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Condoms: Odd Innovations & Alternative Uses

stu neville

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There's also the UL regarding WWII, when it was discovered that stretching condoms over parts of a Howitzer prevented the firing mechanism from freezing. Durex were immediately commissioned to produce thousands of massively oversized rubbers to suit, and Churchill allegedly insisted that, in case of capture, they were marked "medium" :).
 
In WW2 GI's also discovered another use for condoms.They were fairly popular as muzzle covers for M1 rifles.
 
There's also the UL regarding WWII, when it was discovered that stretching condoms over parts of a Howitzer prevented the firing mechanism from freezing
Didn't a lot of the soldiers use them during the gulf war too to stop sand getting in the barrel?
Of course the SA80 users didn't need to worry......they knew their rifles had already failed the sand/dust invasion test several times during testing. I dare say our guyz would be buying M16's in army surplus stores along with the rest of the kit they need if they could :D
 
Back to the condoms. Was there not a plan to drop extra large comdoms (marked 'medium' size) on the Soviet Union at the apex of the cold war?

It had something to do with lowering moral in the baltic states.

:)
 
sunsplash - I'd heard that too. How about we get this split and moved over to UL as it is worth invesitgating further?

I had heard that they used condoms (possibly those extra large ones) to go over the buffers of their trains to stop them from freezing together.

Emps
 
Deadly Weapons 'Made from Household Items'

By David Barrett, Home Affairs Correspondent, PA News

An ordinary condom can be transformed into a deadly slingshot, police officers were warned today.

Security consultant Steve Collins revealed how the contraceptive can be turned into a slingshot boasting the velocity of a .22 bullet, just by combining it with another ordinary household item.

Demonstrating the weapon to a shocked audience, Mr Collins said: “This would kill you. That is why every police officer in the country has a right to know that these things are out there.

“They look so simple, you would never believe for one second that it was going to do you harm.”

PA News will not reveal the exact technique for creating the slingshot, or other weapons demonstrated by Mr Collins at the Police Federation annual conference in Bournemouth. ...

Of the condom slingshot, Mr Collins said: “It’s like a .22 bullet or a high-powered air rifle.

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2942880
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I'll leave you to make up your own jokes :D
 
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April 1st surely? Ok, even if the condom could be transformed into a deadly weapon, i honestly don't think many people would have ever dreamed of using it as one... until the police 'demonstarted' how it could be done. I guarantee if this 'warning' gets wide coverage schoolkids across the land will be buying packets of condoms and fireing conkers/marbles/fishing weights at their friends in the playground...

I know i would have,
:p

edit: ok, they are not revealling the mystical method itself - but i'm sure a little experimenting will reveal that it involves stretching it a long way and placing an object in its midst...
 
This article has had the unfortunate effect of making me want to try it out. I'm sure that wasn't the intention, but, Wow! Cool! Johnny catapults! Thanks for telling me!
 
Ananova:

Condom plays tunes

A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom reports The Sun.

The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."

They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.

ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html
Link is dead. The MIA webpage (quoted in full above) can be accessed via the Wayback Machine:
https://web.archive.org/web/20050218035010/http://www.ananova.com:80/news/story/sm_1285527.html
 
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Woman Accused of Mailing Condom Explosives

Woman Accused of Mailing Condoms Filled With Explosive Mixture to Strip Clubs

BOSTON Feb 8, 2006 (AP)— A former strip club waitress mailed condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture to a television station, strip clubs and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men, according to court documents.

In FBI documents unsealed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Boston, Kimberly Lynn Dasilva, 40, said she "couldn't take it anymore."

None of the condoms exploded. They each contained a mixture of drain-cleaning detergent and gasoline, which could explode when combined, authorities said. Dasilva told investigators she did not think they would explode.

On Sept. 21, a suspicious package arrived at the Bridgewater State College admissions office, according to two FBI affidavits. When it was discovered that fluid had leaked from the package, the building was evacuated and the State Police Bomb Squad was called in. A note inside the package said "Boom."

Five more packages containing condoms filled with Drano and gasoline were found the next day at the Brockton postal annex, according to the FBI affidavits. They were addressed to Boston television station WFXT, Boston radio station WXKS-FM, the Outlaws motorcycle club in Taunton, and two strip clubs Alex's in Stoughton and The Foxy Lady in Brockton.

Dasilva, a single mother of two teenagers who used to work at Alex's and The Foxy Lady, was arrested Friday night after FBI agents and state police troopers raided her home and found letters hidden in the ceiling tiles of her bedroom that allegedly linked her to the mailings.

On Monday, U.S. Magistrate Judge Robert B. Collings released her on a $10,000 unsecured bond and scheduled a hearing in the case for Feb. 23.

When contacted by The Boston Globe on Tuesday, Dasilva referred questions to her lawyer, who had no comment.

Information from: The Boston Globe, http://www.boston.com/globe

Copyright 2006

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1595459

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The frog robot condom
By Kerry Grens

Robo-staurois under construction.

Peter Narins needed a way to convince real frogs that a male intruder has just hopped into their territory and is croaking boldly. So the animal communication researcher came up with the obvious choice: condoms. In 2000, Narins, a professor at the University of California, Los Angeles, and his colleagues at the University of Vienna glued a condom to the jaw of a robotic frog equipped with an air pump and speaker. It worked: The condom makes such a believable vocal sac that the robot, despite its immobility, can incite a real frog to spar.

"We actually had two casualties," Narins recalls. Robots were broken during wrestling matches, which Narins says can last up to 15 minutes. "They put their fist right through the condom. I hate when that happens."

Condoms will no longer be an issue for Narins' latest version of a frog robot. In August 2007 Narins will embark on a field expedition to study a different species, one he expects to be less focused on condoms and more interested in legs. Staurois natator, the black-spotted rock frog, lives near loud, fast-running streams in forests, and Narins thinks it's unlikely the animals make vocal calls over the din. Rather, he suspects the frogs' communication relies on a graceful movement called foot flagging, where the frog stretches out its rear leg and slowly rotates it in the air. Instead of an inflatable vocal sac, "robo-staurois" will have three miniature motors (each measuring 2x6 mm) to mimic and modify foot-flagging motions, so Narins and colleagues can see what signals frogs respond to in the field.

To get to the field Narins will have to travel across the globe. In his spacious office at UCLA, surrounded by artifacts collected from his work around the world, Narins opens up a map of Southeast Asia and points to a dot on the northern coast of the island of Borneo. "Going to Brunei," says Narins looking up with a smile.

Narins has been on 42 field expeditions. He's uncovered ultrasonic communication in a Chinese frog, multicue processing in a French Guianan dart-poison frog, and ground vibration hearing in the Puerto Rican white-lipped frog. Narins's trip to Brunei will be his first to focus on visual signals, and robo-staurois, still under construction in Austria, is intended to be a perfect look-alike for the tiny, pimply-skinned S. natator (snout to vent, it's 3-5 cm long).

Columbia University professor Darcy Kelley can attest that it doesn't take much resemblance to the real thing to get frogs to respond to stimuli in the field. In her studies, Kelley has found frogs will grow so enamored of a loudspeaker broadcasting frog calls that they will try to mate with it. Kelley witnessed one suitor persist for a half hour. "It's like they don't believe the evidence of their senses," she says.

Narins has employed his robots to fool frogs' senses in more ways than one. Using a "robo-rana" model to study the dart-poison frog Allobates femoralis, Narins and Walter Hö dl's group from the University of Vienna showed that frogs will fall for a ventriloquism illusion. They positioned a robot frog to inflate its vocal sac when a nearby loudspeaker played frog calls. A real frog would hop over to the robot when the loudspeaker was 12 cm away from the robot; at 25 cm, however, the ventriloquist-effect no longer worked and the frog ignored the robot. Narins says these were his favorite experiments using robo-rana. "This is the first example showing multimodal processing in a nonendotherm, and ... it's the first time it was done in a natural habitat," Narins says.

"He's very imaginative," says Kelley of Narins. "The nice thing [about his studies] is they're experimental, not observational." Part of that ability to experiment in the field is helped by the reliability of the frogs' response to the robots. Dart-poison frogs in French Guiana will attack a croaking robo-rana 89% of the time, says Narins. And the robot's likeness to the real deal is so striking, it can even fool a human. "A foot away or two feet away," Narins admits, "I can't tell if it's a real frog or a model frog."

http://www.the-scientist.com/2006/12/1/18/1/
the-scientist.com/2006/12/1/18/1/
LInk is dead. Only the first paragraph was archived at the Wayback Machine:
https://web.archive.org/web/20080829132557/http://www.the-scientist.com/2006/12/1/18/1/
 
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The incredible melting condom
Dec 13th 2006
From The Economist print edition

A novel idea for stopping the transmission of HIV

AS HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, has spread, it has hit women increasingly hard. What was originally a predominantly male disease is now almost equally distributed between the sexes. Indeed, figures from UNAIDS, the United Nations agency responsible for fighting it, show that 74% of young people infected in sub-Saharan Africa are female.

Biology is part of the problem. The skin lining the vaginal tract and, in particular, the cervix, contains immune-system cells that make their way to the surface in response to infection. These are cells of the type that HIV infects. But social mores are also culpable. In many cases, the virus is passed on by older men—who have had more time to become infected—taking teenagers as mistresses. A man who wants to protect himself can don a condom. To achieve the same end, a woman must persuade him to do so, and no amount of pleading can ensure that this happens.


One proposed answer is vaginal microbicides. These are virus-killing gels and creams that a woman can use without male permission and, indeed, without the man necessarily knowing that they are there. Five such microbicides are in advanced-stage tests at the moment, but all suffer from the fact that they must be applied only an hour or two before sex, in order to minimise the chance that they will leak away. One improvement could be flexible rings that sit at the neck of the cervix and release microbicidal drugs for several weeks. But for convenience's sake, nothing would beat gels and creams that hang around for more than a few hours.

Patrick Kiser, of the University of Utah, and his colleagues, believe they may have hit on the answer. Their solution, described in the Journal of Pharmaceutical Sciences, is more than a metaphorical analogy to the condom. They envisaged a microbicide-containing lining for the vaginal tract that is a squishy solid rather than a liquid. That would prevent it leaking out. But they also imagine that this instant condom would be clever enough to melt on cue, releasing anti-HIV drugs whenever it comes into contact with semen.

The problem is that to get a solid microbicide to all the right places, it is easiest if it starts off runny. To find an appropriate material, Dr Kiser assembled a “library” of polymer mixtures and searched for one with the peculiar property of being liquid at room temperature, but solid at body temperature. In the substance he eventually lit on, this happens because at room temperature there are chemical bonds between polymer molecules and water molecules. That makes the whole thing fluid. At body temperature, the polymer-water bonds weaken, and the polymer molecules prefer to bond with each other. The mixture thus solidifies.

Temperature, however, is not the only thing that can cause this polymer to shift from liquid to solid and back. It is also sensitive to acidity. Vaginas are notably acidic environments. Seminal fluid, on the other hand, is alkaline. Sexual intercourse thus causes the pH inside the vagina to change. That shift rips protons from the molecular chains of Dr Kiser's jelly-like solid, leaving exposed negative charges primed to form bonds with water molecules. As a result, the microbicide re-liquefies. When it does so, any drugs caged in the molecular scaffolding of the solid should be released.

Dr Kiser's experiments suggest that they are, indeed, released—at least in the laboratory. The next step will be to make sure that his polymer, or something similar, is safe for use in the human body. Then it would need to be tested for efficacy, and that whole process would take several years. Nevertheless, the idea that HIV might be stopped by a liquid condom is quite an appealing one. And no pleading need be involved.

http://www.economist.com/science/Printe ... id=8407243
http://www.economist.com/science/Printe ... id=8407243
 
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It was (if you'll excuse the expression) a bit of a toss-up whether to post this here or in 'Weird Sex'...

India rattled by vibrating condom
By Jyotsna Singh
BBC News, Delhi

A vibrating condom has sparked a fierce debate in India, over whether it is a sex toy - which are banned - or a means of birth control.

The controversial condom has caused outrage in the state of Madhya Pradesh, because a government-owned company is involved in marketing it.

The pack of three condoms, branded as Crezendo, contains a battery-operated ring-like device.

Critics say it is in fact a vibrator, and should therefore be banned.

Sex toys and pornography are illegal in India.

'Ultimate pleasure'

The condom was given a low-key launch across the country three months ago. At that time many critics failed to notice that it had government backing.

A promotional message from the company, Hindustan Latex Limited, describes Crezendo as a product that "provides ultimate pleasure by producing strong vibrations" .

That has caused an outcry among many in conservative India, including the Madhya Pradesh minister for road and energy, Kailash Vijayvargiya, who argues that it is nothing more than a sex toy.

"Sex toys are banned in India and the vibrating device is nothing but a sex toy being sold as condoms.

"The government's job is to promote family planning and population control measures rather than market products for sexual pleasure," he told BBC News.

The Hindustan Latex company says that the new condom was launched to promote the use of condoms in order to prevent the spread of Aids.

'Personal choice'

"The product was launched with the primary objective of addressing a fall in condom usage... A major reason cited by users was the lack of pleasure when using condoms.

"So we added the vibrating ring as a pleasure enhancer. It helps to hold the condom in position besides producing a vibrating effect," company spokesman S Jayaraj told BBC News.


Condoms are becoming more available in India

The company says the condom pack, priced at 125 rupees ($3, £1.50) has been "well received".

It has strongly rejected allegations that its product is a sex toy, but has offered to withdraw the product from Madhya Pradesh if the state government asks for it.

Hindu hardliners have held protests asking the government to ban its sale, though most people on the streets of the state refused to be drawn on the matter.

But those who were willing to discuss such a sensitive issue seemed broadly supportive.

"It is wrong to protest against the move. It is a matter of personal choice," Kunal Singh, a resident in the Madhya Pradesh capital, Bhopal, said.

Medical store owner Ravi Bhannani said: "Customers want something new and this pack offers something new."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6221540.stm

In the end, I decided that it might be weird in India, but not here in Fortland! 8)
 
Indians use condoms as toys
By Rahul Bedi in New Delhi
Last Updated: 3:28am BST 30/06/2007

India is struggling to prevent millions of condoms from being made into toys or sold as balloons.

The contraceptives were distributed free to control the country's population and restrict the Aids virus.

However, they are being used instead to strengthen roads, provide extra waterproofing for houses and to carry water.

Health activists said millions of condoms were melted down for their latex and made into toys. Others were dyed and sold as balloons.

In rural areas, villagers used them as water containers. India's soldiers covered their gun barrels with condoms as protection against dust.

Only a quarter of about 1.5 billion condoms made each year were "properly utilised", the activists said.

Health planners are trying to control India's population of more than 1.2 billion. In 2005 the HIV epidemic afflicted more than 5.7 million people. Of the 891 million condoms meant to be handed out free, most were used by road contractors, who mixed them with concrete and tar to create a smooth surface.

Most Indians are hesitant to talk about sex openly.

The National Aids Control Organisation chief, Sujatha Rao, said yesterday that Indian attitudes had to change.

A campaign in nearby Thailand has led to a sharp rise in condom use and a fall in new HIV infections.

http://tinyurl.com/3dewln
 
Condoms're great for rolling carefully onto your dog's bandaged foot, to protect it from getting wet, with another layer of dressing on top.

Your kids can watch and say, right, so that's how you put a condom on, OK, but what if when you grow up and want to have sex your dog runs off?

:roll:
 
In the Christmas issue of Private Eye (2007), in the Funny old world section, there was a story about hairbands made from condoms. the possible UL bit of the story was the plastic used to make the hair bands came from used condoms, and the temperature the condoms were recycled at was too low, and sexually transmitted diseases were not being burnt away.

Allegedly the hair bands posed a big risk to teenage girls, who may hold them in their mouths whilst tying up their hair.

Seems like a Chinese UL to me, surely condoms count as medical waste and would never be recycled, and the whole subtext of innocent teenage girls at risk from 'sex' is a total UL classic.

Just thought people would like to know
 
In the 1957 film The Incredible Shrinking Man, the protagonist, played by Grant Williams, is irradiated by a mysterious cloud which causes him gradually to dwindle in size. Near the end of the film he has shrunk to the size of an insect and is trapped in his own cellar, where a leaky tap threatens to drown him in what are, to him, enormous globules of dripping water.

Yet when the studio's props department built their gigantic faucet and rigged it to drip water, the laws of physics kept all the water drops stubbornly normal sized. When I met the film's director, Jack Arnold, years after the film had been made, he told me that he personally hit upon a method of creating the oversized water drops for this scene. He purchased 100 boxes of transparent latex condoms and the stagehands were given the job of filling them with water.

With the cameras rolling, Williams posed near the enormous faucet while a concealed stagehand pushed the condoms out of it, one at a time. The effect is quite convincing: each condom took a teardrop shape in mid-air as it plummeted to the ground, where it burst and released dozens of smaller, genuine droplets. Each discrete "water drop" emerging from the giant faucet was slightly smaller than the shrinking man's head.

Arnold told me that when the film's producer demanded he justify his purchase of 100 boxes of condoms, Arnold replied: "When we finished shooting the movie, we had one hell of a wrap party..." :D

F. Gwynplaine MacIntyre, New York, US

http://www.newscientist.com/backpage.ns?id=mg19826522.100&DCMP=NLC-nletter&nsref=mg19826522.100_lw
 
Shocked. You mean that article in the Daily Star about something that was said on a comedy programme was factually inaccurate?
I don't understand, it was a headline in a national Newspaper - are you saying it wasn't true ?

So what about the story next to it ?

Young people 'addicted to getting high on condoms' in bizarre new trend​

"Sales of flavoured condoms have skyrocketed in Durgapur, India with young people soaking them in water for hours before drinking the solution and getting a 10 to 12-hour high".

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/young-people-addicted-getting-high-27557466
 
I don't understand, it was a headline in a national Newspaper - are you saying it wasn't true ?

So what about the story next to it ?

Young people 'addicted to getting high on condoms' in bizarre new trend​

"Sales of flavoured condoms have skyrocketed in Durgapur, India with young people soaking them in water for hours before drinking the solution and getting a 10 to 12-hour high".

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/young-people-addicted-getting-high-27557466
AFAIK, there's nothing in condom flavouring that would make anybody high.
Glucose, glycerin, fruit syrup... it might be the benzocaine that some condoms have (i.e. a cocaine-type substance). But I don't think that would be in the flavoured ones.
 
A Florida weather reporter caught a lot of flak for encasing her microphone in a condom while doing a field report during a hurricane.

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Reporter defends putting condom on microphone during hurricane broadcast

A Florida reporter captured viewers’ attention Wednesday (local time) when the condom on her microphone flashed on the screen during an outdoor hurricane broadcast.
NBC2’s Kyla Galer was reporting on Hurricane Ian’s landfall from a parking lot in Fort Myers, Florida, when viewers became distracted by the bulbous rubber casing on her microphone, the New York Post reports.

“NBC 2 practising safe microphone reporting during hurricane Ian,” tweeted one viewer.

Galer quickly defended the practice on her Instagram Stories.

“A lot of people are asking what is on my microphone,” she said.

“It is what you think it is. It’s a condom. It helps protect the gear. You can’t get these mics wet. There’s a lot of wind and a lot of rain, so we gotta do what we gotta do and that is put a condom on the microphone.” ...
FULL STORY: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...t/news-story/445a4570811dd006d40b487e7307fffd
 
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