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I do the same thing. I remember my Mum finding men with face fanny's a bit off putting, she reckoned they were probably full of food so I'm careful to keep mine clean.
I do the same thing. I remember my Mum finding men with face fanny's a bit off putting, she reckoned they were probably full of food so I'm careful to keep mine clean.
I've had a beard and it gets disgusting after two weeks, drinking anything is foul and leaves a stain and a taint.
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It’s not easy to be a fashionable man in this day and age when everything changes so fast. Regular boring beard is no longer enough. Now you have to grow monkey tail beard to keep up with the times!
I give you the monkey tail beard!
I used to travel to work (in Scotland) on an Italian moped some twenty-five miles, to work right up in the highlands for work for the Forestry Commission planting trees, ditching etc. Eventually at around the age of twenty-something, I decided it would be advantageous to have a go at growing a beard, mainly to see if it does in fact keep the face warmer. It did. But I never had any Idea that it would eventually turn out to be a full beard of some length, and red. At least it kept out the snow, although I do remember a few icicles in mid-winter freeze-ups, I remember one day in particular, when we all got ushered into a land owners old barn where he had a large fire brazier going so we could get warmed up and eat our sandwiches and hot coffee. "Utter Bliss!"I've had a beard since 1997 and never had any problem. Comb it, wash it every day when you do the rest of your face and it doesn't get nasty, keep the edge along your top lip trimmed and it doesn't touch food or drink.
I can imagine a Strawbridge is difficult to live with though...
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Rather worryingly, Mr Frideswide has sent me the link with a note that he could do this!
I've had a beard since 1997 and never had any problem. Comb it, wash it every day when you do the rest of your face and it doesn't get nasty, keep the edge along your top lip trimmed and it doesn't touch food or drink.
Dear Men,Should you wish to stay hip with the latest trends in men's facial vanity ... I give you the monkey tail bear
Maybe he was averting his eyes from the madman with half a beard!A friend of a friend (yes, I know) who was working at a gas station managed to land a job at IBM. Back then, IBM had a strict no facial hair policy. On his last day at the gas station he shaved off only one side of his beard, and tried to present only one side of his face at a time to customers. One customer who realized the man had a half beard began averting his eyes, as if there was something truly disgusting on his face.
Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend
It’s not easy to be a fashionable man in this day and age when everything changes so fast. Regular boring beard is no longer enough. Now you have to grow monkey tail beard to keep up with the times!
The former Mr Snail cultivated a full Amish gob-rug which he didn't maintain at all. No combing or brushing, dunno how often he washed it but I never saw it wet, and there was only lip-trimming when he was in danger of actually choking himself. This was because he disliked shaving...
My old dear reckons she can smell all sorts of odd things, including a particular odour around a man who has just had sex!Men with beards like this remind me of the seaside. Why? Because the odour I always associate with that particular type of unkempt straggle is one of wet sand saturated with oil and stagnant seawater. I've met several people where this sour and salty odour has been almost overpowering.
I'm not entirely sure that will mean anything to other people. My mum has always had a really acute sense of smell, which I think I've inherited - and we often find odours overpowering that other people appear not to be conscious of - or we find similarities between particular smells that make other people think that we've taken a knock to the head.
We should have been parfumiers or something. It can sometimes make bus journeys a form of torture.
RE: the monkey tail, there's a comedy with Luis Guzman playing a supporting character who has his beard and moustache shaved into a big question mark, and I'll be darned if I can remember what it was.
There is some suggestion now, that it isn't sunlight that causes skin cancers though. The last two I had removed were both in places that rarely received direct sunlight.
Don't know about beards but are very handy for going to shop without a shave!As I understand it, the need for gas masks was what killed off beards in the military/society. I wonder if covid face masks might do the same.
My beard causes no problem with the mask but I do admit if I'm just popping to the shops I don't normally put my teeth in now! Just two on a palate.Don't know about beards but are very handy for going to shop without a shave!
In the construction industry it is a requirement that those requiring a dust mask are clean shaven. Respirable dust is so small it can slip through a gap between the mask and the skin created by a beard or stubble. It causes problems with the likes of Sikhs who have to wear a hood when undertaking dusty works.As I understand it, the need for gas masks was what killed off beards in the military/society. I wonder if covid face masks might do the same.
In the construction industry it is a requirement that those requiring a dust mask are clean shaven. Respirable dust is so small it can slip through a gap between the mask and the skin created by a beard or stubble. It causes problems with the likes of Sikhs who have to wear a hood when undertaking dusty works.
The site guys also have to have a face fit test to prove that the masks adequately fit their faces as not all masks fit all faces. It is such a big issue within the industry that I have banned the use of disposable paper masks and require companies to spend a few quid and buy half masks.
Work related ill health kills way way more construction workers than accidents do.