Mystery Safe On New York Farm

GNC

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New York State farmer Kirk Mathes finds a safe on his property, but refuses to open it:
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He says he wants it to remain a mystery because it's a nice distraction from other news. That it may be, but is anyone wondering if there's a body in it? The previous owner appears to have taken great pains to avoid it being opened, despite the note left on it.
 

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My word the curiosity would kill me.
 

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I'd definitely try to open it if it was on my farm.
 

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Especially as the note seemed to be taunting the farmer. Maybe someone with a grudge?
 
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