbator

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Aussie gorilla needs masturbating

Poor Kibabu the Gorilla. He's been firing blanks
in Sydney's Taronga Zoo, so zoo bosses have
singled him out to take part in a pioneering
artificial insemination programme.

The idea was for Kibabu to be sedated and then
given hand relief by zookeepers.

However, the limp-wristed zoo staff have refused
to masturbate the gorilla.

"It was too bloody dangerous," said one keeper,
"What if he woke up?"

From the pages of popbitch, i fly out to australia with my gorilla suit tomorrow.
 
When my brother in law went for a sperm count test jobbie he was given a little bottle and shown a discreetly-curtained cubicle and told to get on with it.
'No way!' says B in L, 'that's disgusting!'
'OK then,' said the doctor, 'you'd prefer me to put glove on and tickle your prostate gland?'
B in L slunk off to the cubicle with as much dignity as he could muster.

My point is, surely a male gorilla has a prostate gland like a bloke's? Can't the vet tickle that?
 
escargot said:
My point is, surely a male gorilla has a prostate gland like a bloke's? Can't the vet tickle that?
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so the choices are what? Front or backdoor action on a beast that can rip you apart if it doesn't like your chat up lines??

no thankyou!
 
Because everyone knows that when given the choice a gorilla will always prefer having it's arse fingered...
 
Hahahahahah
You blokes!

How do you say 'Bend over, sir' in gorilla?
 
In this country we have full-time turkey-masturbators, who work
in cold dark sheds.

The fat ugly creatures are unable to mate normally. So I suppose
a monkey-wanking holiday would put a bit of colour in their cheeks.

:D
 
Now there's an image, a turkey wanking a gorilla.
At least we know why they're called gobblers now.
 
I'm wondering what would be worse, the gorilla waking up and disliking what was happening

Or waking up and really wanting a bit more from the keeper?
 
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