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Odd People: Cranks, Eccentrics & Nutters

There's a Radio Man in St Albans too...

One of the most memorable of the strange folk I've ever come across was on the number 83 bus going toward wembley. His arm was in a sling and he told everyone on the bus that he was the Angel of Death and it served him right he'd hurt himself as his wife had warned him not to argue with the Angel Gabriel. But he couldn't help himself and Gabriel had broken his arm. I felt like I'd slipped into the film Dogma or Prophecy, because it sounded so plausible at the time.
 
I laughed. I cried. I read this thread in one sitting. Interesting to see my home city come up a number of times. So, from a cast of thousands, heres some of my Leeds favourites:
Arthritis man
In the mid-eighties, this was an elderly chap I used to see at least twice a week in the city centre. We had a well rehearsed conversational format. After a brief chat about how I was and how bad his arthritis was, I'd hand over a few bob and we'd wish each other well. He was always well dressed, pleasant to talk to but a bit world weary. Then, I didn't see him for over a year. I wondered if he had moved into a hostel, or even passed away. So I was genuinely pleased to run into him again one particularly cold winters day. It was as if we had seen each other just the day before. As I handed over the fifty pence, for the first time ever I asked if he was going to be all right that night.
What did I mean, he asked.
Had he a place to stay, had he got a bed in a hostel? It was, after all, going to be a very cold night.
He became agitated, obviously offended. He would be back at his flat tonight. My mind boggled! Where, I enquired, did he live? He told me - and it was a very nice suburb in the north of the city. Of course, he might have lied, but he never looked as if he slept rough, it was just my lazy assumption he was homeless.
Oddly, I never saw him again.

Raggedy man
This guy was around in the late eighties and early nineties. He was quite short, lithe looking and had a long beard and longer hair. He was always in a hurry, I never saw him ask for money but he would ferret through the bins on the street. The remarkable thing was the state of his 'clothes'. They were shredded, grimey, tatters with lots of flesh showing through. I think he wore what had once been plimsolls, but were by that point just a thatch of rubber and black threads. Then, like one or two other stories here, there was a transformation. He was cleaned up, had new looking clothes including a large 'puffa' jacket. His gait had changed, although he was still always in a hurry. I suppose nothing out of the ordinary had really happened, just the intervention of some charity, perhaps St George's crypt. I saw him just only a few times after this, then he too seemed to leave.

Topless bloke
A good example of the border between eccentricity and individualism. There was a chap used to walk around always dressed the same - jeans, I think trainers or boots, and topless. With a satchel style bag across his chest. All weathers, all year. He became just part of the backdrop of the city. Then I was having a drink with a mate just when café bars with tables on the street were coming in (a big thing for a lurching mucky post-industrial northern city) and this bloke walked past, and turns out my mate knows him. Calls him over, and we have a great, very sane chat. Topless man was off to meet someone so we say tara, and after a minute I ask my mate 'whats this no top thing about'. My mate looks at me as if it's blindingly obvious 'he doesn't like shirts or jackets'.

Kirkstall John
John could often be seen pushing a shopping trolley along a main A road into the city. All times of day and night, usually close by the kerb but sometimes in the middle of the road. I often spoke to him as he hung around a mill building I worked in. He was nice but had obviously never moved on from being ten or so.

I'm working from home now and don't get into town much, but one character stands out. It's the Big Issue seller on the corner of Park Row and the Headrow. He gives an animated, almost lyrical commentary on the behaviour, dress and attitude of the people who pass and, for the most part, try to ignore him. I was waiting to meet friends a few months ago by that corner and he was very entertaining.

Well, thats a few to start with!

And while I think on, those two lads are still around on Burley Road. I know the taller one lives at the 'home' on the corner of Burley Road and Cardigan Lane. Years ago, when he first arrived he used to just hang around the back, sitting in the fire escape, having a quiet drink. We had a few conversations, and he was invited to a mates bonfire party one year. A good lad. Then he became more adventurous and took up waving at traffic on the main road.
Another interesting resident of the 'home' is a woman who opens what I presume is her bedroom window, watches for people walking up Vinery Road and wolf whistles, then hides (not too quickly) behind her curtain when they look up.
Blimey. Vinery Road. Don't get me started.....
 
special_farces said:
I laughed. I cried. I read this thread in one sitting. ...
Just making sure you didn't miss Strange Folk I, all 41 pages of it, and the similarly themed Freak Town, UK, both in glorious Monitorvision.

Bring a cushion, some sandwiches and a flask :).
 
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Cheers for that! Interesting how the threads move from tales of various entities (such as stick men and 'wee folk') to accounts of the eccentric (amongst many other varieties of human behaviour!) and disfigured.
 
You'll find a lot of long-running threads morph over time into new and unexpected areas. We've also got dedicated threads for some specific types of entity, such as stick men. IHTM is good for those, too - if when you have time on your hands you start from the last page of a section and work back, you'll often find obscure gems.

I've read pretty much all of the threads on here, but now and then even I find new, old stuff (if you see what I mean.)
 
Cardiff is home to a few weirdys. Toy Mike Trev springs to mind I heard he actually auditioned for Pop Idol or something similar recently! Theres also shaky hands man who you either give him money or he makes you shake his disgusting, urine soaked freaky tramp hand.
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Theres ninja, who drums on bins, usually in St Marys street or Queen street, he once released an album! He was really drunk on Christmas Day though, gave my family a load of abuse as we went for our morning walk, which is a cautionary tale in itself..... Theres also the old guy in the wheelchair on Queen street who used to play the keyboard and harmonica. 'Dolphins are Swimming in the Sea' was one of his hits.
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I live in the north suburbs of Houston, TX and work at a computer repair shop. There is a large expanse of undeveloped property in our area, about 20 acres, and it attracted a small handful of homeless men over the summer. We called one Guitar Guy, he would stand on the corner of a very busy 4 lane and play all day. His buddies would wander around nearby, usually drinking.

Then Hurricane Ike hit, and they all vanished. Until last week.

Ipod Man moved in to take the place of Guitar Guy and his friends. He walked into our shop last week, asking if we sold solar panels. We are a computer repair shop, and know nothing about solar panels. But, it was a slow day, so I asked him what he needed one for. He said it was to power his TV at his camp. I referred him to the local Radio Shack, but he grew agitated and said he didn't want to go there, and insisted that we must have solar panels. Or perhaps a satelite dish, and then he wanted a laptop. After a while of this back and forth, he grew angry and attempted to come behind the counter. One of my coworkers is an ex bar bouncer, so he calmly convinced our new friend to eventually leave the store, and gave him a coffee.

A few days later I went to the taqueria to pick up drinks and snacks for my coworkers and myself, and who should be sitting outside? Our homeless friend, bobbing away, plugged into an Ipod, smoking Virginia slims cigarettes and drinking something from a Styrofoam cup that had 2 bees flying in and out of it. A bee would land on the lip of the cup and he would flick it off and take a sip. I have seen him there every day since. I have no idea how he powers that Ipod or even if it works.... but he certainly seems to enjoy it.
 
Sound recording here:
www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=69312

Picture here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/uair01/3363580800/

Last Saturday, while visiting the garden of the cathedral in Utrecht (Dom) this German man passed us by. He was shouting:

Paranoia!
No one is allowed to enter my body!
And neither am I allowed to enter women!
Strange men want to penetrate my body!
You won't get your penis inside my body!
Am I never allowed to defend myself?

Either he was really crazy or it was a very impressive art performance.

I had my recorder in my pocket and was able to make a rough recording of his utterances.

I wanted to follow him and make more recordings, because his rants had a strange rhythm and poetic quality. But my wife didn't agree with that plan and explained that people like that could turn aggressive and unpredictable ...

Twenty minutes later we turned a corner and here he was again. I was able to snap two quick pictures before he disappeared into the drizzle. He was a very tragic figure with his backpack and broken umbrella.
 
Are they lyrics to a song, perhaps? Doesn't sound like a toe-tapper, mind you.
 
Raggedy man

aka jesus, quite imaginatively, usually barefoot too, even when it was freezing... i can't say i've seen him since about 93/94 though.

Topless bloke

usually to be seen playing chess with the enormous pieces outside the library. i think i saw him one day dressed as a moor as well. various people have claimed he thought he was a prince, but i don;t know if that's true.

Kirkstall John

cira 1990 he used to be known as the 'suitcase man' because he went around all the charity shops in headingley asking if they had any suitcases and buying them, he would steal them too if he couldn;t buy them! apparently he had a room full of suitcases, which he put inside each other. used to have really bad tardive dyskinesias as that time too :(

i know more about him but i'll keep mum on that, he's not a well man and i don;t want any strange random people tracking him down because of anything i've said here.

It's the Big Issue seller on the corner of Park Row and the Headrow.

Fat old punk with no hair. If it's who i think you mean, he's called Rat and has been begging/selling the Big Issue for about 15 years, used to be a common signt on the Leeds punk scene, but not in a long time. I think he went off to Sheffield for a while, then a year or so back i saw him selling in York.

And while I think on, those two lads are still around on Burley Road.

One of them drinks in the bus shelter by the medical centre? There's some more that are often seen outside the nearby Nettos... for some reason, that area seems to have become alki central the last few years.

I think the saddest Leeds character is the 'old lady' who sits on the steps in the market. She was there when i came to Leeds in the late 70s, in her torn dirty coat, hair that hasn;t been washed in months, and covered in grime. She's appeared and dissappeared on and off for years. Then a few months back i saw her again, oddly enough smartly dressed and clean, even made up, but back in the same place :(
 
i know more about him but i'll keep mum on that, he's not a well man and i don;t want any strange random people tracking him down because of anything i've said here.

Yep. I heard he was attacked a few years ago - very sad.

I think the saddest Leeds character is the 'old lady' who sits on the steps in the market.

I was in the market today! Your note reminded me of the elderly woman who used to walk in then out of the West Yorkshire Playhouse foyer, over and over and over again.

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And while I think on, those two lads are still around on Burley Road.

One of them drinks in the bus shelter by the medical centre?

Thats the place. Saw the lad who waves not so long back.

After my previous post I was worried that most of the people I mentioned were probably distressed in some way. And a lot of the Strange Folk I've known have seemed almost ordinary, until layer by layer their real strangeness has been revealed.

One who stands out is 'Paul'. Don't know why I want to give him a false name.... any way, here is what happened.

I was a graphic designer, and a mate worked at a small print company. He asked me over to meet a new client, who had a business startup and needed a lot of printing. 'Paul' was a smartly dressed, seemingly switched on bloke in his late thirties. His business idea was for a sort of loyalty card, which he wanted to setup in Leeds but steadily expand. He had done a lot of research, which he showed us, and claimed to have financial backing, but not quite enough to launch straight away. Could we design and print marketing materials, and the cards?

This is some time ago, before schemes like this were widespread. It all seemed well thought out and reasonable. His financial figures were convincing, he did not initially talk 'daft numbers', profits for his company were going to be negligible to start with, things would build slowly. And he was charming and rational. Not so much as a twitch!

So we agreed to start marketing the idea. He claimed to be 100% committed to this business, and always seemed busy. Over the weeks he reported on meetings with companies he wanted to sign up to the card, advertisers, the local commercial radio station.

We had meetings at his house, which was an ordinary but decent semi in the city. Met his wife, who was lovely. They had a little girl. Everything seemed not only normal, but promising.

Things began to very slowly unwind. He couldn't quite get his story straight about what he had been up to previously. He had been in southern europe. Germany. He began to drop hints of something going wrong in his recent past, which was why he was in the UK, making a fresh start.

There were people he wanted to avoid.

He started talking about bigger and bigger companies who had signed up to the card, although there was no evidence of this. And no money. What he owed us started to mount, and his response was to offer large 'shares' in the company. We said no. People started turning up looking for Paul. Some were pretty dodgy. Others were owed money. We decided he was a bit of a crook and planned to dump him and write off the debt. Then things took a turn.

The backstory developed. He was on the run from the Mafia. In Italy, he had a Ferrari. He could not go back and get it because his life was at risk. There was a lot of money in Italian bank accounts, but complex legal problems stopped him getting it. And the mafia controlled the banks, the minute he used a cash point and entered his pin number, They would know. He was increasingly worried about his wife and child being kidnapped.

A department store in the city centre closed. He said he was going to take over the ground floor - a massive space. This would be the company's main office, people going past would look in and see the hundreds of staff all working on 'the card'. Nearly everyone in the city was going to have a card.

For us it was getting near 'change the locks' time. Or at least we should hide behind the sofa and pretend to be out. I think the last meeting I had was at his house. His wife welcomed me in. She was handling the threat of kidnap well. Paul wanted to talk about computers. He wanted to set up a state-of-the-art design studio. We'd need the latest kit. He was going to offer a major supplier a share in the business, if they would provide, say, four Macs. A cashless transaction!

He then mentioned he was getting the internet installed. This was a big deal back then. Most people thought newsgroups were bleeding edge. He 'saw' that the internet was going to be huge, but it was controlled by shadowy organisations, monitored by the CIA, and the Mafia were there too. He wanted to show me a little gadget he had just acquired. It had cost a lot of money, was made by 'specialists'. Governments were trying to get hold of this sort of technology. This gadget plugged into the telephone socket, and scrambled everything he said, every fax he sent, all his emails.

It was time for me to go!

What was interesting was how this all came out in stages and how, at every point, he was sincere. He never seemed irrational, his speech was always measured, considered. His wife was always charming, she never took us to one side to say 'be patient, he didn't take his medication last night'.

I went off and found some slightly more sane clients (the NHS!). The printers banned him and soon after he disappeared. Either he did a moonlight flit ... or They got him.
 
There's a few people like that around and they're usually the same, very plausible at first, then they have some sort of backstory that gets more and more outlandish, and then ends up just plain changing.

Can't say i've ever been afraid of one of them, but i always end up feeling pretty cheated, they are never who they led you to believe they were :(
 
I thought of putting this in Pointless Endeavours, except that trying to win a huge bet (I refer to Captain Robert Barclay) is hardly pointless!

Richard Dunwoody to walk one mile every hour for 1,000 hours without a break
Richard Dunwoody, the double Grand National winner, is to attempt to emulate the heroics of a legendary 19th century gambler who walked one mile every hour for 1,000 consecutive hours without a break.

By Andrew Pierce
Last Updated: 12:10AM BST 04 Apr 2009

The walk, described as one of the "greatest human feats ever attempted", is just eight hours short of six weeks or the equivalent of travelling from London to Lisbon.

Last year Dunwoody, 45, was inspired by the Irish explorer Ernest Shackleton to conquer the South Pole which he reached in 49 days having overcome major blizzards and temperatures dropping to 45 below zero.

The former champion jockey will now be following in the footsteps of the colourful adventurer Captain Robert Barclay, 29, whose success in the walk at Newmarket Heath made him one of the most famous and popular men in Britain.

The powerfully built Scottish laird was a tireless coach driver, pugilist, and successful middle-distance runner. A noted eccentric who in his sixties when he was invited to dinner at Brechin Castle by Lord Panmure sent his manservant ahead with his dress clothes and walked the 25 miles. When he was 70 he fathered a son and two years later he had a 12 stone man stand on his hand, which Barclay had placed palm up on the floor, and then lifted him on to a table. :shock:

But it was not just the personality of Barclay, or the extraordinary test of endurance that captured the public imagination, but the size of the bet involved. Barclay, who gambled much of his family's fortune, wagered 1,000 guineas, £35,000 today, but with side bets it was rumoured he would bank 16,000 guineas if he succeeded – which would have taken the average worker 320 years to earn.

Dunwoody, who has been training for weeks and will retrace exactly the same course, said: "Barclay was a remarkable man and a hard act to follow. My South Pole expedition last year was tough, but this might take it to a completely different level! It will mean 42 days with very little sleep and it could drive me to breaking point. I will walk half-a–mile and then back again which is incredibly repetitive but then sometimes it was the same in the South Pole," he said.

The University of Ulster will monitor Dunwoody's progress over the course of the challenge because of the extreme sleep deprivation involved.

Dunwoody said: "The lack of sleep is going to be a huge problem. But I am undergoing all sorts of tests at the university to help me prepare for it."

The walk will raise money for good causes including the Jockey Club charity that helps people who have worked in horse racing and the Alzheimer's Society. Dunwoody's father is suffering from the disease.

The walk is being timed so that Dunwoody completes it on July 12 the 200th anniversary of Barclay's successful challenge after three weeks of torrrential rain and two weeks of blistering sunshine. In 1809 huge crowds gathered to watch a gaunt-looking Capt Barclay with his clothes – blue flannel jacket, cream breeches, lamb's wool stockings- hanging loose after losing three stone. He emerged bleary-eyed from his tent to walk the final mile of the challenge which made him a national hero and a rich one at that. Those who bet against him underestimated the captain's stamina. Eight days later, he set sail for the Napoleonic wars.

On his walk Barclay, who had become a bigger celebrity than the Duke of Wellington and Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire had two duelling pistols thrust into his belt to guard against any attack towards the end of the distance which might threaten his wager. He also carried a stick which he was struck with violently at the start of the 607th mile as he appeared to be asleep on his feet. Dunwoody is planning more modern props to help keep him awake and alert. "I'll have a blackberry and an iPod," he said.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... break.html
 
re: the post by Special Farces concerning 'Paul'.

Weirdly enough, I once met a 'Paul' (name in quote marks, as one cannot even be sure of that by now) who was what some would, I suppose, call a pathological liar.

In a nutshell, he wanted to buy a car off my dad. Fair enough, you might think. But he would always dither, tell us the cash was ready and that he would arrive at so-&-so time to pick it up ... yet he never did. In the end, it just all kind of fizzled out, by which time my brother had found out more information about him via a mutual acquaintance - information pertaining to the fact that this guy made Walter Mitty look the very picture of veracity.

What I can't understand is why this 'Paul' character just didn't come out and say that he didn't want to buy the car anymore. Unless - and even more mystifyingly - he didn't want the car in the first place, and just felt like playing the role of 'potential car buyer' for a while.

Weird. Just weird.
 
A guy got on my bus this afternoon. I've only seen him once or twice before, but something about him got my weirdo-meter beeping. Sure enough, he offered the driver a £20 note for his fare, and the driver couldn't make change. The discussion looked like going on for some time, until an old lady behind him in the queue paid his fare for him!

There's another chap I see who always wears a flat cap, but with the sides pulled down over his ears - he reminds me of a Benny Hill character...
 
Years ago I was walking in town with a friend when this oldish chap came out of nowhere and just blurted out in our faces

"I like CURRY! Do you?"

I don't think we even said 'yes' or 'no'. We just hastily moved on.

Also another chap, I'm sure he's been mentioned in here before, I haven't read the entire thread, but the 'cowboy' from Wolverhampton.

He used to wear cowboy gear many years ago and just talk randomly to anyone. I always remember he used to stop me and my girlfriend at the time and talk about 'tennis' to us.

One year when royalty was to visit Wolverhampton, (can't remember who) he was arrested by the royal's police because of his cowboy cap guns he had in his holsters.

He used to scream out 'DRAW!'

Then I didn't see him for what felt like a couple of years.

Until one day he came up to me in town and said "I used to be 'the cowboy' and fight the indians, but now i've found Jesus". He handed me a flyer he'd made, which actually upset me.


It explained his life story in brief where he had been abandoned by his mother when he was 3 years old, and was raised by strict religious institutions in which he suffered abuse. Perhaps the reason for his mental state. He said he'd hated religion until recently when he was at a complete loss. Nice enough chap, not an annoying preacher type anyway.

David cox is his name. DRAW!

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Synchronicity alert. Immediately before I read your post, Dandelo, I heard the phrase "Rootin', tootin' cowboy" on TV (my pre-school age son is watching WordWorld) and there popped into my head a picture of a bloke in a ten gallon hat and leather chaps, entertaining (*ahem*) his lady friend; and when he was done, he pulled out a bugle and played Reveille. And his lady friend said, "Why do you do that every time you visit?" And he said, "'Cos I'm a rootin', tootin' cowboy!"

I'll get my coat.
 
Agoraphobic mother leaves house after 20 years - because of Google Street View
An agoraphobic mother has left her house for the first time in 20 years after finding self-help classes on the internet.

By Sarah Knapton
Last Updated: 12:35AM BST 14 Apr 2009

Sue Curtis, 40, has spent half her life inside her home and even had to marry her husband Alan in her sitting room in 2000.

But within the last six weeks the mother-of-two has ventured onto the pavement outside her house in West Harton, South Shields, after finding advice on the internet. Her interest was sparked by Google Street View.

Mrs Curtis said: "It may not seem very far to walk, but for me, this is amazing, I'm getting there very slowly, and now I don't see no reason why I can't be cured in the future and lead a normal life again.

"It's all down to the classes, I've said for years I needed cognitive behavioural therapy to help me, and now that I've got access to it, I've been able to learn, and I feel like I have a new lease of life."

Mrs Curtis stopped leaving the house after experiencing severe panic attacks a day in 1989.

"It was very scary. At one point I was suffering between 15 and 20 attacks a day, my weight dropped down to just over five stone and I ended up bed-bound for 18 months," she said.

"It gradually came to a point where I knew I didn't want to be or go outside, so I just stayed in.

In recent years, Mrs Curtis has also developed phobias to washing her hair, brushing her teeth and even standing up.

But she received a lifeline when she discovered self-help classes online.

She said: "They take me through different exercises and teach me how to combat my anxiety, I listen to them whenever I feel the need."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -View.html
 
Years ago I was walking in town with a friend when this oldish chap came out of nowhere and just blurted out in our faces

"I like CURRY! Do you?"

I don't think we even said 'yes' or 'no'. We just hastily moved on.

Lol - many years ago I walking along the street when a bloke with a leg of lamb under his arm walked up to me.

"Do you wanna buy this leg of lamb?" he asked.
"No thanks," I said, and hastily moved on.


OH - that reminds me:

I think I once saw a ... well, a lady flasher along the same street. It was really weird - she was wearing black sunglasses (obviously) high heels, and a very short skirt. She was standing by a small car which had the boot open, and as I approached (my destination, that is, not her - she just happened to be in the way. Really.) she promptly leaned into the boot, giving me a full flash of her stocking tops, suspenders and frilly knickers. Oddly enough, it didn't seem all that strange as I walked past, figuring that she was probably on her way to a fancy dress party, or something; it was only a minute or so later, when I wondered what kind of woman would flash her undergarments (I mean, she must have known, what with her skirt being so short) in full knowledge of the fact that a stranger was in view, that I figured I must have been genuinely flashed at.

Interstingly, a day or two after, my missus - who was working as a barmaid at the time - informed me that one of the guys who drank at the pub had experienced exactly the same thing, albeit on a different street: dolled-up bird standing beside a car promptly bending over to show her nethergarments as the guy walked by. His experience, however, was somewhat more shocking than mine: he was in his seventies, and almost had a heart attack at the sight of it.
 
rynner2 said:
A guy got on my bus this afternoon. I've only seen him once or twice before, but something about him got my weirdo-meter beeping. Sure enough, he offered the driver a £20 note for his fare, and the driver couldn't make change. The discussion looked like going on for some time, until an old lady behind him in the queue paid his fare for him!

:oops: The exact same thing was done by myself when I came to England. To be fair, in German busses you were able to pay with a 50DM note and still got change. I really didn't think and only had £20 and then a lady behind me paid [angrily and rightly so] because I was holding them all up. I learned my lesson though and would tut at anyone doing such an outrageous thing. ;)
 
With regard to the lady "Flasher", if it was a man flashing women, it would be assumed the motive was sexual, I.e: that's how he gets his kicks. I feel it is safe to assume likewise that some women simply get off on the attention and like to be looked at.
 
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With regard to the lady "Flasher", if it was a man flashing women, it would be assumed the motive was sexual, I.e: that's how he gets his kicks. I feel it is safe to assume likewise that some women simply get off on the attention and like to be looked at.

God knows why they do it. The only really unusual thing about it was that the flasher was female - streakers aside (where the motive doesn't usually seem sexual), male flashers are two a-penny, but the women ones are a lot more unusual (in more ways than one, I'd guess!)
 
Just read this whole thread in one sitting, very entertaining.
Didn't find anything about a man who is always walking around Leicester city centre. I don't know if there is anything remarkable about him to anyone else who sees him but he always catches my eye. He wears an army style jacket, has longish grey wavy hair, a rucksack and is often carrying a coffee. He always walks around with his chin high up in the air and his eyes almost closed. The main reason he looks so different to me is that he looks like a cross between Richard Branson and a drawing from my big book of the 'Unexplained' of what a Neanderthal would look like if they 'walked among us'. Thats not an insult, by the way, as I always think he looks quite distinguised or noble and very serene.
Anyway, what I would really like to hear is that someone else has seen this fellow and can confirm what I fear may be wild flights of fancy on my behalf.
 
There are some great local eccentrics around Stockwell tube station in South London.

There's a guy who my friends and I know as "The Dancing Man". He's usually to be found either in or just outside the tube station in a morning, dressed entirely in red, jittering around like he's just about to break out dancing and often holding a bunch of bedraggled flowers, which I think he takes from the Jean Charles de Menezes memorial right next door.

There's also a guy I've seen a couple of time hanging around outside the mysterious medical supplies shop further down Clapham Road dressed in a suit and doing stretching exercises. Last time I saw him he was standing in the rain with two up-turned wicker baskets on his head.

Finally, I was walking past Stockwell one Saturday last autumn when a man on crutches limped up to me, stuck his face in mine and made a loud pig-snorting noise - nearly frightened me to death!
 
rynner2 said:
A guy got on my bus this afternoon. I've only seen him once or twice before, but something about him got my weirdo-meter beeping. Sure enough, he offered the driver a £20 note for his fare, and the driver couldn't make change.

Is this a joke? :)
 
Bus drivers in this country get very pissed off if you try to give them a £20 note.
 
Call me Delores, says MI5 whistleblower David Shayler
By Christian Gysin
Last updated at 8:09 AM on 17th July 2009

A little over a decade ago David Shayler was a renegade MI5 agent turned whistleblower who was facing prosecution under the Official Secrets Act.
Today the 43-year-old has become a squatter - and yesterday showed off his 'alter ego' as he dressed as a transvestite complete with false breasts, mini-skirt and ginger wig.

In recent weeks friends and family of the former spy believe he has suffered a 'severe breakdown' after first calling himself 'The Messiah' and moving into an empty farmhouse in the Surrey countryside.
He now sees nothing wrong in dressing as a woman whom he calls 'Delores Kane' and declares that the 'world will end in 2012'.

Last night his former partner and fellow spy Annie Machon spoke of her sadness at Mr Shayler's plight as she maintained he had suffered a breakdown.
Miss Machon, 40, who now lives in Dusseldorf, Germany, with her new partner blamed the Government and the intelligence services for causing Mr Shayler's current condition.
'I believe David is a good and honourable man but he has had a some sort of severe breakdown. He was a great public speaker and now he is like this.
'I do blame the Government and the intelligence agencies for what he has become and they have ruined his life.'

Meanwhile, Mr Shayler spoke of his new life with eight other squatters with whom he moved into Hackhurst Farm in Abinger Hammer, near Dorking, Surrey at the end of June.
'I know in my heart that I am Christ and I am here to save humanity,' he began.
'I am here to show humanity the way and to show unconditional love and that includes murderers and pederasts.'

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ayler.html
 
rynner2 said:
Call me Delores, says MI5 whistleblower David Shayler
By Christian Gysin
.....Today the 43-year-old has become a squatter - and yesterday showed off his 'alter ego' as he dressed as a transvestite complete with false breasts, mini-skirt and ginger wig......

Does this mean that he's now Ginger Spies?

How he "dress as a transvestite" surely as he's dressed in the clothes usually associated with the other gender so he is a transvestite.

This person makes David Icke look the height of rationality...!
 
It looks like he has gone through a major financial crisis, as he is now forced to live in a squat.
I suspect that he has probably found it difficult to find another job, so he is probably living off benefits.

This transvestite thing may be genuine, or it may be just a ploy to claim disability benefits...
 
It's quite sad. He had something worthwhile to say all those years back, but the whole experience - exile, imprisonment, ostracisation, ridicule - has resulted in - to paraphrase Beefheart - his mind cracking like custard.
 
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