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Couldn't sleep last night and for some reason this topic occured to my brain. I'm not sure if it fits neatly into any other thread but I trust the mods will do the needful. What are the most disappointing fortean films you have seen? You know, those you eagerly anticipate and then when you watch them you feel cheated? Here are my picks so far
1. The Village - I don't think I'll ever trust Shayamalan again. Spooky monsters and eerie atmosphere - and suddenly halfway through the film we are told it's all fake. Bad. Then to top it off we are made to understand that this idiotic escapist community found it logical to omit basic medical drugs from their utopia. Very Bad. Then the most vulnerable member of the community - a blind girl - is sent through the feared woods into the terrifying outside world to seek the help of modern science. So none of the able-bodied adults who created the farce found it would be expedient if they went instead? Pathetic. Most disappointing.
2. The Grudge - what can I say. Greasy haired, demonic little girl stalkers just don't do it for me. I like a movie to scare me - not make me wonder why. Lots of fx shadowy creatures with rolling eyes but no plot i could discern - except maybe "she's killing everybody." Stupid doesn't quite describe it. Irritating comes closer. By the end I felt like bitch slapping the little runt and shoving her back into the hell from whence she came. How do I explain it - I just don't like scares without point.
3. The Ring - a favourite I know but I cannot figure out why. Worse than that - i've never cared enough to try to figure out why. About a third of the way through the film I realised that I would have to endure it till the end rather than watch it. Would someone please explain to me, in a linear fashion, what this movie was about. Apart from the greasy haired girl - crawling out of the tv - which truly was an interesting moment - what was the point again? Why was the horse acting crazy? Who was the little girl? What happened to her? Why did her raven haired mother kill herself? Did I miss something? Huh?
1. The Village - I don't think I'll ever trust Shayamalan again. Spooky monsters and eerie atmosphere - and suddenly halfway through the film we are told it's all fake. Bad. Then to top it off we are made to understand that this idiotic escapist community found it logical to omit basic medical drugs from their utopia. Very Bad. Then the most vulnerable member of the community - a blind girl - is sent through the feared woods into the terrifying outside world to seek the help of modern science. So none of the able-bodied adults who created the farce found it would be expedient if they went instead? Pathetic. Most disappointing.
2. The Grudge - what can I say. Greasy haired, demonic little girl stalkers just don't do it for me. I like a movie to scare me - not make me wonder why. Lots of fx shadowy creatures with rolling eyes but no plot i could discern - except maybe "she's killing everybody." Stupid doesn't quite describe it. Irritating comes closer. By the end I felt like bitch slapping the little runt and shoving her back into the hell from whence she came. How do I explain it - I just don't like scares without point.
3. The Ring - a favourite I know but I cannot figure out why. Worse than that - i've never cared enough to try to figure out why. About a third of the way through the film I realised that I would have to endure it till the end rather than watch it. Would someone please explain to me, in a linear fashion, what this movie was about. Apart from the greasy haired girl - crawling out of the tv - which truly was an interesting moment - what was the point again? Why was the horse acting crazy? Who was the little girl? What happened to her? Why did her raven haired mother kill herself? Did I miss something? Huh?