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Weird Personal Names

A friend's stepfather is a Wayne Kerr. He goes by his middle name, unsurprisingly.

I used to work in the central office of a very dull government department, and part of my job was sorting and filing notifications of name changes that came through so that they could be sent off to the appropriate regional offices. There were some excellent ones, both changing to and changing from, but unfortunately I didn't write them down and so I've forgotten them.

I do remember a Stacey Stacey, or similar. Also quite a lot of people changing their names away from foreign names which sound amusing to English-speaking ears, such as Anal and Wannaporn.

There's a musician named Dandilion Wind Opaine. While the Dandilion part is obvious, it was a while before I realised her hippy parents had given her a middle name which, when paired with her surname, sounded like windowpane. :roll:
 
nogoodnik said:
I do remember a Stacey Stacey, or similar.

She wasn't Tracy Tracy from indie rockers The Primitives, was she?
 
I volunteered for a local charity over Christmas and met another volunteer named Gin Hussey :lol:
 
along with any that looked made-up.

that'll be most of them now :lol:

a former colleague who used to be a hotel receptionist reckoned she once had to tannoy for a guy called Sheik Shackey-Shake (i am guessing at the spelling of that).
 
I have a pilot called Pascale Noël in my database...

I think that's borderline mental cruelty, doing that to your kid...
 
Alytha1 said:
I have a pilot called Pascale Noël in my database...

I think that's borderline mental cruelty, doing that to your kid...

Ris?

In other words I am a bit simple and I don't get it.
 
liveinabin1 said:
Alytha1 said:
I have a pilot called Pascale Noël in my database...
Ris?

In other words I am a bit simple and I don't get it.
Pascal = Easter, Noel = Christmas.

Yep, definitely a daft name!
 
rynner2 said:
liveinabin1 said:
Alytha1 said:
I have a pilot called Pascale Noël in my database...
Ris?

In other words I am a bit simple and I don't get it.
Pascal = Easter, Noel = Christmas.

Yep, definitely a daft name!

I never knew that Pascal had anything to do with Easter.
 
liveinabin1 said:
rynner2 said:
liveinabin1 said:
Alytha1 said:
I have a pilot called Pascale Noël in my database...
Ris?

In other words I am a bit simple and I don't get it.
Pascal = Easter, Noel = Christmas.

Yep, definitely a daft name!

I never knew that Pascal had anything to do with Easter.

It's a derivation of Paschal, which is the moon used to work out when Easter is.
 
Cultjunky said:
It's a derivation of Paschal, which is the moon used to work out when Easter is.
Yep.

Easter is the first Sunday after the first Full Moon after the Spring Equinox.
 
I've posted somewhere on this MB before that I have an ordinary yet uncommon surname. Until today, I thought there were only two of us in Cornwall, but an item in a local news story led me to think that there's now a third one.

However, on checking the latest local phonebook, and double-checking online, it now appears that I'm the only one in Cornwall! So any others have either died or are ex-directory!

rynner, the one and only! 8)
 
About a Samoan boy... named Wales
Page last updated at 13:31 GMT, Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:31 UK
BBC Sport Wales

Rugby World Cup Pool D: Wales v SamoaVenue: Waikato Stadium, Hamilton Date: Sunday, 18 September Kick-off: 0430 BST

Brooklyn Beckham move over, and eat your heart out anyone who has been given the name of an entire sports team.
When it comes to names linked to anything to do with sport, a boy born in Samoa must surely take the prize, the glory and biscuit.

The birth, however, of Wales Manu Samoa 9-34 Moamoa Gale will bring back painful memories for the Welsh team that toured the South Pacific in 1994 and who took on Samoa in the trip's last Test.
It included such luminaries as former world record points-scorer Neil Jenkins, one-time most-capped Welsh forward Gareth Llewellyn, wing legend Ieuan Evans and number eight great Scott Quinnell.

Among the massed ranks of Samoa were Brian Lima, who would go on to play in a record five World Cups, inspirational prop Peter Fatialofa, Leicester favourite Fereti Tuilagi and outstanding flanker Pat Lam.

If the Samoans' bruising tackling was not enough, the Welsh also had to deal with temperatures over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
Small wonder then that scrum-half Rupert Moon's tireless approach ended in him collapsing with heat exhaustion at the end of the game.
And at one point fly-half Jenkins gathered the ball and was so disorientated by the conditions that he ran towards his own posts.

Samoa created another slice of their own rugby history that day at Moamoa field, winning 34-9.

But while the game was under way on the main island of Upolu, in a small village called Sapapalii on the second island of Savai'i that boy with the special name was born into a rugby-loving family.
His grandmother, Sia Gale, takes up the story: "While we were cheering the Manu v Wales at Moamoa field, my [late] daughter-in-law (Talaleu Papalii) gave birth to a boy.
"My son (Kirk Faatupuloto Gale) called us and relayed the good news after the game, so I automatically told him to name my first grandson after the Manu Samoa v Wales game.
"So my grandson's name is Wales Manu Samoa 9-34 Moamoa Gale. 8)
"It is a historical event because the game was being held at Moamoa field while Apia Park was upgraded after being damaged by the Ofa and Valelia cyclones of 1991."

Now 17 years old and studying science at the National University of Samoa with the hope of going on to win a scholarship abroad, Wales is proud of his name.
That pride comes from the family's belief that Wales is the only Samoan to bear the moniker of a historic rugby victory, even if one of Wales' players that day in 1994, lock Llewellyn, is familiar with some islander-naming traditions.

Llewellyn said: "I've heard a story about a guy, who played his first game for Samoa against Bridgend and while he was away on tour his first son was born so he named him Bridgend.
"So it's obviously a very Samoan thing to do." :)

Sia explains why Wales' christian names are not Manu Samoa: "Manusamoa is a title from a village in Upolu, so I put Wales first and then Manu Samoa."

But Wales Manu Samoa 9-34 Moamoa Gale may have a dilemma when the two nations meet in the World Cup in Hamilton on 18 September.
The boy Wales supports Wales most of the time, according to his grandmother, who wrote: "I can't see any rugby blood in him, but he loves watching and cheering a Wales game."

But with five brothers, and a father who helped build their village's own rugby pitch while he was growing up, it would be understandable if on this occasion Wales backs his homeland.
He has another reason to do so - Wales' father Kirk once coached Manaia Salave'a, an as-yet uncapped Narbonne flanker in the Samoa World Cup squad who is hoping to rattle Welsh bones once more in Hamilton.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_u ... 842946.stm
 
I just went to visit a neighbour in hospital, his consultant is called Dr Wanklyn.

One wonders if the Carry On films would have got away with that one. :lol:
 
Years ago, in another life really, I worked for a small company that (on the side) owned a few flats and rented them out. I quite enjoyed being responsible for the letting duties as it was a distraction to the boredom of my job. One day I went out to a little village where one of the flats was and met a prospective tenant to show her round. "Hello" I said, and gave her my name. She replied with her own name. "Shelley Struggles".

Now, to this day I don't know why I find this name so interesting. Everytime she had to give her name for the contract etc the immature part of my brain screamed "...does she!?"

It got me thinking about names that are actually phrases. When I got back to the office I told everyone about this, they laughed a bit and then went quiet. I realised they were all looking at one of the admin girls, who had gone a deep red colour. Her name....Sophie Rogers. :D
 
linesmachine said:
She replied with her own name. "Shelley Struggles".

Now, to this day I don't know why I find this name so interesting. Everytime she had to give her name for the contract etc the immature part of my brain screamed "...does she!?"

Bet that was what they wrote on her school report... :lol:
 
There was a woman who wrote into Stuart Maconie's radio show today called Tanya Sweet-Hyde. He thought it was a wind-up until she sent a copy of her birth certificate.
 
"Daemon" a Devilish First Name Says the Court

Inspired by the TV series Vampire Diaries, a French family chose to name their baby boy Daemon. The family has since been taken to court under a contested French law that protests children against “detrimental first names.”

The Défontaine parents must wait until December 15 to find out the name of their baby son, who was born November 3, reports the newspaper La Voix du Nord.

The couple decided to name their newborn Daemon in reference to their favorite TV series, Vampire Diaries, without realizing that the choice could be judged “against the child’s interests“ by the court. Daemon means “demon“ in Latin.

Article 57 of the Civil Code says that “when the first name seems to be contrary to the interest of the child, an officer of the state should bring it to the attention of a state prosecutor without delay. In turn, the prosecutor can alert a judge of family affairs.”

If he or she deems the child's name a problem, the judge can order the name to be removed from the records. The judge is then free to choose another first name for the child.

Over the years, this law has come under attack multiple times. In 2000, for example, there was a scandal when a child was named Mégane Renaud, which is wordplay on a French car make and model. Other complaints, however, have come from families who want to give their child a traditional name from a non-French-speaking culture.

For now, the parents of little Daemon—who may indeed be a little devil— can’t bring themselves to change their son’s name. The struggle seems even more ridiculous because their local priest has already assured the family that the name will not pose a problem for their child’s baptism.
http://plus.lefigaro.fr/note/daemon-is- ... 202-617121
 
Low-life names are a bit of a mystery to me. We have lived through such a spasm of Kylies that a whole generation will come to think of it as a name their grannies have.

I have heard it said that no one was Gary before Gary Cooper made it popular.

The glitter has rubbed off that one in the last decades.

Yet we did not have a rash of Elvises - in the UK at least.

All sorts of pop-names do not lead to naming-fests. Never met an Engelbert yet! :)

The GaGas may, of course, be on their way. They almost name themselves!

Edit: EEEK! Greengrocer's apostrophe removed from Kylies, hopefully in time.

Edit2: Shouldn't that be Greengrocers'?

Edit3: Speaking as a greengrocer, I wish to register a complant . . .

Edit4: Depart superfluous "all" in line 2!

Edit 15th December: Glitter line added.
 
JamesWhitehead said:
Low-life names are a bit of a mystery to me. We have lived through such a spasm of Kylies that a whole generation will come to think of it as a name their grannies have.

I have heard it said that no one was Gary before Gary Cooper made it popular.

Yet we did not have a rash of Elvises - in the UK at least.

All sorts of pop-names do not lead to naming-fests. Never met an Engelbert yet! :)

Edit: EEEK! Greengrocer's apostrophe removed from Kylies, hopefully in time.

Edit2: Shouldn't that be Greengrocers'?

Edit3: Speaking as a greengrocer, I wish to register a complant . . .

Edit4: Depart superfluous "all" in line 2!

It's a fair point.

I remember my sister getting worked up because she'd noticed a rash of Pocahontases listed in the births section of the local paper (The Dundee Courier) Needless to say that it was just after the Disney film.

Also, needles to say, I was blissfully unaware of this phenomenon, but what really sparked her off was that one week, they listed two new Pocahontases; one female and one male! :shock:

I hope to god it was a misprint!

But a further point she raised is worth considering. Pocahontas is a pretty cumbersome name. What the hell do you shorten it to?

Answers on a postcard...
 
This name would be worthy of notice as 'odd' anyway, but it's particularly striking in the context of the story ... :twisted:

Mother of six trades in $96k house for used minivan

A mother living in Detroit has traded in her four-bedroom home for a 2006 minivan.
LaWanda Flake, a 36-year-old, disabled mother of six traded in her four-bedroom, three-bath house, located in one of the city's better neighborhoods and valued at $96,000 for a 2006 Chevrolet Uplander with 85,000 miles, valued at between $5000 and $8,500. ...

SOURCE: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mo ... 24777.html
 
I posted this story in full in Coincidences
http://www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewt ... 31#1163431
but part of it bears repeating here:

The collapse of a gangplank on HMS Belfast was being investigated by "The incident commander from the London Fire Brigade [] Station Manager Lee Drawbridge..." 8)

(An unusual name - there's not a single Drawbridge in my local phone book.)
 
There was a Frenchman mentioned in the newspaper today called Franck Bastard. Presumably he goes around telling people exactly what he thinks of them to hurt their feelings. He's on Twitter, incidentally.
 
sherbetbizarre said:
"Daemon" a Devilish First Name Says the Court

Inspired by the TV series Vampire Diaries, a French family chose to name their baby boy Daemon. The family has since been taken to court under a contested French law that protests children against “detrimental first names.”

The Défontaine parents must wait until December 15 to find out the name of their baby son, who was born November 3, reports the newspaper La Voix du Nord.

The couple decided to name their newborn Daemon in reference to their favorite TV series, Vampire Diaries, without realizing that the choice could be judged “against the child’s interests“ by the court. Daemon means “demon“ in Latin.

Article 57 of the Civil Code says that “when the first name seems to be contrary to the interest of the child, an officer of the state should bring it to the attention of a state prosecutor without delay. In turn, the prosecutor can alert a judge of family affairs.”

If he or she deems the child's name a problem, the judge can order the name to be removed from the records. The judge is then free to choose another first name for the child.

Over the years, this law has come under attack multiple times. In 2000, for example, there was a scandal when a child was named Mégane Renaud, which is wordplay on a French car make and model. Other complaints, however, have come from families who want to give their child a traditional name from a non-French-speaking culture.

For now, the parents of little Daemon—who may indeed be a little devil— can’t bring themselves to change their son’s name. The struggle seems even more ridiculous because their local priest has already assured the family that the name will not pose a problem for their child’s baptism.
http://plus.lefigaro.fr/note/daemon-is- ... 202-617121

I was very nearly named Daemon when I was born!
 
Daemon means “demon“ in Latin.

And this year's winner of the 'No Sh*t sherlock' award goes to the idiot who wrote this article.

And of course idiot means 'idiot' in French.

Interestingly my other half is named after a character from Dark Shadows.
 
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