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Ageing & Growing Old

Are you growing older?

  • Yes, I am

    Votes: 82 61.7%
  • No, I'm getting younger

    Votes: 28 21.1%
  • Sorry, I don't understand the question

    Votes: 16 12.0%
  • I'm a Mod; I think adding silly polls to chat threads is pointless

    Votes: 7 5.3%

  • Total voters
    133
In a pub at lunchtime, and someone brought in a slobbery old dog, which went round the bar making friends with the customers.

One woman pushed it away, saying "Get away! You're too soft!"

And an old fart at the bar piped up:
"Where have I heard that before?"

:D
 
Well Rynner.....a future trade in under the counter viagra awaits :lol:

Edit: in light of recent misunderstandings...the above is a joke
 
disgruntledgoth said:
Just to wind up the oldies, IT'S TWO MONTHS UNTIL I'M 18, WOO HOO!

When you get older you'll understand that that phrase inspires nothing but pity.
 
Just a note to the youth...you've still got to go through massive heartbreak, university, ID checks at pubs and clubs, spots, social awkwardness, getting a job (and starting down low), and, if a male between 16-24, are more likely to be subject to violence and crime more than anyother group. On a happier note :lol: in a few years you'll be able to offer the same moans, whines and smart ass comments in return. :lol:
 
Just to wind up the oldies, IT'S TWO MONTHS UNTIL I'M 18, WOO HOO!

All i really remember about being 18 was having to do my drinking in cold and damp places (though mind you some summer nights it was good crack. I'm only 33 now (not old by any stretch but old enough to see the time starting to slip away faster and faster) and if i could go back to being any age it certainly wouldn't be 17, 18.
 
There is an interesting area of psychological research that deals with the above. It seems that as people age, and are asked what age theywould prefer to be, most answer to within a few years of their own current age. Although, mentally, I feel very young (hurrah), I really wouldn't want to be a teen again.
 
I work with a girl who-:

a) Thinks her Dad is embarrassing because he likes the Smiths

b) Refused to believe there was ever such a thing as a 'pound note', until we managed to google a pic for her.

:(

Oh, and... I realised whilst shopping on Saturday that my main criteria for clothing is no longer 'how cool is that?', but 'Ooooh, that looks comfy!'.

Tragic. :roll:

Who was it that said 'growing old is like being locked up for a crime you didn't commit'? Whoever it was; I'm with them....
 
I saw a kid's cv today -1989. I maintained a stiff upper lip and have refused booze.
 
Well, I thought this old boy would have appeared somewhere on the board by now, so let's give him another 15 minutes of fame here:
OAP gives away £3.5m lottery win

A war veteran who won £3.5m on the lottery two months ago has given away his fortune.
Bob Bradley, 83, made donations to children's charities, and spent the rest on his family and friends.

Mr Bradley, from Llanelli, said: "I haven't kept any money myself. I can just give my family all they ever wanted."

Gifts included a £70,000 Mercedes car for his son Barry, 58, and a pet rabbit for his great-granddaughter.

"I have had my life more or less, so this win is for their benefit."

Mr Bradley, who took part in the D-Day landings, became the third oldest lottery millionaire after scooping £3,570,000 on his 83rd birthday in March.

As well as the Mercedes, he has given his 16-year-old great-grandson a £25,000 motor home to transport his motocross bikes to races.

His 14-year-old great-granddaughter's only wish was an £8.50 pet rabbit.

Mr Bradley retired as a machine operator at the former Fishers car components plant in Llanelli, in the 1980s. He was widowed two years ago.

He is leaving his council home in Llanelli - but only to move in to the £500,000 five-bedroom home he bought for his grandson.

'Lovely and generous'

Mr Bradley, who was injured by a mortar bomb in World War II, said: "I want nothing for myself but everything for my family.

"I want to make sure their dreams come true. This win means my family will never have to worry about money - I'll set them all up with what they want and just enjoy doing that."

He said the joy of winning came from watching his family enjoy themselves.

"I already feel like I had won the jackpot before it happened," he said. "I had got good health and a wonderful family. No amount of money can buy that."

He has also invested cash in an expansion of the hair salon which his grandson Chris Bradley, 35, runs with his wife Geraldine, 36.

Geraldine Bradley said: "He has given generously to make sure the family is set up for life and the rest of the money has gone to charities.

"He's got a big heart and we all love him dearly. He is such a lovely and generous man and was determined to look after his charities."

Mr Bradley has also donated a huge proportion of his lottery win to children's charities worldwide.

He will not confirm which charities benefited but Oxfam and Save the Children are understood to have received donations.

Mr Bradley said he still plays the lottery once a week "to see if I can get some small change".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5004308.stm
(He's clearly grown old in luckier circumstances than me, the jammy sod!)
 
Well, here's an odd one:
Sex-change woman wins human rights pension case
By Times Online and PA

A woman who was told she would have to wait until the age of 65 to collect her pension because she used to be a man had her human rights breached, a European court ruled today.

Linda Grant, 68, from St Albans, was awarded £1,100 in damages and £19,000 in costs by the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg. The judges said the Government's refusal to recognise her female status and give her a pension from the age of 60, when women in the UK are entitled to collect it, violated her "right to respect for private and family life" enshrined in European human rights legislation.

Ms Grant lived as a man until the age of 24, serving in the army for three years and than working as a police officer. After her sex change surgery her birth certificate continued to describe her

as male, even although she was identified as a woman on her National Insurance card. She also paid National Insurance contributions at the female rate until the difference in rates between men and women was abolished in 1975.

She applied for a State pension from her 60th birthday, but was told she would have to wait until 65, the pensionable age for men, because the decision was governed by gender details on the birth certificate.

Her appeal was turned down, but she demanded that her case be reopened when the human rights judges backed a similar case brought in 2002 by Christine Goodwin.

Ms Grant was issued with a gender recognition certificate last year, under the Government's new Gender Recognition Act, which gave legal recognition to "acquired gender" for social security benefits and pension rights.

Today the Human Rights judges praised the Government’s "laudable" speed in drafting and passing new gender recognition legislation in the wake of the Goodwin verdict. But they added: "It is not the case that that process [changing the law] could be regarded as in any way suspending the applicant’s victim status."

Ms Grant’s "victim status" only came to an end when the new legislation came into force, but there had been no justification for failing to recognise her sex-change situation from the moment of the Goodwin judgment they said.

Today’s verdict follows a ruling in the separate EU court, the European Court of Justice, which declared earlier this month that the Government’s refusal to give a woman who had had a sex change a pension at the age of 60 was illegal under EU equality laws. That judgment said the right not to be discriminated against on grounds of sex was one of the fundamental human rights the EU court, as well as the Human

Rights Court, had a duty to uphold. And that included discrimination arising from "gender reassignment".

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 89,00.html
Bugger! If I had a sex change, I could take my pension now! ;)
 
Elderly should be tested for fitness to drive, say insurers
By Ben Webster, Transport Correspondent

DRIVERS aged 70 and older are three times as likely to be killed or seriously injured in a road crash as those aged between 40 and 65, according to an insurance industry report that calls for tougher restrictions on elderly motorists.
The casualty rate remains steady for drivers in their forties, fifties and early sixties, but starts to rise sharply once they reach 65.

The Association of British Insurers studied police crash reports and found that nine drivers aged 70 and over were killed or seriously injured for every 100 million miles driven by that age group. That compares with three deaths or serious injuries among drivers aged 40 to 65.

Elderly drivers have slightly more crashes per mile than middle-aged drivers and tend to be more frail and less likely to recover from injuries. They are also more likely to be in cars hit from the side at high speed at junctions.

The association studied thousands of insurance claims and found that elderly drivers tended to have poorer judgment when pulling out at junctions and roundabouts, and were more likely to have crashes involving several vehicles.

In a report to be presented at a road-safety seminar today, the association urges the Government to identify “unfit drivers” promptly and revoke their licences. It wants the DVLA to hasten the introduction of cognitive tests and eye examinations for elderly drivers, who can carry on driving indefinitely simply by filling out a self-assessment form declaring themselves fit to drive.

The association argues that safe elderly drivers are being penalised with high insurance premiums because there is no effective way of weeding out those whose fading faculties have made them dangerous.

Justin Jacobs, its head of motor insurance, said that insurers, who typically raise premiums by £100 for drivers aged 70 and over, would offer cheaper rates if elderly people were subject to more rigorous tests.

The proportion of people aged over 70 with a licence has risen from 15 per cent in 1975 to 47 per cent in 2004. The association estimates that a quarter of all drivers will be over 70 by 2050, up from 9 per cent today. It wants local authorities to spend more on telling elderly people about public transport options available to them.

Since April, anyone aged 60 or over has been eligible for a free bus pass for local buses. From 2008, they will get free bus travel across Britain. The association acknowledged that bus passes were of use only to those who lived near a stop with a regular service.

Research commissioned by the DVLA found widespread abuse of the self-certification system for drivers aged 70 and over. Only 10 per cent of people with notifiable conditions were admitting to them.

STILL LICENSED

Joan Gordon, 86, was allowed to keep her licence after causing vehicles to swerve out of her path as she drove the wrong way down the A1 near Alnwick, in Northumberland. She told a court last week that she needed her licence to ferry other elderly people about and to visit her son in Surrey. She was fined £225 with eight penalty points


John Orr, 83, of Motherwell, became confused after leaving a motorway in May 2001 and drove the wrong way round a roundabout near Falkirk, narrowly missing a lorry. Mr Orr kept his licence but was given six penalty points and fined £75


Annie Dunlop, 76, damaged five cars, a bus and a camper van because she forgot her hearing aid and did not hear her engine revving. Mrs Dunlop, of Auchterarder, Perth and Kinross, told a court in 2002 that it was her first crash in almost 60 years of driving. When her car kept accelerating, she thought that she must be skidding. She was ordered to have a driving lesson to assess her ability

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 78,00.html
Sadly, if an elderly driver gets killed, he doesn't qualify for a Darwin Award (unlike a dead boy racer...)! ;)
 
Surely one of the benefits of age?...ooh...and getting away with being ruder too (heheheeh). ;)
 
rynner said:
Well, here's an odd one:
Sex-change woman wins human rights pension case
By Times Online and PA

A woman who was told she would have to wait until the age of 65 to collect her pension because she used to be a man had her human rights breached, a European court ruled today.

The idea of women getting their pension earlier than men is ridiculous anyway. We have a longer life expectancy - if anything it should be the other way around!
 
Damn right! :lol: With sex changes I suppose it does depend on their original body type. If they were born intersexual, but surgically altered to male (as young children) but are genetically female, or that there body type was more female, then I suppose they should be accorded all female rights (however stupid we find the sexist laws). If the sex change from male to female was a choice, then they should be accorded male rights re: pensions. I still don't know how I feel about situations involving imprisoning sex changes in accordance to their 'origina' gender role...questions questions...anyways....aging.....
 
It's Friday night, I don't have to be up tomorrow, I've got money in the bank and no ties. How did I choose to spend my Friday night? Gardening. And I loved it. I was singing to myself while I was weeding and I felt sorry for all the youngsters having to go out to pubs and clubs and get taxis home and all that hassle. I'll probably be asleep by the time they get to the first bar.

I love being old.
 
I've just come back from a 'youngster's' pub. I am a miserable old git. Enjoyment level = nil point. trite conversations etc. Gah. Perhaps next week's birthday is causing this...must monitor...
 
I heard this poem by W.B.Yeats on the radio this morning, and thought it encapsulated the whole mystery of life and death very neatly:

What Then?

His chosen comrades thought at school
He must grow a famous man;
He thought the same and lived by rule,
All his twenties crammed with toil;
`What then?' sang Plato's ghost. `What then?'

Everything he wrote was read,
After certain years he won
Sufficient money for his need,
Friends that have been friends indeed;
`What then?' sang Plato's ghost. `What then?'

All his happier dreams came true -
A small old house, wife, daughter, son,
Grounds where plum and cabbage grew,
Poets and Wits about him drew;
`What then?' sang Plato's ghost. `What then?'

`The work is done,' grown old he thought,
`According to my boyish plan;
Let the fools rage, I swerved in naught,
Something to perfection brought';
But louder sang that ghost, `What then?'
 
Rynner: too many posts on this thread old man! Carpe Diem & all that, no point in getting overly introspective.

And, for the record, is it pronounced RINNER (to rhyme with 'dinner'), or RYE-NER (to rhyme with... i dunno, 'timer' or something)?
 
I note that 8 people have replied 'i'm a mod...' to the poll, which seems unlikely at best.

(Mods for other boards perhaps or have Dark Detective, Schnor, and Niles Sneaked back?)
 
Perhaps they want to distinguish themselves from the Rockers.

So, yes, rynner, do you rhyme with dinner or diner? :lol:

Leaf(rhymes with nuffink)erne
 
theyithian said:
Rynner: too many posts on this thread old man! Carpe Diem & all that, no point in getting overly introspective.
I started this thread as an outlet for my experiences of being a gnarly old git. Other gnarly old gits (I know you're out there!) are welcome to post too, but seem rather shy...

As for introspection, it's what I do best! What you read on this message board is just the froth on top of my vast churning vat of deep cogitations and profound musings. 8)


(And rynner rhymes with dinner, not miner.)
 
Damn Rynner, I have to think of you in an entirely new way. I have always mentally mispronounced your name... :oops: Must be down to age or something :lol:
 
You know you're getting old when you find a gray hair in the mole on your arm. :(


:roll:
 
My left eyebrow has a stubborn blonde hair in it. It's BLONDE I tell you. BLONDE.
 
I'm too old in experience when I hear nothing new.
It ain't happened yet.
I'm old in temporal terms when no one understands me when I say 'temporal'.
I feel very old but I still breath so I'm getting older by the minute.
 
I've been going grey, and my hair receeding from the temples for ages. As I shave my head though, it's only really noticeable when my hair starts to grow back. Doesn't bother me.

If I grow a beard, though, it looks like I've got a badger clamped to my face. In fact, I let it grow a fair bit over Easter, and I ended up looking alarmingly like Alexei Sayle:
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Alexeivitch Sale is cool. Looking like him is not an insult. It's a priviledge.
 
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