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The Naked Civil Servant(s) In The 21st Century!

FelixAntonius

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Would Quentin Crisp approve? From todays Daily Telegraph:-


Civil servants 'jumped naked off filing cabinets'

Staff at a government agency office have been reported leaping naked from filing cabinets and carrying out stomach-churning pranks.

Civil servants are said to have had sex in the lavatories, taken drugs, used foul language, brawled in the reception area and held break-dancing contests in working hours.

Some of the goings-on at the Rural Payments Agency, a branch of the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, in Lancaster House, Newcastle upon Tyne, are believed to have been captured on CCTV.

One person has already been dismissed and disciplinary proceedings against others are under way.

An investigation was begun after an internal memo was sent to managers by staff sickened by the behaviour.

It stated: "I'm appalled at the level of depravity that is being tolerated at my work place." The authors refer to "sick, shocking and obscene behaviour" and identify specific problems.

They wrote: "We have particular concerns about the activities that have been going on and which have been photographed.

"Although the staff obviously feels it is a great laugh, by anyone's standards in the workplace setting this represents misconduct and may not be allowed to go unchallenged.

"Activities have been captured on official cameras. Specifically 'these activities' refers to leaping from cabinet to cabinet in underwear and believe it or not - but the evidence exists - naked.

"There is an horrific new craze of vomiting into official cups and leaving the cups to fester in cupboards until discovered through the horrendous smell. There is a list of shocking and awful acts in work time including sex in the toilets, drug-taking and swearing is rife."

The Rural Payments Agency is responsible for allocating funds in rural areas, conducting inspections and livestock tracing.

An RPA spokesman said: "Allegations of serious misconduct by some agency and permanent staff at our Newcastle office are the subject of an ongoing internal investigation.

"Disciplinary action and a dismissal have already taken place and further action is pending."

He added: "RPA expects high standards of its staff, who have very important and responsible jobs to do for the farming industry, and will not tolerate breaches such as those described."

Last month Lord Bach was moved from his post as farms minister after a week in office because of the Rural Payments Agency's failure to pay £1.5 billion of European subsidies on time to English farmers and landowners.

The fiasco has pushed many farmers to the brink of bankruptcy.

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FelixAntonius said:
Would Quentin Crisp approve? From todays Daily Telegraph:-


Civil servants 'jumped naked off filing cabinets'

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Shouldn't think so. Far too energetic.
 
Rural Payments Agency, a branch of the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

This would be the DEFRA which is almost entirely staffed by short term, poorly trained, agency workers due to a budgeting loophole.
Meaning that even when the agency staff are conscientious and non-vomitty the very few experienced permanent staff spend as much time cleaning up their mistakes as they do dealing with payments.

DEFRA and the DWP are the two branches of the civil service most consistently shafted by government, and it's always annoying when stories come out 'proving' that their staff are workshy/malingering or what have you, and with the implication that it's therefore staff that are the problem, and if they'd just buck their ideas up the whole system would work perfectly.

(Sorry about that rant. Not directed at the person posting the original story. Just a personal bugbear).
 
My brother points out that these folk are probably ex- young farmers.

Anyone who lives near NFU territory, or near a Uni that does Agric studies, will understand perfectly.
 
I've worked for several govt departments in the past, and this doesn't surprise me overmuch...:(
 
BlackRiverFalls said:
I've worked for several govt departments in the past, and this doesn't surprise me overmuch...:(

Really?!!?! i've been in the civil service for the last 18 years and i've never seen anything like that :shock: maybe I should transfer up to Newcastle... ;)
 
vapidness said:
My brother points out that these folk are probably ex- young farmers.

Anyone who lives near NFU territory, or near a Uni that does Agric studies, will understand perfectly.

I attended an agricultural college when I left school and yes, I'd suggest your brother may be right.
 
Really?!!?! i've been in the civil service for the last 18 years and i've never seen anything like that Shocked maybe I should transfer up to Newcastle... Wink

Leeds actually. tbh i can't say i've ever seen anything that scandelous, but some impressive screwing around and office dysfunctionality, yes...
 
Cpt_Buggernuts said:
(Sorry about that rant. Not directed at the person posting the original story. Just a personal bugbear).

I recognise a kindred spirit ;)

Actually, I only looked at this thread because I suddenly remembered those photos I sent to Superbike magazine a few years ago, when I had my Ducati Monster...... :lol:

Well, it was fifty quid.....
 
I have them framed. What a corker!
* Sighs *
Next time you're 'in town', you really must sign them.
 
I recognise a kindred spirit

I've never worked at DEFRA, but until late last year I lived in a household composed of someone who worked in the complaints department at the DWP, someone who did a very similar job at DEFRA, and someone who manned an IT helpdesk.

On cold nights, you could actually see the will to live evaporating up the chimney.
 
Stormkhan said:
I have them framed. What a corker!
* Sighs *
Next time you're 'in town', you really must sign them.

Always a pleasure to meet a fan :lol:

I was at the DWP for nearly 7 years. At least, I think it was the DWP.....or Jobcentre Plus....or DSS.....or Benefits Agency......

There's always something deeply suspicious about name changes.... ;)
 
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