And sticks 2 fingers (or possibly 4) up to anyone who gets in his way.Hannibal said:Jason Kitcat, what a name. I hope he takes a break regularly.
Wonder if he has any skeletons in his closet?The bloke who came to value our house a couple of years ago: Mick Wardrobe. Turns out he's an ex-footballer, just in case the name rings a bell.
in my town there is a Dr. Sinastra, which sounds like a perfect comic book super-villain name.![]()
Excellent! Does he get mocked by kids?
There was the brother-in-law's, wife's sister who named her twin boys Richard and Edward. The 'Dick 'Ed twins' as they were immediately designated.I work in a school and am always amazed at how short sighted parents are in naming their children. So looking at my new cohort I have a Charlotte Webb, a William Pitt, a Jack Jones and a Jimmy MacPhearson (forever "Jimmy Mac, when are you coming back?" in my head) The only bonus is that of all the new names I have to remember (a particular weakness for me) I will remember theirs by day one
No doubt his nickname was Tricky Dickie...Dick Trickle was a championship winning racing driver. The Tom Cruise character in the rubbish Days of Thunder was based on him (but they changed his name, understandably though frustratingly).
implying that there were a range of Korean pianists that were less well favoured, along with other countries having a similar hierarchy. Maybe they could be seeded and have a contest to see who was Champion of ChampionsThe former Mr Snail's favourite Korean pianist is called Dong Suk, for some reason.
Since Russia and Turkey are about to start World War 3, I'll wheel out this, from our man in Moscow during World War 2:I used to live in Istanbul. One icy winter's night, A friiend and I were weaving our way home after a couple of refreshing ales, and we took a hitherto-unnoticed side alley. There were a few little shops on it, including a hairdresser's salon, which are called Kuafor (after the French Coiffeure) in Turkish. Most small shops are generally named after the owner's family name, along with a description of what kind of shop they are, e.g. Salakoglu Elektronik or something like that.
As we neared the hairdresser's we saw, proudly emblazoned in curly gold lettering, the name of the establishment:
'KUNT KUAFOR'
It took us half an hour to stop laughing.
My Dear Reggie,
In these dark days man tends to look for little shafts of light that spill from Heaven. My days are probably darker than yours, and I need, my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean and selfish about what little brightness is shed upon me from time to time. So I propose to share with you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre life and tell you that God has given me a new Turkish colleague whose card tells me that he is called...
Say hello to the 100 most unfortunate names in human history.
If these have been posted before, I must have missed them. It takes a while to load but then you will meet:
Dr. Shit Fun Chew
Charley Willard Horse Dick (his birth notice!)
Dick Assman
Hitler Mussolini (!)
Rowdy Negro
Jesus Condom
Willie Stroker
Misty Hyman
Anass Rhammar (Gratuities Appreciated)
Jack Kanoff
Rich Will Wanket (Real Estate)
Yolanda Squatpump
Dr. B. J. Hardick
Tiny Dick
Tiny Kox (Dutch)
M. Peanisbreath (Adelaide)
Dick Trickle
Fagley Dork
Lucious Pusey
Harold A. Ballitch (Physician)
Rusty Kuntz
P. Ennis
Mrs. Rape (Kindergarten!)
Ms Moysten Cumming
I think I'll save the next fifty till later . . . .![]()