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Ticked off with caffeine
For years, Pro Plus has helped students hit essay deadlines. But is it really just a harmless pick-me-up?
John Sutherland
Monday September 16, 2002
The Guardian
School's back from summer. Stock up on condoms, hangover remedies and - of course - Pro Plus. These are the little student helpers prominently on display in every college shop.
What is Pro Plus? The truly instant coffee. Every pill contains 50mg of caffeine - about as much as your wake-up doppio (no foam, no frills, all kick).
Pro Plus is as essential a part of the modern student's toolkit as the mobile phone. As the company's website boasts: "Whether you are studying for exams, burning the candle at both ends, or simply exhausted from overwork, the caffeine in Pro Plus will help relieve your tiredness to keep you on track. Pro Plus has reached cult status in universities and the workplace, relieving the temporary tiredness of studying students and weary workers alike - not to mention those compulsive clubbers and passionate partygoers."
The Pro Plus pack is emblazoned with a huge tick. "Swallow me and win your prof's approval," is the message. The cost is around 10p a pill. It beats Starbucks.
Gloom-mongers will see Pro Plus's "cult status in universities" as proof that today's student is being performance-enhanced to destruction.
This analysis is supported by that sad story, two weeks ago, about a first-year chemistry undergraduate at Cardiff University who consumed four 96-pill cartons of Pro Plus and died. He had, apparently, researched caffeine toxicity with scholarly thoroughness. Alongside the body notes were found. One read: "It is not having too much effect." Another said: "I want to die." He did. The court was told that he had "been doing well in his course and was scoring highly in the forensic chemistry module." Verdict: suicide. A death for our times.
The dosage instructions on the Pro Plus packet are crystal clear: "One to two tablets with water. Do not exceed two tablets in any one hour or 12 tablets in 24 hours."
If you inadvisedly wash it down with Pepsi (30mg), Red Bull (80mg), or munch a chocolate bar (150mg), your caffeine intake will be boosted. Caffeine LD (lethal dose) kicks in at 75mg per kilogram of body weight (around 200 Pro Plus pills for the average adult). Heart damage can start at lower levels; sleep disturbance with relatively small amounts.
Students don't drink or eat sensibly, or rigidly practice safe sex. Will they be sensible about caffeine intake? Nanny states, such as Canada, have made the pills prescription-only. The International Olympic Committee is also strict: three Pro Plus and you're in the sin bin with Alain Baxter.
Even if used as advised, or moderately abused (which is probably the general pattern), it is the installation of stimulants ("tiredness relievers") as a routine educational aid that niggles. If a pill for week-night studying why not a pill for weekend clubbing? If Pro Plus, why not ecstasy?
Pro Plus was launched in 1956. It was the year I came up for my A-levels. For some time, strong amphetamines had been available over the counter as slimming aids. The stimulant of choice in my sixth form was Preludin. An obscure rock group, founded in Liverpool in that same year, were also frying their heads with "Prellies".
Alas, Preludin (phenmetrazine) was put on Schedule 4 of the Poison Rules in 1957. No longer would your friendly chemist supply it, no questions asked, for your (mythical) overweight sister. For me and my mates, Pro Plus filled in - less kick, but legal. The Beatles bravely explored other substances.
Let's not ban Pro Plus: leave that to the wimpy Canadians. But let's, with all the other advice we give students, warn them that undiluted caffeine is not a harmless pick-me-up, but a powerful drug. Big ticks to that.
Ticked off with caffeine
For years, Pro Plus has helped students hit essay deadlines. But is it really just a harmless pick-me-up?
John Sutherland
Monday September 16, 2002
The Guardian
School's back from summer. Stock up on condoms, hangover remedies and - of course - Pro Plus. These are the little student helpers prominently on display in every college shop.
What is Pro Plus? The truly instant coffee. Every pill contains 50mg of caffeine - about as much as your wake-up doppio (no foam, no frills, all kick).
Pro Plus is as essential a part of the modern student's toolkit as the mobile phone. As the company's website boasts: "Whether you are studying for exams, burning the candle at both ends, or simply exhausted from overwork, the caffeine in Pro Plus will help relieve your tiredness to keep you on track. Pro Plus has reached cult status in universities and the workplace, relieving the temporary tiredness of studying students and weary workers alike - not to mention those compulsive clubbers and passionate partygoers."
The Pro Plus pack is emblazoned with a huge tick. "Swallow me and win your prof's approval," is the message. The cost is around 10p a pill. It beats Starbucks.
Gloom-mongers will see Pro Plus's "cult status in universities" as proof that today's student is being performance-enhanced to destruction.
This analysis is supported by that sad story, two weeks ago, about a first-year chemistry undergraduate at Cardiff University who consumed four 96-pill cartons of Pro Plus and died. He had, apparently, researched caffeine toxicity with scholarly thoroughness. Alongside the body notes were found. One read: "It is not having too much effect." Another said: "I want to die." He did. The court was told that he had "been doing well in his course and was scoring highly in the forensic chemistry module." Verdict: suicide. A death for our times.
The dosage instructions on the Pro Plus packet are crystal clear: "One to two tablets with water. Do not exceed two tablets in any one hour or 12 tablets in 24 hours."
If you inadvisedly wash it down with Pepsi (30mg), Red Bull (80mg), or munch a chocolate bar (150mg), your caffeine intake will be boosted. Caffeine LD (lethal dose) kicks in at 75mg per kilogram of body weight (around 200 Pro Plus pills for the average adult). Heart damage can start at lower levels; sleep disturbance with relatively small amounts.
Students don't drink or eat sensibly, or rigidly practice safe sex. Will they be sensible about caffeine intake? Nanny states, such as Canada, have made the pills prescription-only. The International Olympic Committee is also strict: three Pro Plus and you're in the sin bin with Alain Baxter.
Even if used as advised, or moderately abused (which is probably the general pattern), it is the installation of stimulants ("tiredness relievers") as a routine educational aid that niggles. If a pill for week-night studying why not a pill for weekend clubbing? If Pro Plus, why not ecstasy?
Pro Plus was launched in 1956. It was the year I came up for my A-levels. For some time, strong amphetamines had been available over the counter as slimming aids. The stimulant of choice in my sixth form was Preludin. An obscure rock group, founded in Liverpool in that same year, were also frying their heads with "Prellies".
Alas, Preludin (phenmetrazine) was put on Schedule 4 of the Poison Rules in 1957. No longer would your friendly chemist supply it, no questions asked, for your (mythical) overweight sister. For me and my mates, Pro Plus filled in - less kick, but legal. The Beatles bravely explored other substances.
Let's not ban Pro Plus: leave that to the wimpy Canadians. But let's, with all the other advice we give students, warn them that undiluted caffeine is not a harmless pick-me-up, but a powerful drug. Big ticks to that.