drjbrennan
Ephemeral Spectre
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- Aug 14, 2001
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I just shot a burgler!
I read a letter in the Mail a few days ago, as far as I can remember it went,
" The other night I heard a noise in my back garden and looked out from the upstairs window and saw a man trying to break into my shed. I phoned the police and was told that no one was available and that if I left him alone he would probably go away.
I phoned the police a few minutes later and told them " It's OK you don't have to send an officer round to get my burgler, because I've just shot Him.
Within two minutes there were four police cars, two vans, two armed response units and a helicopter overhead, they caught the burgler red handed.
The policeman said " I thought you said you'd shot him"
I said " I thought you said there was noone available"
A great story, does anybody know if it is true, or a darned good UL.
I read a letter in the Mail a few days ago, as far as I can remember it went,
" The other night I heard a noise in my back garden and looked out from the upstairs window and saw a man trying to break into my shed. I phoned the police and was told that no one was available and that if I left him alone he would probably go away.
I phoned the police a few minutes later and told them " It's OK you don't have to send an officer round to get my burgler, because I've just shot Him.
Within two minutes there were four police cars, two vans, two armed response units and a helicopter overhead, they caught the burgler red handed.
The policeman said " I thought you said you'd shot him"
I said " I thought you said there was noone available"
A great story, does anybody know if it is true, or a darned good UL.