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Bizarre Auctions

And its only cheap too - think about how little mony you'd have to spend for a genuine piece of alien technology or something* ;)

He has others:

STUNNING, UNIQUE JESUS CHRIST IMAGE ON LEAF

STUNNING, UNIQUE, BEAUTIFUL IMAGE of
JESUS CHRIST ON PLANT LEAF PLAQUE

Many believe that the End Times are near, and that our Lord Jesus Christ is manifesting Himself in more and more profound, meaningful, and even miraculous ways.

The first picture shows the entire leaf plaque. The second picture is composed of two picture parts. The left picture part is the close-up of this truly stunning Jesus Christ image itself as it actually appears on the leaf. The right picture part is this same close-up but specially rendered by computer to visually emphasize the image of Christ itself for a clearer view of the image with minimal leaf background showing.

Plaque frame is wood and brown, and is 6-3/8" x 8-3/8" x 5/8". Leaf is a fairly large 5-1/4" x 1-7/8" (at its widest). Image of Jesus is 1-5/8" x 2-1/4".

Again, this is a unique and truly beautiful item. It is symbolic of Jesus's love of the beautiful, pure and bountiful living world He so generously provided us, and to warn us to stop destroying His Creation.

To be sure you win this precious image of Jesus Christ on a leaf, then please be sure that you are its highest bidder. It is perfect for your church, altar, shrine, chapel, nook, reliquary, sacrarium or chancel, hung on your wall (has metal wall hanger hardware in back), or fondly held in your hands during prayers, meditations, and the loving exercise of your religious faith. Or lovingly given as a gift to someone especially precious to you. Please also inform those close to you about this very special and unique offer.

NOTE: This is a real plant foliage - not artificial - and not exposed to any kind of chemical treatment or process. The image is not made by any ink, dye, paint or pigment stamped, painted, drawn, engraved, stenciled, stippled or tatooed onto the leaf. Nor is the image etched or burned on using heat or any chemical. Nor is the image pasted, cemented or glued onto the leaf, or "straw art." Nor is the image made by a computer. Nor is the image a reflection, optical illusion, double exposure, or the result of any other optical or photographic trick or process. And I have never exposed the plant or its leaves to fertilizer, pesticide, herbicide, or to any other chemical except tap water. After the blessed image of Jesus Christ appeared, I non-chemically and non-thermally preserved the leaf to be sure that the leaf, and thus its image of Christ, would be preserved for a very long time. I also flattened the leaf using a standard flower press so that its Jesus image would have maximum clarity.

Stay tuned as I expect to also auction off lots of my collection of Jesus and Mary statues, crucifixes, other wood and metal plaques, pictures, paintings, wall hangings, medals, and-or medallions in the upcoming months.

Whether you bid on my item or not and you have an opinion or question about it, please email me. Thank you. - John J. Williams

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=35817&item=6126000671

* OK strictly speaking its a CD of pictures of a piece sof dubious looking rock but......
 
FT ought to do an article on this guy.

Or will that only encourage him?
 
Saddam's left leg for sale

Proof that people will try to flog anything on-line :D

Ananova:

Saddam's left leg for sale

The left leg of the statue of Saddam Hussein pulled down by US troops in Baghdad is up for sale on the internet.

It's up for auction on German internet site Azubo.de after two English contractors reportedly smuggled it out of Iraq.

The site says two Englishmen working as private contractors smuggled the 300 kilo left leg out of Iraq to Bremen in Germany as a joke.

They sold it to a scrap dealer who left it in his yard for half a year and had been planning to sell it as an artwork without realising what it was.

It was spotted later by the current owner who confirmed what the leg was from the TV footage and snapped it up so he could sell it on the Internet.

He said he paid a four figure price for the leg, that had been sold to the scrap dealer as a curiosity.

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Or for the auction:

Auction
 
Lucky 5p anyone?

Well, I was in the sandwich shop at lunchtime today and bought a hot lamb & mint slice for 95p. I paid with an ordinary £1 coin but put my wallet back before Id been given my change. I pocketed the shiny 5p piece and didnt think much of it.

Later that same day, I put my hand in my pocket to get my wallet out and in that pocket I came across not one but two 5p pieces! The coin seemed to have magically replicated itself. The potential for this coin is unthinkable and if each coin does indeed replicate on a daily or weekly basis, before long the winner of this auction could be a very rich person indeed.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=79964&item=3939654778&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
 
Hi

another ..

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1177809.html?menu=news.quirkies
07:37 Tuesday 16th November 2004

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Ananova:

Student banned for auctioning her boobs

A student has been banned from auctioning her boobs on the internet.

The girl, who called herself Twinkly Spangle, offered bidders a 15-minute fondling session with her 32C assets to fund her university fees.

She even promised a cup of tea and snack at her Colchester home - and included a naked snap of her cleavage on the site.

Bidding for the breasts, "still attached, great condition" started at £20 yet quickly soared to £180.

But eBay chiefs removed the ad - saying it broke their erotica ban reports The Sun.

A spokesman said: "We have strict rules on this."

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Mal F
 
Aw come on! I have seen a lot worse on offer.

Unless they have cleaned up recently.
 
Machine to communicate with the dead for sale on EBay!?

Being a keen collector of paranormal paraphernalia I usually trawl EBay for items and stumbled upon this curiosity….

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=69669&item=6131679651&rd=1

As the title says, it’s a machine to communicate with the dead (or Ouija Electric as it reads on the photo). I was initially disappointed to find out that it is in fact a mediumistic stunt that is performed at a séance and is therefore guaranteed to make contact with a ‘spirit’. The ‘patter’ incorporates the Thomas Edison tale that he actually designed a machine to commune with spirits. As anyone who’s familiar with the story will know, neither this machine nor its plans were ever discovered. It makes a good story I suppose however; interestingly at the bottom of the advert it mentions this in the disclaimer…

‘This effect uses the myth of Edison’s legendary machine purely to enhance the experience. As the original machine has never been seen I have not infringed any patent laws.

The machine is a magical effect, mediumistic stunt, illusion, call it what you will. It is not designed for use in real séances. However, this does not mean that it will not work in a real séance.

My design is solely for the purpose of the magician. I cannot be held responsible for any paranormal consequences due to the misuse of this machine.’

So how do you suppose it works? Has anyone come across one before? How can it be a mediumistic stunt if it has the possibility of genuinely working? The book gives you details on how to build one, not sure they’ll ever do it on Blue Peter so I may have to part with £5.99 to find out for myself. It’s a spooky one for sure but interesting.

As for the maker/company who goes by the name of ‘Lebanon Circle', I’ve managed to figure that one out. Being a Londoner I know that the Lebanon Circle is a part of Highgate Cemetery where the notorious vampire was discovered in the 80’s.

Odd name!? Odd item!?
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Auction (see attached image):

Virgin Mary In Grilled Cheese NOT A HOAX ! LOOK & SEE !

THIS IS A SERIOUS AUCTION!
THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECIEVE THIS PHYSICAL ITEM!! EBAY PLEASE DO NOT PULL THIS AUCTION OFF, IT NOT A HOAX OR A JOKE OF ANY SORT, A GENUINE ITEM!!! THIS IS A PAYPAL AUCTION ONLY!!! PAYMENT MUST BE RECIEVED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF AUCTION CLOSE! NO EXCEPTIONS!! NO BIDDERS WITH A ZERO FEEDBACK RATING!!

You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won ,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house, I can show the recipts to the high bidder if they are interested, I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solem belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyone, I would like all potinetal bidders to know that this has gained alot of attention from media personell around the country, On Tuesday November 16, 2004 the Miami Herald will feature a story in thier paper on this phenomon, Also Today which is November 15, 2004 The story of The Virgin Mary In The Grilled Cheese will be aired on Channel 4 News here in South Florida, The story has been told nationwide on radio stations ect. I also would like all onlookers to understand why I am choosing to keep the high bidders ID private, I listed this once before and had all kinds of emails some were nice and funny comments but many were cruel intended, and vindictive, I ignored them but, I do not wish to subject potiental buyers to this form of invasion, The last time this was listed there were over 80,000 viewers, Like I said I recieved alot of emails that were down right cruel intended, I do not care I will not read them anyhow, but you should not waste your time being vindictive, I am asking that only serious questions about the item be emailed to me, not jokes or ridiclous comments, If you have a genuine question please do feel free to email, I am not scamming anyone I am selling this item proivided that there is a serious bid with a payment, SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY! DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND, THERE IS NO RESERVE ON THIS AUCTION!! I AM STARTING IT OUT AT THE BOTTOM LINE PRICE THAT I INTEND TO SELL THIS ITEM FOR!!

Source: eBay

eBay Cancels Grilled Cheese Sandwich Auction

POSTED: 10:48 am EST November 16, 2004
UPDATED: 11:07 am EST November 16, 2004

MIAMI -- You can buy or sell a lot of cheesy stuff on eBay.

But this time, the online auction company has pulled the plug on an auction for something that is literally cheesy.

The site has canceled bids for half a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich whose owner claims it bears the image of the Virgin Mary.

Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last week. It drew bids as high as ,000 before eBay yanked it off the site Sunday night.

The page was viewed almost 100,000 times before it was taken down.

eBay said it pulled the listing because it doesn't allow listings intended as jokes.

But Duyser said the sandwich is for real. All these years, she has kept the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls on her night stand -- and she said it's never gotten moldy.

Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press.

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Posted on Tue, Nov. 16, 2004

Cheesy auction draws ,000 bid


Someone bid ,000 on eBay for a Hollywood woman's decade-old grilled cheese sandwich before the online auction house removed the item.

By EVAN S. BENN

Half of a grilled cheese sandwich will stay perched on a nightstand in Diana Duyser's Hollywood bedroom, just like it has for the past 10 years.

Duyser, 52, sees an image of the Virgin Mary in that 10-year-old sandwich, an apparition she says gets stronger every year.

She put the grilled cheese up for auction on eBay last week, drawing bids as high as ,000 before the online auction house pulled the item Sunday night. The grilled cheese page was viewed almost 100,000 times before being taken down.

An e-mail Duyser received from eBay said the sandwich broke eBay's policy, which ``does not allow listings that are intended as jokes.''

But Duyser, a work-at-home jewelry designer who has bought and sold items on eBay for two years, said the grilled cheese is anything but a joke.

''I take this very seriously,'' a distraught Duyser said Monday, hours before the online auction was supposed to have ended. ``How could eBay do this to me?''

eBay spokesman Hani Durzy said he did not have enough information to comment specifically on Duyser's case, adding that the online auction house typically has about 29 million items on its site.

Duyser made the grilled cheese sandwich 10 years ago, took one bite and saw a face staring back at her from the Publix white bread.

Convinced it was an image of the Virgin Mary, Duyser put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her nightstand to watch over her.

''It kind of scared the s--- out of me at first, but now that I realize how unique it is, I wanted to share it with the world,'' Duyser said.

Duyser, who is not Catholic, swears that she has never manipulated the sandwich in any way. In fact, she claims not to have even used butter or oil when she pan-seared the sandwich back in 1994.

What really gets her, though, is that the sandwich -- made with American cheese and plain white bread -- has never sprouted a spore of mold.

She considered pitching it to Ripley's Believe It or Not before deciding that eBay would be the best place to show it off.

And word sure got around.

Within hours of being put up for sale, the grilled cheese attracted thousands of eBay surfers to Duyser's page. As buzz began to spread on the Internet, it started popping up on online Web blogs.

Duyser watched with excitement as her .99 opening price climbed to , then , then ,000, ,000 and ,000.

For half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich. With a bite taken out of it.

''I never imagined it would get that high,'' Duyser said.

Before eBay pulled the plug on Duyser's auction, the top bidders got cold feet, retracting their multiple bids by claiming they clicked in error.

Despite her disappointment about having the auction shut down, Duyser, who does not consider herself religious, said she is happy to continue having the grilled cheese close to her.

''That's why I think it's Mary and not just some woman's face,'' Duyser said, adding that she feels secure while the sandwich is around. ``She keeps us company.''

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See also the BVM thread for other miraculous apparitions of the Blessed Virgin herself:

FTMB thread
 
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CHEESE_SANDWICH_EBAY?SITE=NNCO&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Back Up on EBay


MIAMI (AP) -- The Internet auction house eBay Inc. reversed itself Tuesday and is allowing bids for half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that its owner says bears the image of the Virgin Mary.
Diana Duyser, of Hollywood, put the sandwich up for sale last week, drawing bids as high as $22,000 before eBay pulled the item Sunday night. The page was viewed almost 100,000 times before being taken down.
An e-mail Duyser received from eBay said the sandwich broke its policy, which "does not allow listings that are intended as jokes."
But Duyser, a work-from-home jewelry designer who has bought and sold items on eBay for two years, said the grilled cheese wasn't a joke.
The auction was back on Tuesday afternoon with a top bid of $5,100. The winning bidder also has to pay $9.95 for shipping. In mocking response, two similar items were later posted - grilled cheese sandwiches bearing the images of the Virgin Mary's used gum and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
A phone message left with San Jose, Calif.-based eBay was not immediately returned Tuesday.
Duyser thought eBay would be the best place to show off the sandwich, made on plain white bread and American cheese and cooked with no oil or butter. She said she took a bite after making it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her from the bread.
Duyser, 52, put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand
At first, she was scared by the image, "but now that I realize how unique it is, I wanted to share it with the world," Duyser told The Miami Herald.
She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold.

(c) newspaper network of central ohio 04
 
I have successfully used eBay on many occasion but I'm still amazed what some people will buy/sell.

The extremes of the eBay phenomena make me uneasy, however, and the owner/operators seem reluctant to put any form of control in place.

Then again, it's all money to them I suppose.

Caveat Emptor!
 
Some more reports and a focus on the woman behind the toast and trust me if you are easily scared don't visit the BBC page as I think she has curdled my milk and it hasn't even left the dairy yet!!

Woman 'blessed by the holy toast'

A half-eaten slice of elderly cheese on toast purportedly showing the image of the Virgin Mary has attracted 100,000 hits on the eBay auction website.

A Florida woman put the sandwich up for sale, saying it has brought her great luck since she found it 10 years ago.

eBay originally withdrew the item, suspecting it might be a joke. But it has now apparently been reassured that the offering is genuine.

The snack has attracted a bid - thought to be a hoax - of .9m.

Diana Duyser, 52, of Hollywood, Florida, set a starting price of ,000, and pleaded with people not to post hoax bids.

'Total shock'

She described how she came across the mysterious morsel.

"I made this sandwich 10 years ago. When I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me - it was Virgin Mary starring (sic) back at me. I was in total shock," she explained.

Mrs Duyser has since kept the toastie surrounded by cotton wool, in a plastic container on a stand.

I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God
Diana Duyser

She says a decade on from its conception, it has not shown any sign of mould or crumbling - which she considers "a miracle".

She also believes its mystical properties have brought her blessings, including ,000 won in a nearby casino.

Other visitors to the website were sceptical, however.

Mocking imitators posted pictures of Elvis and a "burnt George Bush" depicted on slices of toast.

Another tried to sell T-shirts showing Mrs Duyser's sandwich, while a budding artist posted a watercolour based on the image. There were no bids.

Mr Duyser dismissed the naysayers.

"I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God," she proclaimed.

eBay spokesman Hani Durzy said the company had decided to allow the auction to continue.

"There's nothing to indicate that the seller isn't willing to give up this cheese sandwich to the highest bidder," he said.

But Mrs Duyser added a note for any misguided bidder who might consider paying thousands - or millions - of dollars for a blessed breakfast snack.

"I would like all bidders to know that this item is not intended for consumption," she made clear.

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Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/americas/4019295.stm

Published: 2004/11/17 16:01:03 GMT

© BBC MMIV

and:

Virgin Mary on toast, but it's a lot of dough

The Times
November 18, 2004

NEW YORK: The Lord may move in mysterious ways but his mother, it is claimed, has chosen a rather ordinary piece of cheese on toast to make herself known to the world.

Diana Duyser, 52, of Hollywood, Florida, screamed and almost fainted as she chomped into a grilled cheese sandwich 10 years ago because she saw the face of the Virgin Mary staring back at her.

"I yelled for my husband Gregg and he couldn't believe it neither," Mrs Duyser said yesterday.

The toasted likeness sits - a bite out of its bottom left corner - surrounded in cotton wool in a plastic box. But now, after a decade of watching over the Duysers from her crusty caryatid, Mary is on the market to the highest bidder on eBay.

"I just hope she goes to a good home. She has brought me a lot of luck, but it is time for her to go out into the world and be shared by other people," said Mrs Duyser, who claims to have won more than $US70,000 (,000) at casinos since the cheesy relic entered her life.

But Mrs Duyser's luck may have run out. While the opening offer in the auction was for $US3000, and the bidding soon passed the $US20,000 mark, by yesterday more than 187,000 people had viewed the item and spoof bidders had pushed the price up to $US99 million.

It was not viewable on the site late yesterday.

The battle for the miracle melt has already caused a furore: when it was first offered last week, bidding was halted at $US22,000 when eBay declared the offer a prank.

The Duysers fought back and offered to prove that they really did have a likeness of the Virgin Mary made out of old melted cheese. Satisfied with the evidence, the website allowed the auction to continue.

But the pranksters are out in force. Apart from forcing the price into the stratosphere, spoof sellers are also offering cheese sandwiches depicting Elvis and the Last Supper.

One offered "the Virgin Mary in Spam, not grilled cheese" and wrote: "Those who believe that the Virgin Mary can appear in food products like grilled cheese have no chance of being saved."

The Duysers still live a simple life in Florida, despite all the attention, from this and other realms. And they still like a nice piece of cheese on toast.

"I eat it all the time," Mrs Duyser said. "Only now I have a good look before I bite."

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11416597%5E601,00.html
 
And Joe Nickell emerges to explain the rather obvious (I'll give you a clue - the image actually isn't a miracle):

Expert explains grilled cheese "miracle''


By CAROLYN THOMPSON
Associated Press Writer

November 17, 2004, 3:53 PM EST

BUFFALO, N.Y. -- Brace yourself. There may be a less-than-miraculous explanation for that image of the Virgin Mary a Florida woman says appeared in her grilled cheese sandwich.

Professional skeptic Joe Nickell says it's the same phenomenon that lets people see ships in the clouds, butterflies in ink blots and the man on the moon.

Remember that elderly lady who showed Johnny Carson her collection of potato chips with celebrity faces? (And how Carson munched on a chip, letting her think for a moment it was one of hers?)

"It's just the human ability to make images out of randomness," said Nickell, investigative columnist for Skeptical Inquirer magazine and senior research fellow of the Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal.

"The images are called simulacra, from the root word meaning similar. And the mental habit that causes us to see such things is called pareidolia," he said.

Nickell has studied and written about such things for 30 years. He is among the thousands who have visited Maria Rubio's 1977 "holy tortilla" in New Mexico, the "Milton Madonna" on a Massachusetts hospital window pane, and the "Clearwater Virgin" on a building in Florida.

Diana Duyser of Miami put her grilled cheese sandwich up for sale on eBay last week. She said she took a bite after making it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back. Into a clear plastic box it went and has remained on her night stand, she said.

Nickell explained that pareidolia is the process by which the human brain interprets essentially random patterns into recognizable images.

"It doesn't take much to make a face. Three or four dots or marks and you've got something that looks like a face," he said.

Many simulacra are of religious images, he said, and "perhaps most often associated with Catholic or Orthodox tradition, wherein there is a special emphasis on icons or other holy images."

Most, he concluded, are the result of natural processes, such as weathering or the buildup of chemical residues.

"Theologians and clerics are usually quick to dismiss such images, one priest wisely attributing them to `pious imagination,"' Nickell said. "However, they remain intensely popular among the superstitious faithful."

Nickell added that the Easter Bunny exists in the wood grain of his office door.


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Copyright © 2004, The Associated Press

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Does a professional skeptic expect us to believe that the Easter Bunny lives inside his office door without photogrpahic proof???
 
Holy grilled cheese tale evokes Swiss

Published November 21, 2004

This is why I live in South Florida.

Because of a story like this, with characters like these and an ending that seems destined for Judge Judy's courtroom, Dr. Phil's rubber room or Jerry Springer's romper room.

Because a tale with more holes than decade-old grilled cheese can take on a life of its own, keep smelling stranger by the minute, and make me feel like a regular Mike Wallace when I get a door closed in my face and a phone hung up on me.

This one is so out there it makes the Raelians look sane.

You remember the Raelians, the space-age cult whose founder was visited by little green men and who got worldwide press with its South Florida announcement that it had cloned a baby.

This week, courtesy of a Dania Beach woman named Diana Duyser, we got the Immaculate Convection.

It's an incredible, nay miraculous, tale of a loaf of bread, Land O'Lakes cheese and a hot griddle. The result: a grilled cheese sandwich that, depending on your point of view and liquor consumption, bears an image of (a) Greta Garbo, (b) Regis Philbin (c) the Virgin Mary.

Duyser, 52, a stay-at-home jewelry designer and online auctioneer, made quite the splash when she put the item up for bid on eBay.

The posting has drawn international attention, more than 1.5 million page views and, as of Saturday evening, a $14,420 bid.

It has also inspired the ridicule of many eBayers, spawning 362 related items, including the Virgin Mary in a Manischewitz box, an Elvis grilled cheese sandwich and Yasser Arafat on a falafel.

"I didn't know it was going to cause all these problems," Duyser said Friday, after a long week of publicity and probing.

But what did she expect after claiming to make said sandwich 10 years ago, storing it in a plastic container with cotton balls and waiting all this time before revealing its non-moldy, non-degenerated existence?

Especially since she once sued the Broward County School Board because she thought a music teacher was a satanic cult member performing rituals on students.

Especially since she has been accused of failing to deliver the goods from eBay sales earlier this summer, including a boxing glove autographed by Muhammad Ali that she sold for $60. "All I want is a refund or the glove," wrote the buyer. Duyser's online reply: "Sent glove. Had trouble with mail. Had 4 hurricanes. Waiting for return."

Especially since her ex-husband is a convicted drug offender and thief whose latest Florida prison stint ended on Nov. 1. Although she shares a home with their 30-year-old son, Duyser said she hasn't seen her ex-husband since their divorce almost three decades ago.


Told of his lengthy record, his recent release and the Nevada address he left with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, Duyser said, "Can you send that to me? He still owes me a ton of child support."

Being a skeptic by trade and nature, all I wanted to do was sneak a peek at the sandwich, perhaps snag a crumb for some carbon dating or DNA testing.

I got more than I bargained for.

On Friday, a pair of fuzzy dice hung from the mirror of a minivan in her driveway. In her eBay posting, Duyser said the holy sandwich has helped her win $70,000 at the local Seminole casinos.

When I showed up at her home unannounced, I got the cold shoulder from her husband, Gregg, who said she wasn't ready to talk.

So I made my way to the Hollywood home of Rosa Lopez, another woman who has been mocked for her Virgin Mary sightings. It's been a decade since she first saw holy visions in her yard. On the 13th of each month, hundreds of pilgrims flock to her home.

Even Lopez couldn't help but arch an eyebrow and let out a chuckle when asked about Duyser's story.

"I believe in the apparition of the Virgin Mother in flowers, in water, in the sky," Lopez said. "I believe in miracles."

But even she has a tough time swallowing this grilled cheese story.

"My only question is why now, after 10 years?" Lopez said. "Why hasn't she said something earlier, after it first appeared. And why is she selling it now?"

Duyser said it's because she was busy taking care of her sick father, who died last year. Interestingly, Duyser once lived a few blocks from Lopez's house and said she visited Lopez's sanctuary "a few years ago." She said she didn't mention her sandwich.

"She doesn't know me, but I talked to her and she touched me," Duyser said. "When she touched me I got the chills. She has the gift."

But Duyser has the bread.

Whether it changes form and turns green for Duyser after the auction concludes Monday night remains one of God's mysteries.

Buyer, beware.

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The page contains quite a few links to some of the auctions (I also like the comments):

1:12 am PT, Monday, Nov 22, 2004

Copycats Take Bite Of Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese

Citizen Journalism By Ari Soglin
Citizen Journalism Contributor

Can't top the $15,100 high bid to buy the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich on eBay? Fret not. An eBay auctioneer is offering the Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese-Make Your Own Kit and another is selling a Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese Sandwich Replica. And that's just for starters.


The copycats didn't take long to cook up their own money-making schemes since a Ft. Lauderdale woman started it a week ago with her 10-year-old sandwich, an auction that ends Monday. Now, if you search eBay for "virgin mary grilled cheese," you'll find some 200 items available.

The sellers include people who seem to be merely poking fun at the phenomenon, others who are using it as an opportunity to try to get someone to pay their bills, and those who just are trying to capitalize before the story gets, uh, stale.

You decide which are which. Here are a few highlights:

* Virgin Mary statue and Mary of Mississippi's recipe for making grilled cheese sandwich. "Not the virgin Mary but Mary from Mississippi who is not a virgin but can cook a mean grilled cheese sandwich." (0 bids, starting bid $2,500)
* Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Barbie (6 bids, $31.79)
* Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese, Make Your Own Kit, (0 bids, starting bid $15k)
* Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Photo in a Classic Coke Bottle, (1 bid, $1,499)
* Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich Replica, (0 bids, starting bid $1,000)
* Virgin Mary in tortilla, (0 bids, $99.99)
* Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Thong, ($12.99 BuyItNow)
* Low Carb Virgin Mary grilled Cheese Recipe, (starting bid 99 cents). "All proceeds from the sale of my awesome recipe will go toward my move...I'm moving from Seattle over to Colorado Springs, and it is turning out to be incredibly expensive."

Also on the auction block, these domain names:
Virgin-Mary-In-Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich.com
VirginMaryGrilledCheese.info
VirginMaryInGrilledCheese.info
VirginMaryInGrilledCheese.org
VirginMaryInGrilledCheese.net
TheVirginMaryGrilledCheese.com
VirginMaryOnGrilledCheese.com
VirginMaryGrilledCheez.com
MaryGrilledCheese.com
HolyToast.com

Some sellers are just including the words "virgin mary grilled cheese" in descriptions so that their items will show up in eBay searches: JOE MONTANA 1981 ROOKIE THE VIRGIN MARY GRILLED CHEESE. On the other hand, maybe that isn't such a stretch since Joe and Mary have something in common: It's doubtful that either of them is capable of answering the prayers of San Francisco 49er fans after the team's 1-9 start this season.


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• Blessed Mother
From: Tony Rocha On: November 22, 2004 07:48 AM
We have sunk to a human low that even Sodom and Gomorrah would have to take notes on how to reach this low level. Our Lord put up with the ridicule and torture leading up to His crucifixion and death. He will not put up with the mockery of His Mother. One of His last actions was to entrust His Mother to the Beloved disciple. Most everyone now believes that the "stories" in the Bible were just that, "stories". We have gone way past the point of helping ourselves. We will soon see if theses "stories" are true or not. How much lower can we sink before God intervenes? Here we are much like Noah's time. Ridicule of Noah and his family as they built the Ark. Once the floodwaters came, people can bang on the door as much as they want, it will be too late. May God have mercy on your souls.


From: lucky lou On: November 22, 2004 08:07 AM
oh, boy, here we go!


From: Mark Spitz On: November 22, 2004 08:38 AM
Bring on the rains! I've got my grilled cheese in a baggie and my Barney floatie. I'm ready to go.

• Disrespect
From: Sophia Mascia On: November 22, 2004 08:41 AM
To whomever may read this . . . I ask you to consider this fact...For all true and devoted Catholics, this attempt at monetary gain comes at the expense of our deep convictions and spirituality . . . there is no difference fo us as if you have directly insulted and degraded our dear mother, for Mary is our Mother. Despise her no longer!

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Bidding Ends at $28K for Cheese Sandwich


Nov 22, 11:07 PM (ET)

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. (AP) - A woman who said her 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich bore the image of the Virgin Mary will be getting a lot more bread after the item sold for $28,000 on eBay.

GoldenPalace.com, an online casino, confirmed that it placed the winning bid, and company executives said they were willing to spend "as much as it took" to own the 10-year-old half-sandwich with a bite out of it.

"It's a part of pop culture that's immediately and widely recognizable," spokesman Monty Kerr told The Miami Herald. "We knew right away we wanted to have it."

Photos posted on eBay show what can be viewed as a woman's face emblazoned on the sandwich, a bite taken out of one end. Bidding closed Monday.

In a statement, GoldenPalace.com CEO Richard Rowe said he planned to use the sandwich to raise money for charity. Kerr and Steve Baker, CEO of GoldenPalace's management company, Cyberworld Group, flew to south Florida on Monday to make arrangements for a sandwich handover from its owner, Diana Duyser.

"I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother of God," Duyser, a work-from-home jewelry designer, said in the casino's statement.

The online auction site initially pulled the sale, saying it didn't post joke items. The page was restored after the company was convinced that Duyser would deliver on the bid, said eBay spokesman Hani Durzy.

Duyser said she took a bite after making the sandwich 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her. She put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand. She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold.

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On the Net:

http://www.goldenpalace.com/welcome.php

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How to make an auction weirder - add in a liberal splash of Jacko:

Jackson 'bid to buy ghost'

Singer Michael Jackson is reported to be bidding on a "genuine Irish ghost trapped in a bottle".

The bottle, owned by retired mill worker John McMenamin from Spamount, County Tyrone, is for sale on eBay.

Since then, it has been reported in a national newspaper that an agent representing Michael Jackson is involved in the bidding.

Mr McMenamin discovered it partially cemented into a bricked-up window 25 years ago.

It is at least 100 years old and was said to be placed there by a priest following a failed exorcism.

He believes it contains the ghost of a rogue landlord who took his own life several years ago.

John McMenamin's sister, Marie Maguire, told BBC Northern Ireland's Nolan Show that her brother wanted to pass on the responsibility of owning a ghost to someone else.

Haunted home

"The bottle has black dust in it and is sealed with a page from the Bible," she said.

The McMenamins moved into the reputedly haunted mill house in Spamount in the 1950s.

"The big house we moved into was divided into three homes and we all knew it was haunted," she explained.

"The previous people wanted out and did a swap with us because of the ghost. My mother believed in getting the house blessed and the power of holy water."

Mrs Maguire said that the ghost was supposed to be that of the house's original owner who got a young girl pregnant in the 19th century. She hanged herself and local people made his life a misery. So he took his own life.

Legend has it that the hauntings started shortly after that.

She said a priest tried to exorcise the ghost, trapped it in a bottle and sealed it up in a window.

Their house was definitely haunted, she said.

"I remember, as a child, waking up, screaming that somebody was looking at me in bed.

"My brother had several experiences, as if something was coming up the bed, like a cat's paws."

When her brother told her recently that he had the bottle, she decided to put it up for sale on eBay.

"I described it as a genuine Irish ghost in a bottle. We wanted to get somebody who would treat it with respect," she said.

Mrs Maguire told BBC News Online on Friday that she could not confirm that Michael Jackson was bidding on the "ghost".

She has not been able to access the eBay on her computer - a clear case of a ghost in the machine.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/n ... 726410.stm

Published: 2004/10/08 12:14:06 GMT

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And more bandwagon jumping:

Holy fish sticks: Man says Christ-like image appears on food

By Jennifer Pritchett
Local News - Wednesday, November 24, 2004 @ 07:00

Fred Whan kept what seems to be an image of Christ in his freezer for the past year.

Yesterday, he decided it was time to thaw it out so he could sell it on eBay.

Whan had considered auctioning off a burned, battered fish stick since he heard that a Florida woman sold a decade-old grilled cheese sandwich with the toasty visage of what’s purported to be the Virgin Mary.

The sandwich drew bids in the tens of thousands of dollars on the Internet and sold for $28,000 US two days ago, according to the auction website.

Though it wasn’t exactly a sign from God that told the Kingston man to go public with his story, he felt compelled to call radio station K-Rock after he heard morning show hosts Shadoe and Taz talking about the pricey sandwich.

The next thing Whan knew, he was driving to the radio station and was soon on the air telling his story.

He recounted how he made the discovery about a year ago while cooking dinner for his kids and several other children he was babysitting in his Compton Street neighbourhood.

“I burned a few fish sticks and I said ‘Who wants a fish stick?’ and no one wanted them because they were burnt so I thought I’d better give them to the dogs,” he told The Whig-Standard.

When he flipped over one of the pieces of fish to remove it from the pan, it seemed like the face of a man was staring up at him.

“I said that looks like a rock singer and then my son goes, ‘It looks like Jesus,’ and I said ‘Well, it does yeah,’ ” he said.

Whan, 40, said that the children were all pretty quiet after he showed the fish stick to them.

They all knew who it was, he said.

The father of five figured it would make a good conversation piece for friends and decided to throw the triangular piece of fish in the freezer to keep it as a joke.

It was never about making any money from it, he said.

Though he hasn’t yet figured out the logistics of selling the piece of fish on eBay, he hopes someone will want to buy it.

He said the image speaks for itself.

“People I’ve showed it to don’t know what to say [about it],” he said. “As soon as you look at it, you see a face in it. Anybody you show it to, you don’t even have to explain, you can see the face.

“It’s different, it’s original.”

Whan, who works as a part-time labourer, said there’s nothing fishy about the image.

“I’m just glad I have the original to show people because a picture doesn’t do anything,” he said. “Anybody can take a picture and make anything phony look real. I have nothing to be phony about.

“It’s there and you either believe it or don’t believe it.”

Unlike the decade-old grilled cheese that has a bite taken out of it, the fish stick is intact without a morsel eaten.

Whan believes people will go for it.

Since the Florida woman’s famous sandwich hit eBay, a cottage industry of Virgin Mary grilled cheese paraphernalia has been unleashed on the Internet.

There are T-shirts that say, “I ate the Virgin Mary grilled cheese” on the front, with the words, “It was sacrilegious” on the back. There’s another one for sale that says, “If you grill it, she will come.”

There are also Virgin Mary grilled cheese coffee mugs, Christmas ornaments, jewelry, trading cards and even thong underwear.

One eBay seller in Michigan is offering a custom-made Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich, an offer for the buyer to improve on the original by picking cheddar, Swiss or American cheese. The buyer also has the option to have the Virgin Mary with one of various facial expressions listed as “religious, sincere, loving, cheerful, stout, portly, sullen, etc.”

Whan insists he isn’t a copycat out to make a fast buck.

“It wasn’t meant to be about the money,” he said.

“It was just there. It was just a [conversation] piece.”

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I'm unsure whether this should be split off and added to the simulacra thread but we'll keep it all ogether for now:

It's the son of Cod

November 25, 2004

FIRST we had the holy toast and, just when you thought there couldn't be any more culinary miracles, another true believer has put his best foot, or in this case fish, forward -- with a holy fish piece.

Fred Whan, of Kingston, Ontario, yesterday reeled-out the fish stick he cooked a year ago that he claims shows the likeness of Jesus Christ -- perhaps it's the son of cod.

He decided to come out hook, line and sinker with his fishy find when he heard about a woman who had a grilled cheese sandwich with the likeness of the Virgin Mary.

Yesterday The Daily Telegraph revealed how the piece of bread sold for almost $36,000 on internet auction site eBay.

GoldenPalace.com, an online casino, confirmed

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Posted on Sat, Nov. 27, 2004



RELIGION

Virgin Mary sandwich? Church likely won't bite

The Hollywood grilled cheese sandwich purported to bear the image of the Virgin Mary, which sold for $28,000 on eBay, likely will not meet the Catholic Church's criteria for a divine apparition, theologians said.

BY DANIEL CHANG AND ERIKA BOLSTAD

[email protected]

For nearly 2,000 years, the Virgin Mary reportedly has appeared before hundreds, maybe thousands of people, usually in visions of brilliant light and often carrying a message of compassion.

And while the Roman Catholic Church has sanctioned only three of these visions throughout its history -- with each case approved by the Vatican -- it almost never discredits the possibility that they were genuine encounters with the divine.

The Hollywood grilled cheese sandwich purported to bear the image of the Virgin Mary, which sold for $28,000 on the Internet auction site eBay this week, likely will not meet the Church's criteria of a divine apparition, according to Catholic experts and theologians.

The Church follows a formal process for recognizing miracles and sacred apparitions, said Bill Ryan, a spokesman for the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops in Washington, D.C.

It begins with an investigation by the bishop of the diocese in which the supernatural event occurred.

Spokespersons for the Archdiocese of Miami could not be reached for comment Friday.

But Ryan described an exhaustive procedure by which church officials examine the object in question, interview the visionaries and rule out any other conceivable explanation.

''If the local bishop determined it had merit,'' Ryan said, ``it would go to the Vatican for a final pronouncement by the Holy See.''

The Vatican's criteria for a bonafide apparition require, among other things, that the report not be made for material gain.

In that category and others, the 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that Diana Duyser of Hollywood sold to an Internet gambling site does not carry the hallmarks of the three Vatican-approved apparitions: the Virgin of Guadalupe in Mexico and the visions at Lourdes in France and Fatima in Portugal.

LEFT HER IMAGE

In each of those cases, according to lore and Church record, the Virgin Mary usually requested a chapel be built on the site of the encounter and left some evidence of her divinity.

In Guadalupe, Mexico, believers say Mary emblazoned her image on the cactus-fiber cloak of the Aztec peasant before whom she appeared in 1531.

In Masabielle, France, near Lourdes, a fountain of healing water sprung from the site where a young girl said Mary appeared 18 times in 1858.

And in Fatima, Portugal, three childen said Mary revealed three secrets, including a vision of hell and a foretelling of World War II, when she appeared before them in 1917.

UNSANCTIONED SITES

Often, though, the faithful do not wait for the Church to sanction an apparition. Thousands have made a pilgrimage to Medjugorje, the Bosnian village where the Virgin Mary reportedly revealed herself to five children in 1981 -- even though the Church has not sanctioned the site.

In Florida, people have reported seeing the Virgin Mary in many places. One of the most recent examples involves another Hollywood woman, Rosa Lopez, who has welcomed thousands of pilgrims to her home since reportedly seeing the Virgin Mary in her bedroom shrine in 1994.

''It's almost everywhere,'' said William A. Christian Jr., who has authored several books on apparitions.

The advent of the Internet, Christian said, has only encouraged reports of Marian apparitions. About 1.7 million people logged onto eBay to look at the sandwich and many more saw its image on television or reproduced in newspapers around the world.

But some theologians see hucksterism in the grilled cheese sandwich, which is being carried by Herald columnist Jim DeFede on a cross-country trip from South Florida to its new home in Las Vegas.

''This kind of stuff is just crazy,'' said Ole Anthony, president of the Trinity Foundation, a Christian nonprofit that investigates religious fraud and publishes The Door magazine. ''How can you know it's Mary?'' reasoned Anthony, who has seen photos of the sandwich. ``Nobody has ever seen her.''

NEED FOR EVIDENCE

Others contend that the need for earthly evidence of the divine, even in something as humble as a sandwich, is inherent in many faiths.

The Catholic Church's sacrament, the Eucharist, fits this description, said Margaret Poloma, a professor of sociology of the University of Akron in Ohio.

''It's an outward sign of an inward grace,'' she said.

Unless Bishop John C. Favalora of the Archdiocese of Miami launches an investigation into its divine claim, the grilled cheese sandwich likely will dwell in the vague realm of that which cannot be proven or disproven, said Ryan of the Conference of Catholic Bishops.

''But,'' he added, ``if it felt necessary to take a look because they felt people were getting taken advantage of, I suppose the Church might have an obligation.''

Herald staff writer Howard Cohen contributed to this report.

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Seems like we need to start looking through our cupboards or elsewhere? How long until the first Nessie poo goes on sale? Its probably already there by now!!!!

'ET' Nutrigrain piece sells for $1035

By Danny Buttler
December 1, 2004

FIRST a toasted cheese sandwich bearing a resemblance to the Virgin Mary sold for $36,000. Now a single Kellogg's Nutri-Grain with a remarkable similarity to E.T. has been auctioned on the internet for $1035.

Chris Doyle, 27, of Sydney, came within seconds of pouring milk on to the grain, but quick thinking turned a $5 box of cereal into a financial bonanza.

"I just didn't think it would go this far," he said. "I was just trying to find someone who feels the same way about E.T. as they do about the Virgin Mary."

He said he would be sad to part with his extra-terrestrial look-alike. "I have grown rather attached to it."

Spirited buyers from around the globe bid for the right to own the bizarre item, which has been lacquered.

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Here's one I've been waiting to post. It even has a local, ahem, *flavor* (bleccch) to it. To think this treasure was dropped in a dumpster a little more than a mile from my house and I didn't realize to take advantage of it...


Fieldhouse urinal trough shows up on eBay

J-W Staff Reports

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Kansas University basketball fanaticism apparently knows no leaps and bounds.

Case in point: The saga of the urinal trough formerly in the men's bathroom on the north end of Allen Fieldhouse. Construction workers, who remodeled the bathroom earlier this semester, ripped out the old trough and dropped it in a Dumpster outside the fieldhouse.

Voila ... the trough showed up on eBay a day or so later and apparently was sold to an unknown bidder.

"When they put the trough outside, soon it was gone and on eBay," KU associate AD Jim Marchiony said. "I guess it's an indication at least one person felt somebody would buy it. I have no idea what that trough looked like. After 50 years, I'm sure it had its better days."

http://www.ljworld.com/section/citynews/story/187956
 
Going twice: Grandpa's ghost on eBay

Woman auctioning her dad's spirit -- and cane -- to soothe her young son.


By Robert King
[email protected].
December 4, 2004


HOBART, Ind. -- Six-year-old Collin Anderson has been afraid for a while now that the ghost of his grandfather -- who died last year in the family's home -- might return someday to cause him trouble.

So the Lake County boy did what any child might do if faced with a similar situation: He asked his mom to sell Grandpa's ghost on eBay.

His mother, Mary Anderson, wanted to help her son get beyond his fears, but she was initially skeptical of the idea. For one thing, she couldn't figure out what exactly a potential buyer would get for a winning bid at the online auction site.

"What are they going to get?" she recalls thinking. "A box of nothing?"

With some thought, Anderson decided to package the ghost with her father's metal walking cane, which conjures up bad memories for Collin, who remembers being tapped on the rear end with it during his grandfather's cranky final days.

The resulting online auction item had drawn 33 bids as of Friday evening. With more than two days left in the auction, the top offer for Grandpa's ghost and cane was $76.

Since the bidding began Monday, curious prospective buyers have posted messages. "Your story brought tears to my eyes," one bidder said. "I just wonder how this will turn out for your son."

Others seem more dubious, including one bidder who asked if the ghost came with a guarantee. "I have had ghosts go bad before and haven't had a warranty. I don't want to deal with another bad ghost. Thanks. Will you ship to Canada?"

Anderson, who lives near Gary in the town of Hobart, said shipping to Canada is fine. And she will pay the postage costs if it means getting rid of her son's fears.

But with the purchase of the ghost comes one little string: The buyer is requested to send little Collin a letter to confirm that the cane -- and the ghost -- have been received.

She plans to frame the letter and hang it on the wall of her son's bedroom -- her childhood bedroom.

"It's so he will always know he is safe," she said.

And the sale's proceeds? Anderson said Collin -- who is named for his late grandfather -- will get to spend the cash.

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Chipped off an old block

December 4, 2004

A SPUD resembling Prime Minister John Howard is being auctioned after the owner saved it from a batch of bangers and mash.

But alterations to the potato – such as glasses and a face in blue pen – seem to have held back bidding.

After four days it drew only four bids, the highest $3.20. There are still six days to bid at http://www.ebay.com.au to secure this amazing item.

Mark Latham is also on eBay, magazine articles about him on sale for $6.50.

As of yesterday evening no bids had been placed.

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Apart from wanting to kick the butt of all the greedy idiots who are selling this ridiculous junk on eBay (and don't start excusing them as just trying to make a buck) I'd like to slap restraining orders on all the fruit-loops who actually bid for this nonsense.

It isn't big and it isn't funny. It's very disturbing.
 
Well, I like to use eBay periodically. It's quite a useful site, apart from the increasing incidence of "professional" eBay'ers pushing out occasional bidders and sniping. I know this nonsense shouldn't affect "ordinary" sales but the more whacky and gimmicky the eBay stories, the more suspicious I'm becoming of the operation and motives of the organisers. Okay, I know - any publicity is good publicity, but somehow the site owners appear careless of how seriously the site is taken. The silly-bids are becoming more news worthy than the good points of the site. It seems to be attracting the cranks and (IMHO) frauds.

I suppose I'm also disturbed that the site has shown how many gullible fools really shouldn't be left to look after their own finances, and how many 'sharp' traders are out there. Doesn't Trading Standards cover this operation?
 
Lets be honest they will have generated more than $65k's worth of publicity with this and their previous stunt:

Online Casino Buys Ghost Cane on EBay for $65,000; Same Group Bought Virgin Mary Sandwich

By Charles Wilson Associated Press
Published: Dec 6, 2004


INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - An online casino offered $65,000 Monday for a metal walking cane that an Indiana woman put up for sale in hopes her son would believe his grandfather's ghost would leave their house with it.

GoldenPalace.com will add the "ghost cane" to a collection that already includes a grilled cheese sandwich said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary. The Antigua-based casino paid $28,000 last month for the sandwich, which it bought - like the cane - on eBay.

"It's just the new Americana thing," said Monty Kerr, a spokesman for the online casino.

Kerr said the cane - which Mary Anderson auctioned to ease her 6-year-old son Collin's fears that his grandfather's ghost was haunting their home in Hobart - likely will go on tour like the famous sandwich.

The cane - and the story behind it - attracted 132 bids, dozens of imitators and landed the Andersons on NBC's "Today" show Monday.

"It becomes a pop culture phenomenon," said Hani Durzy, an eBay spokesman. "It may be just a few days or whatever, but it's all everybody is talking about."

San Jose, Calif.-based eBay Inc. does not allow sellers to offer intangible items such as spirits or souls where delivery cannot be confirmed, said Durzy. He said Anderson's auction made it clear that she was selling her late father's metal walking cane as a ploy to ease her son's fears.

Anderson made one request of the winning bidder: "I would like to ask you to write a letter after you've received the cane (and the ghost) to my son letting him know that he's there with you and you're getting along great."

Kerr said the company would do so. The Andersons did not immediately return a call Monday seeking comment.

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On the Net:

GoldenPalace: http://goldenpalaceevents.com/charity/ghost01.php

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Hmmm.

Nice in theory for said mother. Earns a bucketload of dosh, fools her child into thinking a ghost is gone.

Which did mama conceive first - earning the loot with a cute story or fooling her kid? I'd suspect the latter and, I suppose, good luck to her. I doubt the casino would pay similar amounts of dosh if she'd just said "You wanna buy a manky old cane?"
 
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