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The Police Pagan Association

Wolstan Dixie

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A news report in today's Times on the apparently Satanic killing of sheep in the New Forrest, says that the 'Police Pagan Association, a specialist occult investigation squad' has been called in. Whoever knew such a 'squad' existed? Sounds worryingly like the paedophilia and social worker 'experts'.
 
A news report in today's Times on the apparently Satanic killing of sheep in the New Forrest, says that the 'Police Pagan Association, a specialist occult investigation squad' has been called in. Whoever knew such a 'squad' existed? Sounds worryingly like the paedophilia and social worker 'experts'.

It's ok. It's police officers who are Pagan. They will be in a position to counter any Christians who equate Pagans with Satanists.

http://www.policepaganassociation.org/
 
Interestingly their blog uses the word 'Heathen'. Are Pagans and Heathens the same thing or different?
 
We used to know a very nice Pagan policeman. Lovely chap.
Here he is:
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Interestingly their blog uses the word 'Heathen'. Are Pagans and Heathens the same thing or different?

Not really, though some would claim that they are. "Heathens" usually follow the Nordic goods and are not Wiccans and as often "Wiccan" and "Pagan" are often used synonymously, Heathens tend to refer to themselves as separate. Wicca has a structure and hierarchy and initiations, whereas Heathens tend to be more informal.
 
Interestingly their blog uses the word 'Heathen'. Are Pagans and Heathens the same thing or different?
In a word, yes, they are the same. "Pagan" derives from "pays", the french word for country, thus a person from the country. "Heathen" means person from the heath, i.e. much the same, but perhaps more wilderness and less rural. Both however are synonymous for people from isolated rural areas who still practice the "old ways". We have a lot of synonyms that are increasingly abusive for people from rural backwaters including:

Country-folk, Ruralites, Provincial, Rustic, Bucolic, Yokels, Good ol' boys, Hicks, Rednecks, Slack Jaws, Hayseed, Bushpig, Whiskey Tango, Bamma, Clodhopper, Bumpkin, Rube, Cornfed, Churl, Chawbacon, Boor, Backwoodsman, Peasant, Peon, Villain, Oaf, Culchie, Cornball, Hillbilly, Appleknocker, Yahoo, Hee-haw, Sharecropper, Poodoo, Clem, Hickster, Gray Dillers, Planters, Serfs.

Feel free to add any I have missed. Also feel free to punt this over to "Farmers" if you can be bothered.
 
Country-folk, Ruralites, Provincial, Rustic, Bucolic, Yokels, Good ol' boys, Hicks, Rednecks, Slack Jaws, Hayseed, Bushpig, Whiskey Tango, Bamma, Clodhopper, Bumpkin, Rube, Cornfed, Churl, Chawbacon, Boor, Backwoodsman, Peasant, Peon, Villain, Oaf, Culchie, Cornball, Hillbilly, Appleknocker, Yahoo, Hee-haw, Sharecropper, Poodoo, Clem, Hickster, Gray Dillers, Planters, Serfs.

Feel free to add any I have missed.

Goat roper

Cedar chopper

Stump jumper

Shitkicker

Hilljack

Country Jake
 
A news report in today's Times on the apparently Satanic killing of sheep in the New Forrest, says that the 'Police Pagan Association, a specialist occult investigation squad' has been called in. Whoever knew such a 'squad' existed? Sounds worryingly like the paedophilia and social worker 'experts'.

More mutilations in the New Forest, the"satanists" are back. where are the Pagan Police when you need them?

A flock of sheep have been mutilated and killed in a national park, sparking fears of a Satanic-style cult operating in the area.

Six ewes and lambs were found brutally stabbed in the latest sheep killing spree, with one being discovered with its throat slit.

Photographs show one sheep with its intestines hanging out after suffering a four-inch gash to its side, while another suffered similar injuries.

The attacks in the New Forest National Park, Hampshire, are the latest in a string of livestock killings which date back over five years in the celebrated area.



The murders are the lastest ina series on satanic-stlye killings in the area (Picture: Solent News)

The murders are the lastest ina series on satanic-stlye killings in the area (Picture: Solent News)

The string of sinister attacks have been linked to Satanism – as previously sheep have had pentagrams daubed on their bodies after being massacred.

The latest attacks happened in Cadnam – the same village where a sheep was stabbed to death in 2020 and left lying next to a cross and broken pitchfork.

Cadnam farmers Andrew and Sarah Parry-Norton today revealed on Thursday morning that six of their animals had been targeted.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/10/sheep-brutally-mutilated-killed-satanic-ritual-20813617/
 
The string of sinister attacks have been linked to Satanism – as previously sheep have had pentagrams daubed on their bodies after being massacred.
A pentagram daubed on the bodies is a definite indication of satanism? Surely there'd be more evidence, wouldn't there? Couldn't it just be drunk kids? I knew several in the 80s who would pull a stunt like that.
 
More mutilations in the New Forest, the"satanists" are back. where are the Pagan Police when you need them?

A flock of sheep have been mutilated and killed in a national park, sparking fears of a Satanic-style cult operating in the area.

Six ewes and lambs were found brutally stabbed in the latest sheep killing spree, with one being discovered with its throat slit.

Photographs show one sheep with its intestines hanging out after suffering a four-inch gash to its side, while another suffered similar injuries.

The attacks in the New Forest National Park, Hampshire, are the latest in a string of livestock killings which date back over five years in the celebrated area.



The murders are the lastest ina series on satanic-stlye killings in the area (Picture: Solent News)

The murders are the lastest ina series on satanic-stlye killings in the area (Picture: Solent News)

The string of sinister attacks have been linked to Satanism – as previously sheep have had pentagrams daubed on their bodies after being massacred.

The latest attacks happened in Cadnam – the same village where a sheep was stabbed to death in 2020 and left lying next to a cross and broken pitchfork.

Cadnam farmers Andrew and Sarah Parry-Norton today revealed on Thursday morning that six of their animals had been targeted.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/10/sheep-brutally-mutilated-killed-satanic-ritual-20813617/

a) They aren’t “murders.”

b) Deciphering the convoluted text suggests that the image of the dead sheep with the pentagram is from a previous incident, not the current one.

c) What we have today is some sick…individual…who has injured six sheep, four of which have died or had to be destroyed. Distasteful, but it’s unclear as to whether we have a serial sheep mutilator, or simply people who want to attack animals and “go where they can find sheep.”

maximus otter
 
Its a very fishy story to me.

Real animal sacrificers would not be so blatant.

Someone with a vendetta against that farmer? Farmers in general?

A group of some inclination wishing to get a rival blamed?

Or are these oversimplifications?
 
Its a very fishy story to me.

Real animal sacrificers would not be so blatant.

Someone with a vendetta against that farmer? Farmers in general?

A group of some inclination wishing to get a rival blamed?

Or are these oversimplifications?

A farmer with a grudge against other farmers?
 
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