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Oh, The Irony

This story made me laugh, a woman who was not allowed to mount a horse during a photoshoot due to health and safety rules ended up in hospital after it trod on her. :lol:

(I am laughing at the irony of it, not at the fact she ended up in hospital by the way..)

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinb ... 1447102007

Mrs Heney, 43, duly complied with health and safety rules that said she mustn't sit on the horse. But moments later she was in agony after the massive stallion stepped on her foot.

Instead of calling a halt to the photo shoot outside the Playhouse, Mrs Heney smiled through gritted teeth for photographers, vowing "the show must go on".

It was only after ten minutes of posing for the cameras that she let on she was in agony and began nursing her aching foot.

She was rushed to the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary where staff discovered the horse had broken her toe.

Mrs Heney, from Liberton, stepped in as Carmen for the promotional shoot because actress Heather Shipp is currently singing at the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden.

She was dressed in an extravagant flamenco dancer's costume, and she posed with a donkey as well as the horse.

She said: "I wanted to go on the horse, but was told I wasn't allowed to sit on it for health and safety reasons as they hadn't carried out a risk assessment, which is very ironic.
 
Israeli 'Neo-Nazi Gang' Arrested

Israeli 'neo-Nazi gang' arrested

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Israeli police say they have broken up a gang of neo-Nazis who are accused of carrying out attacks on foreigners, gay people and religious Jews.

The eight suspects, aged 16-21, are all Israeli citizens from the former Soviet Union. They were arrested a month ago, but the news only emerged on Saturday.

Police say searches of their homes yielded Nazi uniforms, portraits of Adolf Hitler, knives, guns and TNT.

Israel was founded in the wake of the Nazi Holocaust in which millions died.

The arrests follow a year-long inquiry which began after a synagogue in Petah Tikva, a city east of Tel Aviv, was desecrated with graffiti of Nazi swastikas and the name of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler.

Prime Minister Ehud Olmert expressed his horror at what he called "violence for the sake of violence."

"I am sure that there is not a person in Israel who can remain indifferent to these scenes, which indicate that we too as a society have failed in the education of these youths," he said.

The eight accused, who include the group's alleged leader, are all from Petah Tikva.

The gang members sported tattoos popular with white supremacists - including the number 88, code for Heil Hitler because "H" is the eighth letter of the alphabet.

"We believe that this is the main gang working in the area... the main gang that exists [in Israel] that attempts to use Hitler's ideology," police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld told AFP news agency.

Police say the gang members would target homosexuals, Jews who wore a skull cap and drug addicts, often video taping their attacks.

"It is difficult to believe that Nazi ideology sympathisers can exist in Israel, but it is a fact," Revital Almog, the police official who led the investigation, told Israeli public radio.

The suspects have admitted assaulting a number of people in Tel Aviv, most of them foreign workers.

Ms Almog said the gang would pick on someone who appeared unable to defend themselves and then attack.

They often filmed or photographed the violence.

Footage of the attacks show people lying on the ground whilst being kicked by more than one assailant.

In one clip a man is hit around the back of the head with a bottle.

According to the Israeli daily newspaper Haaretz one video shows gang members surrounding a Russian drug addict as he admits to being a Jew. The youths then order him onto his knees to beg for forgiveness for being Jewish and a drug addict before viciously beating not only him, but also another man who tries to intervene.

The suspects all migrated to Israel under the Law of Return which allows anyone with at least one Jewish grandparent to become a citizen.

Ms Almog said of the accused, "their connection to Judaism is distant, through grandparents or distant family connections".

Story from BBC NEWS:

Published: 2007/09/09 16:47:38 GMT

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Traffic warden forced to ticket herself
By Aidan McGurran 22/09/2007

A flustered traffic warden was forced to give HERSELF a ticket after being caught illegally parked.

Driver Barry Daniels struck a blow for motorists everywhere by confronting the warden after spotting her council-issue permit was out of date.

Barry, 44, who was ticketed a month ago for parking in the same area, also pointed out that her tax disc had expired a year ago. He demanded to know what she was going to do about it - and watched as she sheepishly got out her black book to slap herself with a fixed-penalty notice.

Barry, from Stanstead Abbotts, Herts, took revenge after spotting the warden's motor in Hertford town centre.

He said: "I recognised it because the expired tax disc stuck out like a sore thumb." He waited for the warden to return then button-holed her, saying: "Why don't you issue a ticket or don't the rules apply to you?"

Yesterday the unnamed attendant refused to comment. An East Herts council spokesman said: "Like any car without a valid ticket, a fixed penalty notice was issued and the driver can appeal."

http://tinyurl.com/2tz544

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gncxx said:
The above could just as easily have fit into the World's Dumbest Criminals thread. We're lucky he was arrogant enough to base a book around his crime, but are there any other cases of murderous authors? And did they do the same as Mr Bala?

I was gunna write out the whole story of how Edgar Allan Poe has been belived for years to be the real murderer of Mary Rogers (the girl that he based his Mystery of Marie Roget on) but on rereading the Reader's Digest strange stories amazing facts book, they present no argument against him at all. They just say "lots of people think he did it, he knew her, and he wore a cape so it must be him" and then talk about his sex life so really. there's no point. Maybe if someone googles it?
I'm lazy.
 
Here y'go: -

In Irving Wallace's "The Fabulous Originals," the author suggests three possible killers: Crommelin, who Wallace believes was the father of the baby whose abortion caused her death; Mrs. Rogers, who possibly offered up Mary as a prostitute at the boarding house and had arranged for an abortion that accidentally turned fatal; and, without any evidence to back it up, Wallace names Poe himself as a possible candidate referring to the possibility that Poe knew Mary from Anderson's tobacco store and Anderson's later claim that Poe had discussed Mary's murder with him while the writer was researching his story.

The Murder Mystery Of Mary Rogers
 
The one killer/writer I remembered was Anne Perry, who as Juliet Hulme teamed up with her childhood friend to murder the friend's mother. She went on to write murder mysteries in adult life, but I don't know if there's a strong connection in her fiction other than that earlier crime.
 
A pretty grim irony here:

Crash man dies after second smash

A crash victim has died after the ambulance he was being taken to hospital in was involved in a seperate collision.
The 24-year-old motorcyclist suffered potentially fatal injuries in the first collision involving a lorry and a van on the A3022 in Brixham.

He was on his way to hospital in an ambulance when it was involved in a second crash.

The motorcyclist was taken by another ambulance to hospital but later died.

Traffic chaos

Both accidents caused traffic chaos in and around Brixham.

The accident on the Dartmouth Road meant the town was closed off to all large vehicles leaving many drivers stranded until 1500 BST.

One lorry driver said: "It is a frustrating day, a lot of people will get impatient and lose money.

"But at the end of the day you're talking about somebody's life, that's somebody's son, they're having a lot worse day than we are."

Westcountry Ambulance Service has launched an investigation into the incident although it is reminding drivers of its campaign to be very careful when they see and hear an ambulance coming.

The motorcyclist has not been formally identified.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7011449.stm
 
Fire engines round here regularly turn right at lights on red, on the wrong side of the road and then go under a bridge, where traffic that can't yet be seen is still moving forward. One day there will be an awful accident.

The sight of them doing this makes me feel sick with fear. When I'm driving the other way, approaching that bridge, I sometimes wonder if I'll be the driver you'll read about on here, who's ironically killed by the fire brigade on way to rescue a trapped motorist. :(
 
gncxx said:
The one killer/writer I remembered was Anne Perry, who as Juliet Hulme teamed up with her childhood friend to murder the friend's mother. She went on to write murder mysteries in adult life, but I don't know if there's a strong connection in her fiction other than that earlier crime.
Her novels are deeply involved in putting over the horror and disgust of murder, as well as being rather good crime fiction. They are well considered, balanced and contain enough emotional content to make the reader aware of the fundamental wrongness of murder. So perhaps her conviction and served sentence made her come to terms with her actions as a teenager.

BTW, I met her once at a convention and a more balanced, approachable and nice person I've never met. Then again, I was avoiding bringing up her notorious New Zealand past.
 
I don't know how you could bear to talk to such a person. The accent would be enough to put you off.

The best known murderer turned author in Australia would be Mark "Chopper" Read (as played by Eric Bana in the eponymous film). He has written dozens of books, mostly "non-fiction" about his time in the underworld, but also one or two acknowledged fiction books, including a rather crude picture book for adults that probably sells more on his notoriety than any actual merit.
 
Unfaithful online

THANKS to Hannah Beardon for alerting us to this thought-provoking story of our times from the Ananova news service. "A Bosnian couple," we are told at www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2512486.html, "are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online under fake names."

It seems that Adnan and Sana Klaric of Zenica made contact on a chat forum while using the names Prince of Joy and Sweetie. They told each other how miserable they were because of their marriage problems and soon came to feel they had at last found the love of their lives. But it all fell apart when they agreed to meet up, each of them carrying a single rose by way of identification. They are now each filing for divorce on the grounds of the other's unfaithfulness.

http://tinyurl.com/ysvjpp

Cornish song fans may recall the song "Lamorna"....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamorna_%28folk_song%29
 
escargot1 said:
Do you like pina colada... :D
Ah yes, I'd forgotten that one! :D

But at least it had a happy ending, unlike the Bosnian version... :(
 
rynner said:
escargot1 said:
Do you like pina colada... :D
Ah yes, I'd forgotten that one! :D

But at least it had a happy ending, unlike the Bosnian version... :(
Really? You think that Escape has a happy ending, while the real story where it turns out neither person could actually trust the other is unhappy because they're getting divorced?

Besides, I don't see how you can equate anything to do with that song as "happy".
 
Gummer friend dies of mad cow disease
Last Updated: 3:08am BST 12/10/2007

The daughter of a friend of the former agriculture minister John Gummer - who tried to show beef was safe by encouraging his four-year-old child to eat a hamburger - has died of the human form of mad cow disease.

Elizabeth Smith, 23, of St Margaret South Elmham, Suffolk, died from variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD) on Oct 4, three years after becoming ill while studying geography at Birmingham University.

Her father, retired vicar Roger Smith, said Miss Smith ate a "normal and healthy diet" and rarely ate burgers as a child.

Mr Smith said Mr Gummer, whom he described as a "personal friend", had been unfairly treated by the press.

http://tinyurl.com/2txes8
 
Officials Battle Through 'Samurai' Diet

Officials battle through "samurai" diet

Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:47pm BST

TOKYO (Reuters) - Overweight local government officials in Japan have slimmed down with a three-month "samurai" diet, soldiering on despite a fellow samurai's death.

The mayor of the city of Ise in west Japan and six officials joined forces as the "Seven Metabolic Samurai," after Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai movie, to fight the so-called metabolic syndrome -- excess belly fat, high blood pressure and high cholesterol levels.

The program took an unexpected and unfortunate turn when one of the samurai, a 47-year-old city official, died in August from heart failure while he was jogging, a spokeswoman for Ise's public health department said, confirming earlier news reports.

But the remaining samurai continued with the plan, which involved eating healthy food and exercising.

When the program ended Thursday, Mayor Takao Morishita had shed 5.6 kg (12 pounds) and trimmed his waistline by 5 cm to 85 cm (33 inches). At least two other officials also succeeded with the diet, while the city is waiting to hear results from the others.

"There was a time when things were rough, but I was able to reach my goals," the mayor said on a panel that showed his diet results. "I want to make sure that my weight won't bounce back."

Metabolic syndrome has become the new buzzword in health-conscious Japan, where nearly 30 percent of Japanese adult males are overweight, according to a government survey from 2005.

Two male officials in the health ministry kept blogs earlier this year to show their efforts in combating the syndrome, while tummy-tightening briefs and "fitness phones" targeting fat-fighting middle-aged men have come on the market.

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Minister for hypocrisy: MP who fought for tougher laws is caught driving while on his mobile
By MATTHEW HICKLEY and DAVID WILKES
Last updated at 23:57pm on 2nd November 2007

He was a minister who helped to toughen up the law banning drivers from talking on a mobile phone.

And he made his name in the Commons by claiming dangerous drivers were "serial potential killers" and campaigning for longer sentences.

But yesterday Liam Byrne was convicted of using his mobile while at the wheel - leaving him with a fine, a criminal record and a reputation in tatters.

Guilty plea to using phone while driving an embarrassment for Labour's rising star
The fatal consequences of using a mobile while driving

The Home Office minister in charge of immigration told a court that he was taking an important telephone call on "a deportation matter" when pulled over by police near his Birmingham Hodge Hill constituency.

Motoring groups dismissed his explanation as "totally unacceptable" and fiercely criticised Mr Byrne's dangerous conduct.

Mr Byrne's job appeared to be safe - for now - as Home Secretary Jacqui Smith stated that he still had her confidence.

But his image as a high-flying Labour figure, spoken of as a future cabinet minister, was seriously dented.

The incident is particularly damaging for 37-year- old Mr Byrne given his campaigning credentials.

He once told a parliamentary committee that he was "shocked" at the leniency shown to drivers.

In 2005 he tabled a motion calling for tougher penalties.

Using a mobile phone while driving was made a specific offence in 2003, before Mr Byrne was elected as an MP.

But he sat on the Parliamentary committee that increased the penalty earlier this year from a £30 fixed fine to £60 and three penalty points.


On his constituency website Mr Byrne claims road safety is "a massive issue for local residents."

Sutton Coldfield magistrates heard how he was pulled over by police while driving a Ford Escort in Tyburn Road, Birmingham, on July 6, after they saw him on his hand-held mobile phone.

When officers asked him how many penalty points he already had on his licence he claimed he did not know, meaning that the had to go to court in case Mr Byrne faced disqualification under the totting-up rules.

He turned out to have three points already - not enough to lose his licence.

Details of how he earned them were not disclosed.

In a letter to the court he expressed remorse for the offence and told magistrates he accepted that there was no excuse, and that he should have pulled over to take the telephone call.

He was fined £100 with £35 costs and a £15 victim surcharge, with three points on his licence.

Chairman of the bench Maggie Moore said the fine would have been £150, but for Mr Byrne's prompt guilty plea and expression of remorse.

Road safety campaigners last night condemned the minister for setting a bad example.

The Institute of Advanced Motorists criticised Mr Byrne for claiming that his phone call was "important."

A spokesman said: "The annoying thing is the implication that the phone call was so important he couldn't pull over to take it.

"That is totally unacceptable - everybody who has a mobile phone, a car and a job could try to claim that in mitigation.

"It is imperative that ministers lead by example. If this call was so important, it should never have been taken at the wheel."

Kevin Clinton of The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents said: "Far too many lives have been lost because of mobile phone calls and whether you are on a hand-held or a hands-free phone you are four times more likely to crash."

Mr Byrne said later: "Talking on a phone without a hands free is wrong. I have apologised unreservedly to the court."

The Home Office declined to comment.

• Ministers have spent years lecturing Britain's motorists on speed limits or the benefits of public transport. But often it is a case of drive as I say, not as I do:

Feb 1998: John Prescott, then in charge of transport, boasted he was travelling by train from Scarborough to Hull for an engagement. He nipped out at a station three miles down the line and into his Jaguar to finish the trip.

June 1999: Days after the M4 bus lane opened just after Heathrow, Tony Blair was caught in the resulting jams. His official car swung into the empty bus lane and past the queues for "security reasons."

Oct 1999: Prescott, again, used his Jag for the 200-yard trip from his hotel to the Labour conference to deliver a speech urging the use of public transport. The reason: "The wife doesn't like having her hair blown about."

July 2000: Jack Straw, then Home Secretary and supporter of "zero-tolerance" on speeders, was stopped for doing 103mph on the M5 in Somerset. He said he was late for a meeting with Mr Blair. No action was taken as his Jaguar was being driven by a police officer.

Sept 2007: Deputy Labour leader Harriet Harman was fined £60 with three penalty points for speeding in Suffolk.

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The irony is summed up in the headline...

Fishermen suffer net loss as record shark that wrecked boat sells for just 50p a kilo

It was a king of the ocean, cruising the Atlantic with impunity for half a century until an encounter off Land’s End with a fisherman seeking squid brought its wandering, predatory life to an end.

The thresher shark that became entangled in Roger Nowell’s net is believed to be the largest ever caught, weighing in at 1,125lb (510kg) and measuring 16½ft (5m) from its snout to the tip of its vast, sickle-shaped tail.

At the very top of the pelagic food chain, the thresher had just one predator: man.

But it was a unintended encounter that led it to Newlyn fish market yesterday morning.

Mr Nowell and his crewmate Joe Crowe had just lowered their trawl net hoping for a haul of squid and John Dory when something began rocking the Imogen, their 40ft fishing boat.

Mr Nowell, 41, said: “We’d only been out for a few minutes and we bought the net up to have a look. There was no squid but this massive shark – it was the biggest one I’d ever seen. It was fairly alarming.

“It was still alive but had almost drowned in the nets and as soon as it landed on deck it thrashed around like crazy. It caused around £500 worth of damage to the hydraulics, it was that heavy.

“Me and Joe just looked at each other and I said, ‘I’d better call somebody’. I knew we’d need some help with this one.” Darren Payne, an auctioneer at the fish market, took his forklift truck down to the quayside expecting to unload a largish shark. What he found was the biggest shark he had ever seen. It took four men and the fork lift to manoeuvre the majestic silver giant into the market hall.

Mr Nowell’s hopes of paying for the damage to his boat and making a healthy profit were dashed when the shark fetched just £255, equivalent to 50p a kilo. :(

Mr Payne, of auctioneers W Stevenson & Sons, said: “As soon as I saw it I thought it might be worthless – it’s too big for most people to take on. There were about 20 people here at the auction but most of them were here to have a look.

“Bidding started at 50p and that’s where it ended. We’ve checked and as far as we can see it’s the biggest one ever caught in the world.”

The buyer was Julian Smart of Smart’s Prime Fish who was wondering yesterday whether he had spent his money wisely.

He said: “I am in negotiation with a number of buyers. It will probably be sold whole but I can’t say more than that. It might sound like a bargain at 50p but by the time I’ve packed it, iced it and brought a lorry down it’ll cost me about £400 just to get it to the yard.

“I wouldn’t normally buy such a big one as they are hard to shift. I need to sell it wholesale which I might struggle to do so I’ve taken a gamble. Hopefully at least I’ll make my 50p back.” About one third of the total length of a thresher shark consists of its tail which it uses to stun shoals of mackerel and herring before devouring them.

Unless someone buys it to stuff and hang on their wall, the enormous creature will be carved up and sold for shark steaks.

Mr Smart said: “Other species are used for shark’s fin soup and I don’t think there is any value in its hide. But they do make very good eating.”

The previous largest thresher on record weighed 953lb and was landed off Hawaii in 2007. The previous British record was for an 882lb (400kg) shark caught off Mevagissey in Cornwall in October.

Ocean bounty

Leather shark leather is up to 11 times more durable than cowhide and is used in shoes, handbags, belts and for bookbinding

Liver oil Shark liver oil is alo used to tan and cure the leather. Oil made from the liver of the basking shark, which accounts for 25 per cent of its weight, has become highly sought after. Prized for its ability to boost the immune system, heal wounds and even cure cancer, the oil is used in hemorrhoid creams, lipsticks, and dietary supplement pills

Medicine Shark cartilage is popular in Japan and China where it is boiled and eaten as a remedy for arthritis and a method of ageing retardation. It is high in protein (39 per cent) and low in fat (0.1 per cent)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 926345.ece
 
90mph police chief's driving ban

The former chair of roads policing at the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) has been banned from driving for speeding at 90mph.
Meredydd Hughes, the chief constable of South Yorkshire, apologised after being caught on camera in a 60mph zone on the A5 at Chirk near Wrexham in May.

He stood down from his role at Acpo after he was summonsed for the offence, which happened when he was on holiday.

He was disqualified for 42 days and fined £350 by Wrexham magistrates.

Hughes, 49, did not appear in person before magistrates but entered his guilty plea via his solicitor, Huw Edwards.

The court heard the chief constable was caught driving at 90mph in his Y-reg Audi at 8.17am on 28 May.

Mr Edwards said Hughes had made a guilty plea "effectively" at the first opportunity, and had fully co-operated with the police.

"With regards to the offence itself, Mr Hughes recalls that on that morning he was returning from north Wales where he was on a short climbing holiday.

"He doesn't seek to make any excuse about this matter. He totally accepts that the police have a duty to do," Mr Edwards said.

"He is no exception and he accepts that he must be punished for the offence.

"He asks me to apologise for the offence. He recognises that the matter is a serious matter."

As Acpo's roads chief, Hughes had argued in favour of "less conspicuous" speed cameras as a way of slowing down traffic.

Cardiff-born Hughes had also served with the South Wales and Greater Manchester forces during his career but returned to South Yorkshire in 2002 as deputy chief constable.

He has been in the chief constable's post since September 2004.

South Yorkshire Police refused to discuss whether a car and police driver would be made available to Mr Hughes during the period of his driving ban.

A spokeswoman said the court case was "a private matter" and referred the inquiry to South Yorkshire Police Authority.

They issued a statement saying: "The matter will now be considered by the South Yorkshire Police Authority in accordance with established procedures relating to this type of incident.

Jools Townsend, of road safety campaigners Brake said Hughes' offence was "shocking" and called the sentence lenient.

"By committing this deadly crime, Hughes undermines the work of traffic police to protect the safety of road users, both within his force and across the country.

"He should seriously consider his position as a result."

But the anti-speed camera group Safe Speed said: "The hypocrisy is breathtaking. Mr Hughes should clearly have been preaching what he practices - because clearly he knows that exceeding the speed limit isn't necessarily dangerous."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7128548.stm
 
Christians are supposed to love their neighbours, but this doesn't seem to apply here, where the neighbour is a woman priest:

Arson forces priest to step down

A Cornish parish priest is stepping down from her church role after a second arson attack.
A lighted candle was pushed through the window of Rev Yvonne Hobson's car but failed to set the vehicle on fire.

Now the Anglican priest is to take a two-week break from her duties after a request by the Bishop of Truro.

Since July, Ms Hobson, 56, the curate at Paul Church, near Newlyn, has received a series of hate letters and suffered an arson attack on her home.

Bishop 'very concerned'

The letters sent to her expressed a hatred of women priests.

In October church leaders called for a halt to the attacks, but four weeks later a candle placed in the porch of her home ignited some logs and the fire brigade was called.

Bishop of Truro, the Right Reverend Bill Ind, has now asked her to take a temporary leave of absence.

His spokesman Jeremy Dowling said: "It's very worrying and has put Ms Hobson and her family under enormous strain so he suggested that she have no more duties for a couple of weeks."

He added: "She is bearing up well, but after this it makes you wonder where the next incident is going to come from."

Ms Hobson said in a statement she was "very grateful for support from the parish and the local community".

Devon and Cornwall Police said they were treating the latest incident as arson and have appealed for witnesses for anyone with any information to come forward.

There are 19 full-time women priests in Cornwall and 92 men. There are also 22 women working as unpaid members of the clergy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7132221.stm

Somewhere I have a pic of Paul church, but I can't find it right now...
 
DNA pioneer James Watson is blacker than he thought
Jonathan Leake, Science Editor

JAMES WATSON, the DNA pioneer who claimed Africans are less intelligent than whites, has been found to have 16 times more genes of black origin than the average white European.

An analysis of his genome shows that 16% of his genes are likely to have come from a black ancestor of African descent. By contrast, most people of European descent would have no more than 1%.

The study was made possible when he allowed his genome - the map of all his genes - to be published on the internet in the interests of science.

“This level is what you would expect in someone who had a great-grandparent who was African,” said Kari Stefansson of deCODE Genetics, whose company carried out the analysis. “It was very surprising to get this result for Jim.”

Watson won the Nobel prize, with Francis Crick and Maurice Wilkins, after working out the structure of DNA in 1953. However, he provoked an outcry earlier this year when he suggested black people were genetically less intelligent than whites.

This weekend his critics savoured the wry twist of fate. Sir John Sulston, the Nobel laureate who helped lead the consortium that decoded the human genome, said the discovery was ironic in view of Watson’s opinions on race. “I never did agree with Watson’s remarks,” he said. “We do not understand enough about intelligence to generalise about race.”

The backlash against Watson forced him to step down as chancellor of Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory, New York state, after 39 years at the helm. He had said he was “inherently gloomy about the prospects for Africa” because “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours - whereas all the testing says not really”.

The analysis by deCODE Genetics, an Icelandic company, also shows a further 9% of Watson’s genes are likely to have come from an ancestor of Asian descent. Watson was not available for comment.

James Watson: genetic risk to diseases compared with other people of European ancestry

- Age-related macular degeneration (blindness) - 20% less than average

- Asthma - 31% less than average

- Breast cancer - 1.45 times greater than average

- Coeliac disease - 66% less than average

- Colon (bowel) cancer - 16% greater than average

- Glaucoma - 1.42 rimes greater than average

- Inflammatory bowel disease - 31% less than average

- Multiple sclerosis - 29% greater than average

- Heart attack - 33% less than average

- Obesity - 5% greater than average

- Prostate cancer - 1.02 times greater than average

- Psoriasis - 31% less than average

- Restless leg - 29% less than average

- Rheumatoid arthritis - 20% greater than average

- Type 1 diabetes - 65% less than average

- Type 2 diabetes - 33% greater than average

Results are calculated by comparing one person's genetic sequence to the sequences of other participants in studies published in world literature on genetic risk for disease

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 022190.ece
 
Guns out for battyboy bashers
It's good news that society is more comfortable with gay people. So why don't schools come down on homophobic bullying?
by Janice Turner

Has there ever been a bleaker midwinter? If we're not going to be detained without charge for 42 days or banged up in a spangly new super-prison, we'll be having our bags searched as we travel to our suicide-bomb-proof shopping mall, except the quickening recession means we'll have nowt to spend. Can the Government please issue a dash of light with its buckets of dark. Because, seriously, it's getting me down.

I'm not joking when I say the only moment of brightness for months has been Christopher Biggins winning I'm a Celebrity... Wobbling down the jungle bridge, bubbling over with emotion (as he is every quarter-hour), to receive a big fat gay kiss from his partner, Neil. My heart leapt at how far we've come as a nation for his sexuality to be so unremarkable. Even the Daily Mail, wary perhaps that Biggins won by popular vote, celebrated his “kind heart and winning humour”.

Recently the camp comic Alan Carr spoke of growing up as a mincing embarrassment to his dad, a former professional footballer and manager of Northampton Town. But now his father's shame has lifted when he sees how his son is accepted by a new generation of sportsmen, players like Stuart Pearce and Joey Barton, who tap up Carr Sr for tickets to his son's gigs.

Last week was the second anniversary of civil partnerships in Britain and I read about a pair of hairdressers, the first gays to wed in their town, recount how after their well-publicised ceremony they were accosted in a pub by the local rugby team. “Are you those blokes in the paper?” they were asked. The couple nodded nervously. But the players simply shook their hands and offered warm congratulations.
Background

* Brighton to ban ‘murder music’

* Singers get Mobo rap for being anti-gay

* Asbo lesbo aggro ago-go

* Don't shoot the messengers

These are not victories for dreary, leaden and lampoonable political correctness, but of love over hate. Which is why Brighton council's decision this week to prohibit concerts that incite racist or homophobic violence should be applauded. While no BNP-supporting boot-boy band would get a council licence anywhere, there has been more tolerance for Jamaican reggae stars such as Buju Banton and Sizzla, famous for those toe-tapping lyrics “Shot battybwoy, my big gun boom” about murdering gay men.

It is time to challenge the hierarchy of discrimination that puts the rights of racial minorities and religious groups high above those of women and gay rights. Too often culture or faith are cited as excuses for attitudes that would never be forgiven in, for example, white working-class men.

According to Amnesty and Human Rights Watch, Jamaica has one of the most repressive attitudes to homosexuality in the world. Gays are subject to violent attacks, rapes, even murders, that are ignored by police, unsurprisingly, since every Jamaican political party extols anti-gay policies. In an opinion poll a few years back, 96 per cent of the country agreed that homosexuality should remain illegal. When Jamaican dance hall acts gee up their audience with incitements to burn gay men or hang lesbians it is considered no more controversial than, say, James Brown exhorting his crowd to “Get on down!”

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Yeah, because that will show them dirty queers. I'll show them that their filthy practices are wrong by putting my heterosexual penis in their arse and mouth.
 
Tax fraud chief sacked after hiring wife
By Robert Winnett, Deputy Political Editor
Last Updated: 2:05am GMT 18/12/2007

A senior official responsible for prosecuting people for tax fraud has been sacked after hiring his wife as a £550-a-day consultant. :shock:

David Partridge, the chief operating officer of HM Revenue and Customs prosecutions office, had his contract terminated last summer following an inquiry into the employment of his wife, Michaela.

Mr Partridge's office is in charge of prosecuting tax fraud and other major cases such as drug smuggling and money laundering and his dismissal will add to the concerns over management accountability at Revenue and Customs.

Richard Bacon, a Conservative member of the Commons public accounts committee, said that Mrs Partridge or her company had been paid £97,907 since her husband was appointed in Sept 2005.

In a letter to the accounts committee chairman, Edward Leigh, Mr Bacon called for an inquiry into the prosecutions office's accounts.

Mr and Mrs Partridge were the two directors of People Business, a human resources consultancy based in Sevenoaks, Kent.

Mrs Partridge was hired in October 2005 to advise on employment contracts, discipline, misconduct and performance procedures.

The prosecutions office said at the time that its existing human resources team was unable to provide the "necessary level of expertise".

The spending watchdog, the National Audit Office, described the arrangement as "novel and contentious".

Mrs Partridge's appointment was not cleared by the Treasury as it should have been under government rules, although it was subsequently authorised.

Mr Bacon has also called for an investigation into propriety at Revenue and Customs after new figures suggested the department was responsible for almost half the fraud committed across all Government departments.

Treasury figures obtained by Mr Bacon show that 190 cases of fraud were reported in Revenue and Customs in 2006/07.

They were worth £1,752,664, or 45.4 per cent of the value of all departmental fraud.

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Our local library was closed for a while recently for 'modernisation'.

Today I went to return a book, and take out some others - but the regular desks for these functions had disappeared!

Instead, we were expected to use touch-screen computer terminals to carry out these activities.

Putting a book into the machine meant it could automatically be identified by RFID - no need even to open the book. (But I was rather disappointed that the machine did not swallow returned books 'Room 101' style!)

And putting your library card into a slot provided all the info needed to complete the transaction.

Now clearly this sophisticated system reduces the need for library staff...



..except that at present they have two members of staff standing by the machines to explain to the elderly and easily confused (such as me!) how to work them! :roll:

(Which, as regards library workers, rather smacks of turkeys voting for Christmas...)
 
Hoots mon!

Cop-shop crime-wave leaves thin blue line with red faces
By Richard Elias

CRIME hotspots are typically thought of as deprived inner-city schemes, but hard-nosed thieves are targeting what should be the safest location of all: police stations.

Details obtained by Scotland on Sunday show that an astonishing array of goods, ranging from rugs and uniforms to illuminated signs and vibrating road rollers, have been stolen in recent years from the country's biggest force.

In one of the most brazen incidents, £3,000-worth of computer goods vanished from Strathclyde Police's headquarters in the centre of Glasgow, a crime which remains unsolved. :shock:

And in another, a police radio was ripped out of a patrol car's dashboard while it was parked outside a station.

The revelations have led to calls for police officers to be more vigilant.

One policeman said: "It may sound a bit funny that stuff is actually getting nicked from the very place where you would think they would be safe, but there is a serious issue here.

"What if a notebook or documents relating to a case go missing? That is the real concern here."

He added: "With the number of officers actually on duty being so low, it is no real surprise that these incidents happen and I suppose it will only be when something important is found to be missing that the bosses will sit up and take any real notice.

"Whilst it may not be that surprising that things are stolen from some of the more remote and quieter stations, the fact that items have vanished from Pitt Street headquarters, where all the top brass work from, is very embarrassing indeed."

The Freedom of Information statistics, which date back five years, reveal how in 2002 alone seven jackets vanished from stations in the force area.

The following year, a warrant card, police-issue baton and a torch, along with three sets of handcuffs, were stolen.

In Dunbartonshire during 2004, a trail bike and its padlock were taken, while in Ayrshire an illuminated police sign, worth £300, disappeared and two charity boxes were taken from the counter of one North Lanarkshire station.

Among the more bizarre thefts was the disappearance of a light bulb worth £1 from a station in the Renfrewshire and Inverclyde district and two police balaclavas, which were taken from a station in South Lanarkshire, along with a police uniform valued at more than £600.

The theft of a mountain bike, complete with Strathclyde Police logo, is currently under investigation, along with a roll of tape used to seal off crime scenes.

The largest theft occurred in the Renfrewshire district earlier this year when the culprits escaped with a police-issue radio, two police hats, a fluorescent belt, two fleeces, a fuel card, a police pocketbook and shoulder numbers.

No one was available for comment from the Association of Chief Police Officers Scotland.

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