I think we need to prepare Ronnie Jersey and any others for their trip to England/UK;
If someone accidentally stands on your foot,
you have to apologise.
You have to stand in a queue quietly and never, ever push in (probably the same in the USA).
When you've handed a shopkeeper a lot of change, you have to wait until they've counted it before leaving, even though you've triple checked it.
If someone offers to let you go in front of them at the till because you only have one item and they have a trolley full, you first have to say no, that's ok, thanks very much anyway and just hope that they insist.
You must mention the weather to everyone you meet, every day and even to complete strangers.
You must give the driver who has stopped for you at a zebra crossing at least a brief nod, although a thumbs up is preferred.
If you meet the same person more than twice in the same day you must say ''we'll have to stop meeting like this- people will talk''.
You must get used to buying meat/fish out of the back of a van on market days in small towns. (See Tom Stade's 'meat van guy')
You must wave a driver out from a side road in front of you and then spend the rest of the journey cursing that you did because they're driving at 20mph for miles and miles and you cannot overtake because the roads are so narrow and twisty.
If someone asks how you are you must say that you are fine (even though the doctor has just informed you that you have two months to live and will probably die a painful death).
You must blame the last pint of beer you had for making you ill- not the 20 you had before.