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Sex with roadkill is not illegal, argues lawyer

This fellow's problem is simply that he never learned the nuances of difference between "deer" and "dear."

Of course he might also want to meditate on the differences between "human" and "lower animal" and for that matter on "living" and "dead."
 
Necrobestiality

I just checked to see whether the word "Necrobestiality" exists or if we were going to have to coin it.

It does - Google brings up more than 33,000 hits.

If "hits" is precisely the word we want, that is.
 
OldTimeRadio said:
As American comedian Jay Leno remarked on television not a half-hour ago, "How ugly are the women in that town?"
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Having lived in that town, I'd almost be willing to contribute to his defense. :oops:
 
Man gets probation for dead deer sex
Wed Mar 21, 6:15 PM ET


SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.

"The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said.

Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the deer. He was sentenced Tuesday in Douglas County Circuit Court.

"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."

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Information from: The Daily Telegram, http://www.superiorwi.com
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Comedian Jay Leno quipped just a few minutes ago that he wasn't going to give the perp's real name but continue to refer to him as "John DOE."

Har! Har! Har!
 
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