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April Fools' Day
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Couldn't find a clear candidate for a joke story in the Guardian this morning, though it had a feature on classic April Fools.
However, browsing the Arts pages this evening, I think I have found one, though it is always hazardous to assume things seen there must be parodies. Anyway there is a linked webpage:
http://www.sextonming.co.uk/index.php
It is also dated 31st March, but daft stories are on sale year round, like raspberries these days.
Oh, a web-search makes me think this one is a conspiracy involving places like Liverpool's Walker Gallery site:
http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/walk ... stuckists/
:hmm:
However, browsing the Arts pages this evening, I think I have found one, though it is always hazardous to assume things seen there must be parodies. Anyway there is a linked webpage:
http://www.sextonming.co.uk/index.php
It is also dated 31st March, but daft stories are on sale year round, like raspberries these days.
Oh, a web-search makes me think this one is a conspiracy involving places like Liverpool's Walker Gallery site:
http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/walk ... stuckists/
:hmm:
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There was a good car advert (saw it in the Times and Telegraph) for, I think, Mercedes.
It looked technically interesting, so I started reading it (I normally skim over car ads), and then it dawned on me that it was a spoof! It's premise was that the EU will be banning right-hand drive cars from continental Europe, so they have brought out a new car with no steering wheel that can be operated from either front seat...!
Dig out your paper if you missed it, it's worth a read!
It looked technically interesting, so I started reading it (I normally skim over car ads), and then it dawned on me that it was a spoof! It's premise was that the EU will be banning right-hand drive cars from continental Europe, so they have brought out a new car with no steering wheel that can be operated from either front seat...!
Dig out your paper if you missed it, it's worth a read!
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This sounds like an April fool...
...and this is definitely an April fool...
...and this is definitely an April fool...
I found this one, but thought it was a bit obvious:
http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=13912[/url]
http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=13912[/url]
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April Fools Special Edition - SojokeMail 04.01.05
"Our collection agencies are often unable to gather intelligence on the very
things we care the most about."
- From the report by the Bush-appointed Commission on the Intelligence
Capabilities of the United States, lamenting the difficulty in finding out
useful information about the Michael Jackson trial, Survivor spoilers, and
plot secrets from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. The president
"welcomed" the report, and said Dick Cheney was especially interested in
learning more about how exactly Senator Palpatine became emperor and began
construction of the Death Star.
****************************************************************************
Howard Dean gets religion - the old school kind
Hallelujaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Following the 2004 electoral defeat, no member of the Democratic party
showed greater openness to religious and moral values issues than newly
elected party chair Howard Dean. His previously best-known comment on
religious issues was his embarrassing pick of Job as his favorite New
Testament book, and Judas as his favorite disciple. Not only is Job not in
the New Testament, but he pronounced it with a short "o" sound, as in, "I
need a job." Despite frantic corrections by aides, including assurances that
"he meant the other Judas," the damage was done.
But during a dark night of the soul immersed in polling data, demographic
reports, No-Doz, and late-night televangelists, Dean recently experienced
what he describes as a "touch of Holy Ghost power" as he prayed for God to
grant him and his party political success. Friends speculate it may have
just been an unusually strong static shock that resulted when Dean knelt
before his 56-inch projection television and placed his hands on the screen
as instructed by TV preacher Robert Tilton.
But whether zapped by the Holy Spirit or excess electrons, Dean's already
boisterous speaking style has been imbued with a religious fervor and a
penchant for God-talk rivaling opponents on the Right, as demonstrated at a
recent press conference: "Bush's plan for social security is ill-conceived
and must be rejected. Puh-raise Gawd! Amen. Hallelujah. Next question -
thank you JEE-ah-sus-ah!"
"I'd like to believe he's sincere, but it just feels like one-upsmanship,"
muttered Rev. Jerry Falwell irritably. "I mean, he's already added two extra
syllables to his pronunciation of the Lord's name - where most of us settle
for a mere JEE-sus-ah. Who's he trying to impress?"
Friends on the Left also have concerns. "True, we wanted Howard to embrace a
moral and religious vocabulary," said one NCC operative who declined to be
named. "But now he keeps quoting this King James smack from Revelation about
beasts and crowns and cups of wrath. We wanted MLK lite - not Oral freakin'
Roberts."
While insiders debate his life expectancy as party chair, other members of
the progressive religious community are offering their perspective. Jim
Wallis' newest book, God's Politics II: Why the Right Still Gets It Wrong,
and the Left Got Too Much and Is Weirding Out Its Friends and Isn't Invited
to Parties Anymore is already a New York Times best-seller.
****************************************************************************
Bush to replace Wolfensohn with Wolfowitz at World Bank; cites
'experiences,' similar name
When challenged as to Iraq war architect Paul Wolfowitz's fitness to replace
James Wolfensohn as president of the World Bank, President Bush carefully
detailed a long and distinguished list of qualifications: "...[H]e's a man
of good experiences. He helped manage a large organization. The World Bank
is a large organization; the Pentagon is a large organization - he's been
involved in the management of that organization [actual quote]." Bush also
added, "His proven ability to orchestrate the destruction of a country like
Iraq and then predicate its re-development on the enrichment of U.S.
corporations is proof enough of his ability to lead an organization with a
record like the World Bank's."
When pressed further as to why other more qualified candidates were
overlooked, and whether Wolfowitz's confirmation yesterday as World Bank
president, combined with the appointment of U.N.-basher John Bolton as U.N.
ambassador, could be seen as giving the finger to the rest of the world with
both hands, Bush grinned sheepishly while answering: "Well, it was also
because their names are alike - Paul Wolfywitz and that Wolfysohn guy there.
I think names with 'Wolf' in them are cool. They're ferocious and powerful
animals, and can strike at any second. That's important - whether you're
helping poor loser countries get their act together, or making the Middle
East safe for democracy. That's why I'm also naming Wolf Blitzer of CNN as
Paul's replacement for Deputy Secretary of Defense. Otherwise I might have
picked someone from Fox News - those guys are awesome. A fox is also a
dangerous animal, but not as dangerous as a wolf, because wolfs [sic] are
bigger. They're scary, and you don't mess with 'em. If I had a son, I would
name him Wolf, or maybe Cougar."
****************************************************************************
Hummer hybrid a slightly less socially irresponsible status symbol
The new Hummer hybrid: It's earth- friendly, so you don't have to be.
With the introduction of its new gas/electric hybrid, Hummer hopes to reach
the niche market of motorists who want to appear concerned about the
environment, but for whom the popular Toyota Prius just doesn't turn enough
heads with its sedan body and measly $20,000 MSRP. The $60,000 Hummer
Laverde (a contraction of the Spanish words lava and verde, literally
meaning "green-wash") will go three times farther on a single fill-up than
previous Hummers - due mostly to a far larger gas tank - while its advanced
hybrid technology gets twice the mileage of behemoth SUV competitor Ford
Excursion at two miles per gallon highway, zero city. (Because two times
zero is still zero.)
Option packages include advanced armor plating unavailable even to U.S.
troops in Iraq. Though the armor's weight nullifies the hybrid's added fuel
economy, you're assured that in a collision your load of overpriced organic
groceries will remain unscathed - unlike the driver of the Mazda Miata you
just backed over in the Whole Foods parking lot, who will require
reconstructive surgery and lifetime of rehab.
In a limited-time offer intended to boost initial sales, your first tank of
gas will come from pristine petroleum drilled in the Arctic National
Wildlife Refuge, and your first 100 kilowatt-hours will come from "clean
coal" power plants. "We hope the Laverde will be more popular and less of a
transparent PR stunt than our hydrogen-powered H2H model," said Elizabeth
Lowery, GM Vice President of Environment and Energy. The H2H was unavailable
for public sale but given as a gift to actor and muscle-man Arnold
Schwarzenegger - who is also governor of California - no kidding.
****************************************************************************
The Sedentary Prayer
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know when the best I can do is to stay up watching X-Files
reruns with a bucket of KFC,
a pint of Haagen Dazs, and a carton of Marlboros.
****************************************************************************
Top ten reasons you're voting for Hillary Clinton for president in 2008
10. To prove to my feminist girlfriend that I'm, like, into her issues.
9. It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes name recognition to
raise a campaign war chest.
8. Her moderate rhetoric on abortion and religious values shows she that has
the sincerity and integrity - or savvy B.S. - to connect with the American
voter. I don't care - whatever it takes to get universal health care.
7. Can't wait to see what wacky hijinks Bill gets himself into around the
White House without presidential duties to distract him.
6. Settling into a nice Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton rotation will make it much
easier for America's school children to memorize the presidents.
5. She'd challenge chauvinistic Muslim governments with a progressive
example of women's leadership - oh wait, Pakistan had a female head of state
17 years ago. And a woman became Indonesia's prime minister in 2001.
4. Afraid if I don't I'll end up like Vince Foster.
3. To demonstrate that American political dynasties aren't just patriarchal
father-son affairs, but can also pass from philandering husbands to their
embittered wives.
2. I've already ordered 10,000 "A woman's place is in the house - the White
House" bumper stickers.
1. One word: Hillary-ous.
****************************************************************************
Red Sox outfielder Johnny Damon to star in The Passion II: The Messiah
Strikes Back
Boston Red Sox Outfielder Johnny Damon signed a $11.5 million contract to
play the role of Jesus Christ in the sequel to Mel Gibson's controversial
film, The Passion of the Christ. "After I broke the curse of the Bambino, it
just seemed like the next logical step," said Damon, who helped lead the Red
Sox last year to their first World Series victory since 1918. "The Sox
probably won't win this thing for another 87 years, so I think this is the
best career move for me right now."
Though many wonder why Passion I star Jim Caviezel wasn't reprising his role
as Jesus, Damon has questioned whether the slender Caviezel could be taken
seriously as the resurrected Christ. As he told ESPN's Dan Patrick,
"Caviezel was great to portray the death, but for the resurrection, you need
a beefed-out Christ on steroids." In a follow-up question, Damon denied ever
using steroids or knowing anyone else in baseball who ever has.
****************************************************************************
Rapper hurt by falling dollar
American entertainers have started feeling the effect of the U.S. dollar's
precipitous devaluation on world markets. In many European venues, for
example, platinum-selling rap artist 50 Cent has been forced to perform
under the name of 37 Cent, depending on the daily rate. Just last weekend,
after another exchange hit in England, the rapper had no choice but to begin
his tour of the British Isles as 10 Shillings, Threepence, a name that may
undermine his urban street thug persona. Fortunately, because of China's
commitment to artificially prop up American rap imports, 50 Cent is still
selling strong in Asia as 74 Yen.
****************************************************************************
"Our collection agencies are often unable to gather intelligence on the very
things we care the most about."
- From the report by the Bush-appointed Commission on the Intelligence
Capabilities of the United States, lamenting the difficulty in finding out
useful information about the Michael Jackson trial, Survivor spoilers, and
plot secrets from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. The president
"welcomed" the report, and said Dick Cheney was especially interested in
learning more about how exactly Senator Palpatine became emperor and began
construction of the Death Star.
****************************************************************************
Howard Dean gets religion - the old school kind
Hallelujaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Following the 2004 electoral defeat, no member of the Democratic party
showed greater openness to religious and moral values issues than newly
elected party chair Howard Dean. His previously best-known comment on
religious issues was his embarrassing pick of Job as his favorite New
Testament book, and Judas as his favorite disciple. Not only is Job not in
the New Testament, but he pronounced it with a short "o" sound, as in, "I
need a job." Despite frantic corrections by aides, including assurances that
"he meant the other Judas," the damage was done.
But during a dark night of the soul immersed in polling data, demographic
reports, No-Doz, and late-night televangelists, Dean recently experienced
what he describes as a "touch of Holy Ghost power" as he prayed for God to
grant him and his party political success. Friends speculate it may have
just been an unusually strong static shock that resulted when Dean knelt
before his 56-inch projection television and placed his hands on the screen
as instructed by TV preacher Robert Tilton.
But whether zapped by the Holy Spirit or excess electrons, Dean's already
boisterous speaking style has been imbued with a religious fervor and a
penchant for God-talk rivaling opponents on the Right, as demonstrated at a
recent press conference: "Bush's plan for social security is ill-conceived
and must be rejected. Puh-raise Gawd! Amen. Hallelujah. Next question -
thank you JEE-ah-sus-ah!"
"I'd like to believe he's sincere, but it just feels like one-upsmanship,"
muttered Rev. Jerry Falwell irritably. "I mean, he's already added two extra
syllables to his pronunciation of the Lord's name - where most of us settle
for a mere JEE-sus-ah. Who's he trying to impress?"
Friends on the Left also have concerns. "True, we wanted Howard to embrace a
moral and religious vocabulary," said one NCC operative who declined to be
named. "But now he keeps quoting this King James smack from Revelation about
beasts and crowns and cups of wrath. We wanted MLK lite - not Oral freakin'
Roberts."
While insiders debate his life expectancy as party chair, other members of
the progressive religious community are offering their perspective. Jim
Wallis' newest book, God's Politics II: Why the Right Still Gets It Wrong,
and the Left Got Too Much and Is Weirding Out Its Friends and Isn't Invited
to Parties Anymore is already a New York Times best-seller.
****************************************************************************
Bush to replace Wolfensohn with Wolfowitz at World Bank; cites
'experiences,' similar name
When challenged as to Iraq war architect Paul Wolfowitz's fitness to replace
James Wolfensohn as president of the World Bank, President Bush carefully
detailed a long and distinguished list of qualifications: "...[H]e's a man
of good experiences. He helped manage a large organization. The World Bank
is a large organization; the Pentagon is a large organization - he's been
involved in the management of that organization [actual quote]." Bush also
added, "His proven ability to orchestrate the destruction of a country like
Iraq and then predicate its re-development on the enrichment of U.S.
corporations is proof enough of his ability to lead an organization with a
record like the World Bank's."
When pressed further as to why other more qualified candidates were
overlooked, and whether Wolfowitz's confirmation yesterday as World Bank
president, combined with the appointment of U.N.-basher John Bolton as U.N.
ambassador, could be seen as giving the finger to the rest of the world with
both hands, Bush grinned sheepishly while answering: "Well, it was also
because their names are alike - Paul Wolfywitz and that Wolfysohn guy there.
I think names with 'Wolf' in them are cool. They're ferocious and powerful
animals, and can strike at any second. That's important - whether you're
helping poor loser countries get their act together, or making the Middle
East safe for democracy. That's why I'm also naming Wolf Blitzer of CNN as
Paul's replacement for Deputy Secretary of Defense. Otherwise I might have
picked someone from Fox News - those guys are awesome. A fox is also a
dangerous animal, but not as dangerous as a wolf, because wolfs [sic] are
bigger. They're scary, and you don't mess with 'em. If I had a son, I would
name him Wolf, or maybe Cougar."
****************************************************************************
Hummer hybrid a slightly less socially irresponsible status symbol
The new Hummer hybrid: It's earth- friendly, so you don't have to be.
With the introduction of its new gas/electric hybrid, Hummer hopes to reach
the niche market of motorists who want to appear concerned about the
environment, but for whom the popular Toyota Prius just doesn't turn enough
heads with its sedan body and measly $20,000 MSRP. The $60,000 Hummer
Laverde (a contraction of the Spanish words lava and verde, literally
meaning "green-wash") will go three times farther on a single fill-up than
previous Hummers - due mostly to a far larger gas tank - while its advanced
hybrid technology gets twice the mileage of behemoth SUV competitor Ford
Excursion at two miles per gallon highway, zero city. (Because two times
zero is still zero.)
Option packages include advanced armor plating unavailable even to U.S.
troops in Iraq. Though the armor's weight nullifies the hybrid's added fuel
economy, you're assured that in a collision your load of overpriced organic
groceries will remain unscathed - unlike the driver of the Mazda Miata you
just backed over in the Whole Foods parking lot, who will require
reconstructive surgery and lifetime of rehab.
In a limited-time offer intended to boost initial sales, your first tank of
gas will come from pristine petroleum drilled in the Arctic National
Wildlife Refuge, and your first 100 kilowatt-hours will come from "clean
coal" power plants. "We hope the Laverde will be more popular and less of a
transparent PR stunt than our hydrogen-powered H2H model," said Elizabeth
Lowery, GM Vice President of Environment and Energy. The H2H was unavailable
for public sale but given as a gift to actor and muscle-man Arnold
Schwarzenegger - who is also governor of California - no kidding.
****************************************************************************
The Sedentary Prayer
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know when the best I can do is to stay up watching X-Files
reruns with a bucket of KFC,
a pint of Haagen Dazs, and a carton of Marlboros.
****************************************************************************
Top ten reasons you're voting for Hillary Clinton for president in 2008
10. To prove to my feminist girlfriend that I'm, like, into her issues.
9. It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes name recognition to
raise a campaign war chest.
8. Her moderate rhetoric on abortion and religious values shows she that has
the sincerity and integrity - or savvy B.S. - to connect with the American
voter. I don't care - whatever it takes to get universal health care.
7. Can't wait to see what wacky hijinks Bill gets himself into around the
White House without presidential duties to distract him.
6. Settling into a nice Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton rotation will make it much
easier for America's school children to memorize the presidents.
5. She'd challenge chauvinistic Muslim governments with a progressive
example of women's leadership - oh wait, Pakistan had a female head of state
17 years ago. And a woman became Indonesia's prime minister in 2001.
4. Afraid if I don't I'll end up like Vince Foster.
3. To demonstrate that American political dynasties aren't just patriarchal
father-son affairs, but can also pass from philandering husbands to their
embittered wives.
2. I've already ordered 10,000 "A woman's place is in the house - the White
House" bumper stickers.
1. One word: Hillary-ous.
****************************************************************************
Red Sox outfielder Johnny Damon to star in The Passion II: The Messiah
Strikes Back
Boston Red Sox Outfielder Johnny Damon signed a $11.5 million contract to
play the role of Jesus Christ in the sequel to Mel Gibson's controversial
film, The Passion of the Christ. "After I broke the curse of the Bambino, it
just seemed like the next logical step," said Damon, who helped lead the Red
Sox last year to their first World Series victory since 1918. "The Sox
probably won't win this thing for another 87 years, so I think this is the
best career move for me right now."
Though many wonder why Passion I star Jim Caviezel wasn't reprising his role
as Jesus, Damon has questioned whether the slender Caviezel could be taken
seriously as the resurrected Christ. As he told ESPN's Dan Patrick,
"Caviezel was great to portray the death, but for the resurrection, you need
a beefed-out Christ on steroids." In a follow-up question, Damon denied ever
using steroids or knowing anyone else in baseball who ever has.
****************************************************************************
Rapper hurt by falling dollar
American entertainers have started feeling the effect of the U.S. dollar's
precipitous devaluation on world markets. In many European venues, for
example, platinum-selling rap artist 50 Cent has been forced to perform
under the name of 37 Cent, depending on the daily rate. Just last weekend,
after another exchange hit in England, the rapper had no choice but to begin
his tour of the British Isles as 10 Shillings, Threepence, a name that may
undermine his urban street thug persona. Fortunately, because of China's
commitment to artificially prop up American rap imports, 50 Cent is still
selling strong in Asia as 74 Yen.
****************************************************************************
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I just heard on the radio that aliens are attacking Earth! Panic! Panic! Run for your lives!
I just heard on the radio that aliens are attacking Earth! Panic! Panic! Run for your lives!
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Guest
Surely the average male member is much longer than that?
Or is it just me!
Or is it just me!
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Dunno. I usually go for a guestimate about how far over the end of my foot long ruler it hangs
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I assume this is also a AF's joke:
Source
If there is any doubt about the prowess of we Northerners see:
www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12578
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I assume this is also a AF's joke:
Source
If there is any doubt about the prowess of we Northerners see:
www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12578
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This was not an April Fools Day prank, but, umm, was this really the best day for this preparedness drill? There's a mixed message in there somewhere, though to be honest i'm not quite sure what. :?
http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2005/s2413.htm
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Re: Tupac not dead?
Check the date across the top of the screen.
Its not even a clever URL spoof like the zombie outbreak one - its just an IP and then cnn.htm which should be a dead give away.
chewlip said:
Check the date across the top of the screen.
Its not even a clever URL spoof like the zombie outbreak one - its just an IP and then cnn.htm which should be a dead give away.
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Mods: having done some searching the majority of sites say this isn't an April Fool.
But, irrespective, here's a top 100:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/P0/
But, irrespective, here's a top 100:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/P0/
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Thanks for posting that top 100, Yith. I was cheering on the Brits and our excellent showing - until I remembered what we were measuring!
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Here be dragons
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Sphaghetti Hoax
Just this evening, March 31, 2006, the NBC nightly television news broadcast about 30 seconds' worth of Richard Dimbleby's April 1, 1957, BBC "Great Swiss Sphaghetti Harvest" report, accolading it as one of the greatest hoaxes of all time.
I've certainly read about this one enough times over the years but never expected to see any of the actual broadcast.
Richard Dimbleby was described for the American audience as "the British Walter Cronkheit."
Me, I still think Sefton Delmer was the best-ever.
Just this evening, March 31, 2006, the NBC nightly television news broadcast about 30 seconds' worth of Richard Dimbleby's April 1, 1957, BBC "Great Swiss Sphaghetti Harvest" report, accolading it as one of the greatest hoaxes of all time.
I've certainly read about this one enough times over the years but never expected to see any of the actual broadcast.
Richard Dimbleby was described for the American audience as "the British Walter Cronkheit."
Me, I still think Sefton Delmer was the best-ever.
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Re: Sphaghetti Hoax
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OT, it's a dynastic thing - his sons are both BBC chaps too, doing gravitas-laden things (though David, the elder one, did once appear in The Goodies, which didn't involve quite so much gravitas. This is perfectly true, BTW - not an April Fool.)
Yep, that was what made it so convincing. Dimbleby was the ultimate gravitas-laden, voice of the BBC: he's the one who would have been wheeled out to make the broadcast had the arrival of the four horsemen of the apocalypse been imminent, basicallyOldTimeRadio said:
.OT, it's a dynastic thing - his sons are both BBC chaps too, doing gravitas-laden things (though David, the elder one, did once appear in The Goodies, which didn't involve quite so much gravitas. This is perfectly true, BTW - not an April Fool.)
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This story from the BBC News site smells a bit fishy. And it's also making fun of foreign food:
Graylien
As if!
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Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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