escargot
Disciple of Marduk
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Cassock.Not me thinking a hassock were those robes clergymen wear
Tussock.To me a hassock is a clump of long grass in a field.
Cassock.Not me thinking a hassock were those robes clergymen wear
Tussock.To me a hassock is a clump of long grass in a field.
PUSSOCK!Cassock.
Tussock.
WAZZOCKNo, sorry, sorry, got it wrong, that's PILLOCK
Hmmmmm
Tunnocks?And so we get to those chocolaty-marshmallow dumplings ,eh?
That's a tussock.To me a hassock is a clump of long grass in a field.
There are also billhook and rowlock, with which words I used to lace the Limerickss thread.That's a tussock.
A hassock is either a cushion for kneeling on in church, or a firm clump of matted vegetation in boggy ground. (Vegetation forming a cushion?)
A tummock is a hillock (!) or mound.
A cassock is a full length garment worn by a clergyman or member of the choir.
A Cossack is a horseman from Ukraine or southern Russia.
A hammock is a suspended bed.
A haddock is a type of fish.
A dunnock is a hedge sparrow.
I was going to write more, but then I thought boll...
A hummock: not quite a hillock or a tummock, but definitely summat wi' a summit.There are also billhook and rowlock, with which words I used to lace the Limerickss thread.
A pollock is a type of fish.
A pillock is a stupid person. See also wazzock.
A bannock is a Scottish bread cake.
etc
So close to puddock, which is a frog or toad.(Simon) Puttock is the name of a major character in a medieval mystery series. From Devon, if that's relevant.
Bingo!Ah, yes - as detailed in M.R. James ... "a hop-toad"!
More extreme footy banter -When looking for the Guardian article I mentioned, this 2013 one popped up -
Italian football fans stand up for their right to be abused by rivals
This is extreme banter.
Last week Roma ultras displayed a banner containing an X-rated message directed at the late Queen Elizabeth II so in Brighton’s home fixture the fans responded with their own banner saying 'Totti adores pineapple on pizza'
That is because you jinxed it. I rarely speak to tell people how old several of my appliances are. I never say that everything is going well. That's just pushing your luck.Only yesterday I was complaining to my wife about yet another cheap plastic bag fastener clip breaking. This type:
I proudly showed her one that I'd received - twenty? - years ago, free with Taylors of Harrogate coffee: "Why can't they all be as good as this one, eh?"
I opened the fridge this morning to retrieve my coffee pouches. You guessed it: It had snapped overnight.
maximus otter
I relocated some of the tiny bulldog clips from the stationary cupboard at work to the kitchen at home. The are great at keeping open bags sealed when you roll them up.Only yesterday I was complaining to my wife about yet another cheap plastic bag fastener clip breaking. This type:
I proudly showed her one that I'd received - twenty? - years ago, free with Taylors of Harrogate coffee: "Why can't they all be as good as this one, eh?"
I opened the fridge this morning to retrieve my coffee pouches. You guessed it: It had snapped overnight.
maximus otter