Mythopoeika
I am a meat popsicle
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If I was a woman, I wouldn't trust that stuff near my 'bits'.
And if a randy fellah puts his 'bits' in her 'bits' then he's likely to get bits all over his 'bits'.If I was a woman, I wouldn't trust that stuff near my 'bits'.
What if the couple were using that for anal sex?. The recipient/s would be doing glittery poo's afterwards.Let me think, do I want a mixture of grated aluminium and plastic up my bajingo?
I'll get back to you.
Glitter up the shitter..What if the couple were using that for anal sex?. The recipient/s would be doing glittery poo's afterwards.
Well ... on a serious note ... the wife of my late father (he was a gastroenterologist) told me that while experimenting in his younger years, he let his patients swallow those coloured plastic pellets, so that he could time their digestive process ... they were indigestible and easily visible in the excrementsWhat if the couple were using that for anal sex?. The recipient/s would be doing glittery poo's afterwards.
^thisLet me think, do I want a mixture of grated aluminium and plastic up my bajingo?
I'll get back to you.
^thisNever mind anything else, I'm not getting glitter in my M&S unmentionables - imagine if I were run over by a bus!
Remember the story about the woman who's preparing for a gynaecology visit and sprays her wahoosit with perfume?Never mind anything else, I'm not getting glitter in my M&S unmentionables - imagine if I were run over by a bus!
Sweetcorn is good for this too.Well ... on a serious note ... the wife of my late father (he was a gastroenterologist) told me that while experimenting in his younger years, he let his patients swallow those coloured plastic pellets, so that he could time their digestive process ... they were indigestible and easily visible in the excrements
It can be rinsed off and re-used.Sweetcorn is good for this too.
What if the couple were using that for anal sex?. The recipient/s would be doing glittery poo's afterwards.
Named after a politician? How odd.Also glittery Santorum.
I've just had to look up what santorum means and I'm glad I did ..Sweetcorn is good for this too.
It's certainly a recognised phenomenon, with widespread reports of it being experienced, even though there may be no scientific evidence to support it. How Fortean is that?Self-styled "Good Guys" complain about women being attracted to "Bad Guys". "Bad Guys" never complain about women being attracted to "Good Guys". There's a lesson there, darned if I know what it is.
Weren't you once married to someone who was a mixture of grated aluminium and plastic?Let me think, do I want a mixture of grated aluminium and plastic up my bajingo?
I'll get back to you.
You can name anything unpleasant, and escargot would claim to have been 'married to that'.Weren't you once married to someone who was a mixture of grated aluminium and plastic?
Hopefully his ears have burned off by now.You can name anything unpleasant, and escargot would claim to have been 'married to that'.
Strictly speaking, it's not 'that' but rather 'THAT' (The Husband Ante Techy).You can name anything unpleasant, and escargot would claim to have been 'married to that'.
Another word I had to look up. Now I feel a bit queasy.Also glittery Santorum.
sustainable, biodegradable and vegan pigment and glitter
Researchers from the University of Cambridge have found a way to make sustainable, non-toxic, vegan and biodegradable glitter from cellulose – the main building block of cell walls in plants, fruits and vegetables – that is just as sparkly as the original.
The glitter is made from cellulose nanocrystals, which can bend light in such a way to create vivid colours through a process called structural colour.
For all those researchers who’ve spent their lives trying to make the world a better place.
I've just had to look up what santorum means and I'm glad I did ..
I heard a FOF tale once where a lad and his girlfriend were 69ing each other. He was about to climax but he realised he'd have to keep in a fart .. but if he knew that if he relaxed enough to climax, he'd fart at the same time. He decided to risk it, climaxed and luckily the fart didn't smell or make a sound so he'd got away with it ..
She asked him to kiss her, he turned around to do that and there was a bit of sweetcorn on her cheek.
I said "Shit .. what did he do?" "He just flicked it off like this." then my mate mimed this romantic cheek stroke to kiss action.
Just the ears would be a disappointment.Hopefully his ears have burned off by now.
Nah, the newer boyfriend there is obsessive. She doesn't say she likes that, it's other people telling her she's lucky.Here's a song by the wonderful Patsy Cline, recorded live 1962. The gist of the song is, "This bloke I'm going out with is perfect in every way and does all the things I used to complain that you never did, but I prefer you, even though you're a bad 'un."