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Bazongas of Mass Destruction?

Some think that boobs developed their unecessary size when humans started walking upright, to take the place of the original primate buttock*which was always used before for sexual display.
Rather like those grass eating monkeys that were on Life of Mammels, (Gurainis or something?)
In a similar way of course, the usually fleshier lips of the female are a replacement for the vaginal lips, and the usually larger nose of the male represents the penis.

*Captain Buttock's cousin.
 
beakboo said:
In a similar way of course, the usually fleshier lips of the female are a replacement for the vaginal lips, and the usually larger nose of the male represents the penis.

Gonzo must be a hunk, eh?
 
I'm starting to think there is something about that big nose thing. Feet are definitely not an indicator. Not sure about hands... I'll have to do some more research. :D
 
Hmm...let's see if there were any hidden insults in that post...
 
That's one way of putting it...not for a while now, mind.
 
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