Minor Drag said:
"I'm thinking about animated clothes; an outfit without a wearer or shoes with a mind of their own."
Uh, actually we have a local story about shoes. A local ghost hunter did a lecture at a library here about local hauntings, that's where I'd heard this story. (At last! Midnight can provide a source!)
There is an older brick home near New Munster, WI (yes, really), that had been rented by 4 twenty-something women. This home had an attic that was accessed via a stair case behind a door on the second floor. The ghost only acted up when there was one person home alone, didn't matter which one. It would walk the length of the house in the attic, masculine, heavy steps tromping up and down through the attic that ran the length of the house.
Finally one evening the woman who was home had had enough and she went to the attic door, determined to confront whatever, as it stomped it's way closest to the stairs. She opened the door and the footsteps halted for a moment.
And then a pair of men's heavy boots came stomping down the stairs toward her. You bet, she slammed the door and fled for the night, staying at a friend's house and she called each of her housemates to tell them what had happened and not to go home that night. The women made other living arrangements and then prepared to go move their possessions out. None of them wanted to stay in the house. They notified the landlord that they would be moving out, only to find that he had been trying to contact them. He lived within sight of the brick house, and he had been wondering why someone had collected all the shoes belonging to the four women and stacked them outside next to a shed near the house.
The ghost hunter had interviewed the women involved, but the landlord refused to let her onto the property since he was trying to sell it. It's still inhabited, I go past it often.