The Virgin Queen said:I hate to sak but...how exactly?
escargot said:I once read about a certain, um, thing which chaps and chappesses could enjoy in the privacy of the bedchamber which was guaranteed to give the greatest possible pleasure to the two participants.
This is how important it was to me-
1. I thought I'd invented it
2. I divorced my husband for not doing it.
And it wasn't my knee.
Caroline said:It works on the soles of the feet, especially if you're already 'happy'... or so a friend told me.
Messalina said:From the bit I remember I think if you touch a woman behind the knee on a pretext and she makes any kind of reaction (presumably punching you in the face is included) then you can be sure she is highly sexed.
Rather a good book actually, lost my copy many house moves ago.
escargot said:Bleeuurgh, I once had a date who'd obviously misread the 'gently nibble her ear' bit in the manual as 'get as much of her lug'ole into your chops as possible and suck, bite and make slobbering noises until she runs off.'
I don't eat dead meat.
Originally posted by Min Bannister
Too much information!
escargot said:Nah, not a bacon sandwich. I'm veggie. I don't eat dead meat.
I'm assuming that you weren't married to him. That makes it worse.A guy once BIT me in a very tender place. What a horrible thing to do! Yeouch.
:devil:Too much information!
the nape of the neck works
the ex, who believed that the more a woman's breasts were fondled by men, the bigger they'd get.
And get this. My mother swears that she can tell when a man's just had sex by a particular smell he has.
Nope.Presumably a misunderstanding about the (genuine) increase in size experienced while aroused?
Min Bannister said:A guy once BIT me in a very tender place. What a horrible thing to do! Yeouch.
the nape of the neck works
lutzman said:Something we gently touched upon last year
No volunteers for orgasm implant
Dr Meloy - originally a pain specialist - stumbled on the concept when he inserted a pacemaker-like device under the skin in a bid to alleviate severe back pain in a patient.
The device works because of a natural reflex in the body which produces an orgasm.
Thestral said:Anybody puts their tongue in my ear dies.
...not to mention resting his full weight on you.Thestral said:Anybody puts their tongue in my ear dies.
And I HATE it when you're having sex and the guy is huffing and puffing in your face all the time.
Leaferne said:...not to mention resting his full weight on you.
Heckler said:I had an Ex once who thought I would find it dead sexy if she flicked her long hair in my face whilst we made love. Needless to say coughing up a fur ball whilst making the beast with two backs is not sexy.