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Justified & Ancient
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That is a terrible post from Yithian! I'm thinking of asking one of the other mods to pullet.
Not to take away from the gravity (or the depravity) of the situation, but there is an old black & white picture doing the rounds somewhere in the ether of the Internet of a similar situation but with deadly consequences.
I recall the scenario (correct me if I'm wrong) being of a Mexican gentleman having his way with a chicken, then somehow being killed by a falling boulder mid coitus, his body being found with the dead chicken still attached and his pants down around his ankles.
In the description above, you have enough relevant search terms to go looking for the image yourselves.
I'm reminded of what my Dad always said about Errol Flynn's last moments on earth... that he was so randy that he didn't even take off his socks!Not to take away from the gravity (or the depravity) of the situation, but there is an old black & white picture doing the rounds somewhere in the ether of the Internet of a similar situation but with deadly consequences.
I recall the scenario (correct me if I'm wrong) being of a Mexican gentleman having his way with a chicken, then somehow being killed by a falling boulder mid coitus, his body being found with the dead chicken still attached and his pants down around his ankles.
In the description above, you have enough relevant search terms to go looking for the image yourselves.
Sex with tractors? I can tell you this, having on several occasions spent time lying under tractors,
usually in 3 or 4 inches of mud, with my head on a cow pat in the pouring rain with half a gearbox
on my chest, and a mix of water and hydraulic oil running down my arms with some old sod moaning
about how long it was taking and what the cost would be, I personally did not find it in the least bit
arousing's.
Sex with tractors? I can tell you this, having on several occasions spent time lying under tractors,
usually in 3 or 4 inches of mud, with my head on a cow pat in the pouring rain with half a gearbox
on my chest, and a mix of water and hydraulic oil running down my arms with some old sod moaning
about how long it was taking and what the cost would be, I personally did not find it in the least bit
arousing's.
Only works if you’re hungry...But.. Massey Fergusons, man - green ones.. They have impressive big ends as well..
But.. Massey Fergusons, man - green ones.. They have impressive big ends as well..
If you are realy going for it there is the massive p.t.o. shaft to connect to.....Years ago, there was a persistent advertiser who was looking for men who drove or "might drive" tractors. I forget where I saw these ads - maybe online, maybe before that, in the period when free ads were a big thing, as newspapers and magazines struggled to attract advertisers by dangling freebies. Maybe it was in Loot, or some similar publication.
The ad. was repeated over and over again, which is why it stuck in my mind. I guess it's a lonely life ogling those massive, manly, indented tyres, those perky, exposed seats, those oh, oh, oh . . .
The constant focus on the guy's pelvis and butt is amazing.There is probably a tractor film like this one for muscle cars out there... somewhere...
The constant focus on the guy's pelvis and butt is amazing.
It's a Kenneth Anger film, he was odd, liked guys and was odd.
Oh, I forgot to mention, he was also quite odd.
Was? Is. He's still alive.It's a Kenneth Anger film, he was odd, liked guys and was odd.
Oh, I forgot to mention, he was also quite odd.
You forced me to watch it. I didn't really notice that. I definitely noticed the vagina chairs though.The constant focus on the guy's pelvis and butt is amazing.
Anyway, when it comes to tractors (no pun intended) give me a Hoyt- Clagwell.
It's a Kenneth Anger film, he was odd, liked guys and was odd.
Oh, I forgot to mention, he was also quite odd.
Min, I begin to wonder about myself when I notice a concentration on a young man's pelvis but not vagina chairs. Thank you for kickstarting my questioning journey.You forced me to watch it. I didn't really notice that. I definitely noticed the vagina chairs though.
Tolstoy was obsessed with sex
So you don't like tractors any more?
But.. Massey Fergusons, man - green ones.. They have impressive big ends as well..
Are there other links for that than Breitbart? Not giving them a click.Sorry for the Breitbart:
A mother in Florida is fighting back after she discovered that a likeness of her daughter had been used as a model for a sex toy advertised for sale online. A woman only identified as “Terri” said she saw the sex toy, described as “a high quality sexy dolly live dolls for men” for sale for $559 on Amazon and other websites.
Are there other links for that than Breitbart? Not giving them a click.
First thing I noticed was the initials KKK for the film ttle. Disturbing, as those 3 letters can only hint at one thing.The constant focus on the guy's pelvis and butt is amazing.
Anyway, when it comes to tractors (no pun intended) give me a Hoyt- Clagwell.