World's tiniest house. Normal dining area is the entire living room...This a fork though, not some random item of metalware. It's a living breathing creature.
Also, as it's your Favourite Fork you may have been eating with it away from the normal dining area.
Playing with fire now.
I also have favourite teaspoons. I don't use dessert spoons very often and have no known knife preferences. I never thought of this as particularly weird until I had people round to eat and had to say 'not that fork! That's MY fork!' and then explain why....
She's probably driven him mad banging on about getting the house done up.
Think of the likes we're missing out on!
It's down t'sofa. You'll find it sticking in your bum.
That settles it. Catseye's Favorite Fork is sticking in Pandacracker's bum.
I get the impression from the very occasional, and very short, forays into watching these programmes that the driving force is the wife, with bloke saying little/ staying out of the picture. Could be a wrong impression of course.
It's like fork couvage.
Finally got mine done the other week. Not in one of those booths though, but at the photography place.
I've just had to have my photo done for my driving licence (I'm finally getting a picture one - hooray! I've had to update some details so I need a new one and I still had an old paper one). Good grief. I didn't think the picture was TOO grim, until I had to get my passport out to put the number in on the application. My passport picture is nearly ten years old, my passport runs out next year.
Well, it took them a month to give it back;
Might it have been stuck at the back of the drum? That's where I reckon all my odd socks go, somehow they get forced between the seal and the drum. If you took the pipes off my washing machine, I think it would be sock soup in there.
From what I've seen on the telly it's fifty/fifty, but what I'm feeling miffed about is why did I never manage to get an obedient man?
I used to have to do diy in the past (otherwise the house would've fallen down) but I try and avoid it if at all possible now.
That's the only explanation I can come up with.
Does the throw cover the entire sofa? If not -down the back of the sofa cushions. Might as well check, unlikely as it is.
You have checked the cutlery drawer I take it?
When I bought my flat in Maidenehad in 1998 I bought some Argos cutlery. Knives, forks, desert spoons and teaspoons (8 each), they hung down from the holder.
Good guess, but no. Plate goes down for the dog to lick, leftovers aren't thrown away, they are ingested. So fork would never be near the bin.
Yep, the throw goes right over the entire sofa and down onto the floor. Which was why I didn't think fork could have got underneath, but moved it anyway. Nothing can get under the throw (which is the point of having it, dog would otherwise bury...undesirable things under the sofa cushions.
I have checked, but the fork, being a favourite, doesn't live in the cutlery cupboard (I don't have a drawer). It lives on the drainer. Gets washed, sits in the drainer from where it emerges to be my favourite for the next meal.
Teaspoons do. Forks - not in this house. I don't have enough cutlery to play fast and loose with.
I've got to ask- are you sure your daughter didn't do the washing up again?
