David Plankton
I AM HIM.
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Burton/Depp's Ed Wood is a masterpiece, one of the best movies about the tragedy of following your dreams ever made. And it's really funny. Don't know if I'll be able to watch it again after last week's news. Black Mass was OK, but Depp playing a real life villain was more acceptable before... well.
It's a masterpiece in that it's what he (Burton) will be remembered for and not the nine or ten other stinkers that clog up his cv. Slightly ironic that, given what everyone remembers Ed Wood for. I just don't get his particular brand of weirdness and when he teams up with Depp the results are more often that not plain awful.
Anyway, worthy as they are, Burton and Depp shouldn't have the monopoly on crap films*. I've just had a look on IMDB and saw that there were two sequels to The Matrix brought out in the same year, 2003. I'm guessing that it's Reloaded that I went to see at the cinema and walked out of after about an hour because it seemed like the scriptwriters were having a competition to see who could write the most ludicrous guff ever to come out of an actor's mouth.
Here's a sample from the above site:
Merovingian: I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculer ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
*In my opinion