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List of names of alien abductors as reported by their alleged abductees. Compiled by Martin Kottmeyer.

Ageeka or Ohgeeka
Ainini Nikanine
Akrim Vesta
Alioth through Phrado
Al Padgett
Alpha La Zulu (or Zooloo)
Ameni of the Flashing Knives
Andrew
Andromeda Rex
Apollo
Arturo Senziadorro
Ashtar Rayonda
Astana
Asteron
Astra-Lari
Aura Rhanes
Aurora El-Legion
Awis (did he try harder?)
Balmiston
Beelzebub
Bernard Kaiser
Beuldine Vauss
Bilakka
Bob Solomon
Borealis Telano
Calliope Callisto
Captain Cosmowobsy
Captain Video and “The Boys from Clarion”
Carmen del Playa
Ce-fn-x
Ciro Nelhemious
Cjork
Clyveen
Commander Marivonch Felchar
Control
Cosmos
Danel-Vordek
Dar-ma-ledge
Daryl Clinnel
Dayton (abducted by a town in Ohio!)
Demo Hassan
Dividia
Dodd Hendricks
Don Alvaredo Quevada
Dr. Zeno from Alpha Centauri
Echo Leia
EIEEUEE 7
Ellsworth
Emo (abducted by an obscure, skinny comedian)
Elor Korrel Enoch
Eros Urides
Faun
Fitozooloplanetologeica
Garcia Sai
Gary-Sol
Gmm
God (resident of Alpha Centauri)
Grandfanda
The Great Master
Harold
Herod
Higlio Hogag
Hilarion
HONOR
I-am-that-I-am
Indrid Cold
Ishkomar
IXEEI 4
Jehovah
Jill
Jitro Cletaw
John
Jonah
Joopah
Julio Sangilly
Jupiter-92
Kadar Lacu
Kalaal
Kalen-Li Retan
Kalsando
Kareeta
Karl Marx (yes, the)
Karma (bad, apparently)
Kashendo
Kel-Ran
Ketutsen the Torturer
Kilestra
Kimi
Krona
Laactiped
Lady Master Meta
Lanaforge
Leektow
Lexitron
Little Bucky of Venus
Locktopar
Lord Linette
Lucifer
Lutbunn
Majestron
Mank-ton
Mantutia Melchizedek
Mara la Aspara
Marma
Mary (from Mars)
Master Truth
Maximone
Mayan
Meck-Tau
Melchizedek
Metatron
Michael
Mister Zno
Mitis
Mohada of the Galaxies
Mondra-o-leeka
Moolana
Mr. Ohoulihan
Mrs. Ecks Edrean
Mrs. Neptuniandustireceas
Mrs. Saturnicusbalsan
Mr. X
Murial
Nah-9
Nassaveh
Nementu the Slaughterer
Neptune (abducted by a planet!)
Noot (Gingrich?)
Nyochka
Oblow Ohneshto
The One
Onleel
Opthanim
Orejano
Orii-Val
Orion
Otto Von Mobile
Ox-Ho
Pencilava
Phusantheas
Plut
Ponnar of Hatoon
Ponnar of Mercury (no relation)
Princess Moon Owl
Professor Svenboydgollybros
Pyslavon
Qebsfeuf
Quamquat
Rama Desk’ka
Rama Desk’la (no relation)
Raymere
Regga of Masare
Retsim (there’s a little drop of it in every abduction scenario)
Rhombus 4-D
Rita-Ray
Robert McNamara (yes, the)
Rolf (abducted by a muppet)
Saint Goo-Ling
Salvatore
Sarad Uris
Sarafulgus
Seexo
7171
Shannondoan
Sidirurgico
The Source
Spig
Starday
Tabamantia
Taylanz
Teel
Telione
Tesla (no, not the)
Thermatta
Thrishna
Toni
Totalmon
Traellison
Twitter
Ulatima
Uniah
UUOO 120
Uxiaulia
Val-Thor
Van the Steadfast
Vax Noah
Verim-Quell Hann
Vestra
Vi-Dal (Sasson?)
ViVenus
Voltar
Voltimar Karendo
Vonason
V-O-R
Vorondadek
Whobiggerwah
Xenu
Xiti from Itibi Ra II
Yahshua Hamashita
Zagat
Zagga of Zakton
Zdeen Alexander
Zefta the Thief
Zemkla
Zenta Linojuicej11
Zoltar (no relation to Voltar)

http://www.theness.com/articles/babyremembermyname-nejs0401.html
 
Hey! How did you get hold of the track titles for my next three triple CD concept albums?!
 
:D- "Hello, I am Bob Solomon and I am an alien."

:p- "Greetings, I am Otto Von Mobile. Take me to your leader."

:rolleyes:- "My name is Rhombus 4-D, and I will be your abductor for this evening."
 
m y n a m e i s...a n d r e w

No offence to all the lovely Andrews out there, but when it comes to lift off in mysterious craft time, I'm hoping to be probed by something with a bit more of an exotic name tag.;)
 
Justin Anstey said:
List of names of alien abductors as reported by their alleged abductees. Compiled by Martin Kottmeyer.
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Zoltar (no relation to Voltar)
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Pretty sure he used to cause a lot of trouble for G-Force in Battle of the Planets.;)
 
Maybe Commander Felchar could help. I suspect a changed vowel
there.

Some of the names resemble those that alleged witches gave
to their familiars in old prints and court records. :rolleyes:
 
My first thought was about the Chairman of Consignia, which used to be known by the perfectly functional name "Royal Mail" before some poncy image merchant got hold of it. The aforementioned Chairman apparently doesn't like the name "Consignia". Perhaps he'd like to choose from this list?

I'd like my post to be delivered to me by Professor Svenboydgollybros in future, thank you.
 
Justin Anstey said:
List of names of alien abductors as reported by their alleged abductees
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Raymere
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Hang on dosent he do a survival program on BBC2?

Wm.
 
Wot? No X'YzYxxzm'tr'Wmx? Don't abductees read crap sci-fi?

There's far too many vowels in the list! :)
 
James Whitehead said:
Some of the names resemble those that alleged witches gave
to their familiars in old prints and court records. :rolleyes:
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Indeed. Pyewackett, Ilemauzar, and Grizzel Greedigut would be right at home with that lot.

Good source of character names for RPGs: Van the Steadfast! Nementu the Slaughterer! Little Bucky of Venus!...er, maybe not.

Wasn't Rhombus 4-D a spaceship? From Hoova, IIRC.
 
Wow, that's an awful lot of abductors! How many humans do you reckon the average alien can abduct? I reckon that lot, if they work overtime, could dispose of the equivalent of the population of Wakefield . . .

Carole
 
carole said:
Wow, that's an awful lot of abductors! How many humans do you reckon the average alien can abduct? I reckon that lot, if they work overtime, could dispose of the equivalent of the population of Wakefield . . .

Carole
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Didn't someone work out that, given the number of abductions that are meant to have happened in the US, the biggest problem for the abductors would be air traffic control? :)
 
carole said:
I reckon that lot, if they work overtime, could dispose of the equivalent of the population of Wakefield . . .
Carole
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What a splendid idea. I shall pass on your suggestion in my next report.
 
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Bagins said:
Hang on dosent he do a survival program on BBC2?

Wm.
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Ray Meyer does the show. A little too close for my liking.
 
http://playlist.broadcast.com/makeram.asp?id=1013661

According to Colin Bennett, speaking on Jeff Rense's radio show on 11/2/02 (link above), the Venusian who George Adamski supposedly encountered later got named Orthon by a co-editor of the book Desmond Leslie and Adamski wrote. Presumebly, then, this influenced later names, maybe.

Colin Bennett has himself written a book about George Adamski called 'Looking for Orthon.'

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos...4/sr=8-1/ref=sr_aps_b_1_1/026-0028896-2486069

-Justin.
 
Xiti from Itibi Ra II was no abducter, she was a contact.

I read the story about the Itibi Rayans in a book once, and it's one of the most fascinating, individual and far fetched contact stories I've ever read. The mysterious contactee Ludwig Pallman disappeared at some point. I was wondering if anyone had read first hand his book Cancer Planet Mission, and where i might get a copy.
Maybe I should start a new thrad.
 
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lucydru said:
Ray Meyer does the show. A little too close for my liking.
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You mean Ray Mears.

www.raymears.com
 
Faggus said:
here's a website poking fun at contactee names: http://www.skepticfiles.org/ufo2/kottname.htm
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It's interesting that many of the abductor names listed here do not end in "O" as this site claims. They also claim that abductor names are "unconvincing" which is, if you think about it, a rather obvious thing to say. If you feel the story is a fantasy to begin with a name is just going to be part of the joke.

It is a fun list, though. I wonder what the stories are behind each one. I recognised Indrid Cold.
 
What does he expect them to be called? Bloody Martin Smith from Croydon?
To quote H2G2.
 
beakboo said:
What does he expect them to be called? Bloody Martin Smith from Croydon?
To quote H2G2.
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Is he/she/it at all related to R2D2?
 
sunsplash said:
That bloody EIEEUEE 7 still owes me Twenty bucks!

:)
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... Is that what happened to EIEEUEEs 1 - 6? :D


Some of my favorites:

Val-Thor - Sounds like a character from He-Man or something. I don't care if he tries to probe me, I'd have a REALLY hard time taking him seriously.

Van the Steadfast - Abducted by aliens, or vikings...?

Captain Video and “The Boys from Clarion” - Good name for a band. Bad name for alien abductors.

And of course, Little Bucky of Venus. Nobody will ever take you seriously again when you tell them you were abducted by Little Bucky of ANYWHERE. ;)
 
Well, don't know about Captain Video (well, actually, I do since I saw the program once on tv); however, Bob Solomon works for Clariion and is a member of Technical Committee T11
(http://www.t11.org/index.htm).

Sort of fits.

There's another Bob Solomon who is a senior lecturer in Conventry.

And, yet another, who contributed an article to "Journal for the Theory of Social Behaviour."

Bobs 1 and 3 could well be studying the humans, no? :p
 
Breezilla said:
... Is that what happened to EIEEUEEs 1 - 6? :D


Some of my favorites:

Val-Thor - Sounds like a character from He-Man or something. I don't care if he tries to probe me, I'd have a REALLY hard time taking him seriously.

Van the Steadfast - Abducted by aliens, or vikings...?

Captain Video and “The Boys from Clarion” - Good name for a band. Bad name for alien abductors.

And of course, Little Bucky of Venus. Nobody will ever take you seriously again when you tell them you were abducted by Little Bucky of ANYWHERE. ;)
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:rofl:
 
I thought Zoltar was the baddie from Battle of the Planets? Does this mean he's real? And Zoltan was the Hound of Dracula?
 
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