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$1 Million Prize For First Extraterrestrial Home Loan

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CONTACT:
Wayne R. Goldman
LoanPros.com
Toll Free: (866) 386-LEND (5363)
Phone: (714) 840-0420
Fax: (714) 840-0411
[email protected]
www.loanpros.com

LoanPros.com is giving a $1 Million Prize for 1st Extraterrestrial Home Loan.

Huntington Beach, CA. 2005. In a place where reality meets science fiction LoanPros.com is offering a new $1 Million Prize Promotion for the 1st Extraterrestrial home loan. After the ABC News documentary "The UFO Phenomenon -- Seeing Is Believing," hosted by Peter Jennings on Feb. 25. the idea started to germinate in the head of LoanPros.com president Wayne R Goldman.

LoanPros.com is offering a $1 million prize to the first person who can bring in a certified extraterrestrial being for a home loan.

When asked why LoanPros.com would make such an outrageous offer, company president Wayne R. Goldman said, "We believe the existence of extraterrestrials is real and we want to do whatever we can to promote government disclosure, but it's also a good promotional idea. The prize is real and we will stand behind it, if someone does actually bring in an Alien to us, and we don't mean someone from another country.

"As far as what qualifies as a real extraterrestrial is subject to our interpretation, and criteria. There would have to be some signs that this person is a real extraterrestrial, a clear difference in the physiological make up, oh and the alien must be able to sign its name on the new home loan.

"If the person meets those standards then the person bringing in the extraterrestrial would indeed receive a $1 million prize from us ".

LoanPros.com is a highly successful mortgage company located in Huntington Beach, CA. LoanPros.com has been in business for 3 years with assets of over $20 million. "Wayne R Goldman says we don't know if there is anything to these UFO phenomena, but we are willing to put up a million dollars to find out."

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Source: http://loanpros.com/prize_f.html
 
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