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Japanese 'Suicide' Toy

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Couldn't see where else to post this... it sort of defies classification: -

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Kabakick is a Russian roulette for kids. The player points the gun at his or her own head and pulls the trigger.
Instead of bullets, a pair of feet kick out fromthe barrel (which is shaped like a pink hippo). If the gun doesn't fire, the player earns points
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Packet shot here for those who'd like to get Little Jimmy is for his next birthday...
 
Oh that could have been taken from 'Jam'.....

Now, if only Christopher Walken had used one of those...would have lightened up an otherwise unremitting film ... ;)
 
comming next crash your fuel and bomb loaded plane onto the deck of an aircraft carrier.... only its a funny pink plane and a fluffy ship!
 
sidecar_jon said:
comming next crash your fuel and bomb loaded plane onto the deck of an aircraft carrier.... only its a funny pink plane and a fluffy ship!
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With a "foamy" katanna to throw yourself on if you fail.
 
If you ask me the most disturbing thing is how much the little plastic bullets resemble mini, erect penises. But maybe that's just my mind playing tricks on me.
 
River_Styx said:
If you ask me the most disturbing thing is how much the little plastic bullets resemble mini, erect penises. But maybe that's just my mind playing tricks on me.
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Glad I'm not the only one with a dirty mind :D

Seriously, is it really any different from plastic Colt revolvers and suchlike which most of us played with as kids? I can't remember ever playing Russian roulette with them, but I must have "killed" all my friends many times.

Jane.
 
Ah yes but pretending to be a cowboy/cowgirl on a killing spree is wholesome and patriotic. Pretending to kill yourself is damaging and anti-social.
 
But why a pink plastic hippo?? :confused:

Carole
 
Based on my experience of post-1945 Japanese culture... because its cute.
 
There's an image. A pink plastic hippo firing miniature erect penises into the heads of japanese children.


Somebody call Jacko's lawyer!!
 
Didn't William S Burroughs write something about Japanese kids with Shiny Cock Revolvers?

Perhaps he missed out there ;)
 
One of the delights of modern Japanese culture is, no matter how the western mind tries to make some out-grotesquing statement about it, it has already exceeded what can be imagined by people who can walk the street unchallenged by daylight. We're discussing the inventors of Squid Porn and the 'Story of Ricky', large breaseted school girl cheescake and karaoke. You get the feeling that 'Sesame Street, Tokyo' possibly has a distubring rape scene involving kanji pictograms in every episode... and by my opening comment, chances are that the reality would leave one feeling that your mind required an enema after finding the truth...
 
River_Styx said:
If you ask me the most disturbing thing is how much the little plastic bullets resemble mini, erect penises. But maybe that's just my mind playing tricks on me.
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Most bullets look like that, only there usually not pink, unless maybe, they're the rubber ones.
 
AndroMan said:
Most bullets look like that, only there usually not pink, unless maybe, they're the rubber ones.
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This is true.
We demand real bullets damn it!!


Aren't rubber bullets cuboid in shape?
I think it's supposed to slow down their velocity but apparently they still hurt like buggery.
 
i think "plastic bullets" or "batton rounds" are usualy fiarly hard nylon and cylindrical about 3 or 4 inches long and a good inch in diameter.. they fly badly tumbeling end over end (they usualy have no airodynamic shape just a blunt end) and one sive seen have been white..... they were developed to give security forces something to throw back at stone throwing riots (it being seen as "not the done thing" for police forces to throw stones back!)
 
Yeah the police much prefer to club people over the head but only once they're on the ground and unable to fight back.
 
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