ramonmercado
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But, but, but...
Nanny State!
But, but, but...
My ex would walk one of our toddlers around by holding onto her hands over her head. He one woke me up in the early hours by talking to her - 'Good girl! Well done!' etc.
I sat up to see him walking across the bedroom, bending over, apparently walking Junior along.
I said something like 'For flip's sake, it's 3m, put her in her cot and get back to bed!'
At which he sighed, stood up and flung the baby across the room onto our bed.
It was his pillow. I NEVER let him live that down.
Make sure he trains himself to wake up if he ever sees another cheese plant.Many years ago I woke up abruptly in the night to discover that my husband was holding a pillow over my face. I wriggled out from beneath it, patted his arm, made soothing noises, and he took his pillow back and went to sleep again.
When I politely questioned his motives in the morning, he said that he had been stopping a cheese plant from falling over a cliff. I too have never let him live that down.
Must admit, I did wonder there if you woke up wearing the partner like the aforementioned glove puppet.I dreamt I was watching TV, The Sooty Show, and wondered what would happen if Sooty's friend Sweep went crazy. No sooner had that thought formed than he launched himself out of the screen, Ringu-style, and attacked me. I woke up and found myself pinning Sweep down by the side of my pillow, struggling and squeaking. Turned out I was still asleep and had to wake up again, to no Sweep this time.
Must admit, I did wonder there if you woke up wearing the partner like the aforementioned glove puppet.
Many years ago I woke up abruptly in the night to discover that my husband was holding a pillow over my face. I wriggled out from beneath it, patted his arm, made soothing noises, and he took his pillow back and went to sleep again.
When I politely questioned his motives in the morning, he said that he had been stopping a cheese plant from falling over a cliff. I too have never let him live that down.
You could improvise.That would be even scarier as I don't have a partner!
You could improvise.
Don't give me nightmares two nights running!
Must admit, I did wonder there if you woke up wearing the partner like the aforementioned glove puppet.
Link NSFW, if anyone is still in work:
Relax! We have all done it.
"Sooty offered me a drink. I don’t know what it was, but I was soon feeling dizzy. The next thing I knew Sooty was standing naked in front of me, holding his magic wand. I’ll never forget the words he spoke. “Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy.”"
Happened a lot back then. Still get the flashbacks.
Next week: How I fell pregnant to Noggin the Nag, and the Clangers give me my first weightless orgasm in space. And Great Uncle Bulgaria gives me one up the shitter.
Oh dear!
probably why he was looking so consternatedSounds like a basic sex fantasy dream, unless you can find out if Lee Mack was enjoying a lapdance in his dreams last night and noticed some bloke watching him.
...the other night's dream about my workplace having to do things manually with pen and paper, and our managers in headless chicken/blue arsed fly mode.
A neighbour of ours called her DAUGHTER Charlie. The mother was at least 30 so old enough to know better.(The Medic's response was "Oh, how horrible, we called him Charlie?" - not to offend the owners of such a moniker, but that's how we roll round here.)
An Arsenal fan who I used to drink with, and who is a similar age to myself, had two daughters, called Charlotte and Georgina. He named them after Charlie George, his favourite player in his formative years.A neighbour of ours called her DAUGHTER Charlie. The mother was at least 30 so old enough to know better.