Anal Magic

From this web post on the natural history of sex magic:
https://talkerofthetown.com/2016/05/05/a-natural-history-of-sex-magic-from-dr-eubie/

Poster Dr Eubie quotes from Hugh Urban about Crowley:
Crowley’s VIIIth degree unveiled… that masturbating on a sigil of a demon or meditating upon the image of a phallus would bring power or communication with a divine being. . . . The IXth degree was labeled heterosexual intercourse where the sexual secrets were sucked out of the vagina and when not consumed…put on a sigil to attract this or that demon to fulfill the pertinent wish. . . . In the XIth degree, the mostly homosexual degree, one identifies oneself with an ejaculating penis. The blood (or excrements) from anal intercourse attract the spirits/demons while the sperm keeps them alive.
 
From my earlier link:
https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/01/25/kappa-to-shirikodama-kappa-and-the-small-anus-ball/

There was an old Japanese woodcut art showing a kappa spelunking after some unfortunate soul's shirikodama. I'm including it here for folks who didn't visit that page, but I'll have it in the quotes so that it is not immediately see-able since it is pretty darn weird.
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That's got to be an onryu at the top right, possibly wondering when the human race is going to get around to inventing TV sets, so she can truly fulfil her purpose in non-life and get round to clocking up the largest number of human victims for the minimal possible effort expended.
 
The Japanese water monster the kappa will often challenge an unsuspecting human to a sumo match and easily overpower them with it’s magickal brawn. The defeated victim would have his bowles devoured after they were ripped from his anus. Animals would be killed by kappas in this way as well. Kappa was particualy fond of the shirikodama,a fabled ball said to be found near the anus. A kappa victim will usually have a destended anus and is known as a Gappadoko. Some victims, oddly, seemed to be smiling after their fatal, anal violation!
Aliens are kappa looking for shirikodama with all their anal probing. Or kappa are aliens.
 
Is this just an unusual body preservation method, or was there a magical element to it?
https://www.livescience.com/archaeo...nd-fabric-to-mummify-him-researchers-discover

18th-century monk's anus was stuffed with wood chips and fabric to mummify him, researchers discover​

While analyzing an 18th-century Austrian mummy, researchers discovered that the man died from tuberculosis and was preserved in a very unusual way: with wood chips, twigs and fabric packed into his abdomen through his anus.

The mummified body was located in a church crypt in St. Thomas am Blasenstein, a small village in Austria near the Danube River. Known locally as the "air-dried chaplain," the mummy was assumed to have been the preserved remains of a parish vicar named Franz Xaver Sidler von Rosenegg, who died in 1746.

Over the years, Sidler's body has been associated with various healing miracles. But his cause of death remained a mystery, heightened by an X-ray analysis in 2000 that suggested his mummy contained a poison capsule.
In a study published Friday (May 2) in the journal Frontiers in Medicine, researchers conducted a new analysis, using multiple techniques to quash rumors about Sidler's puzzling death. In the process, they discovered a remarkable embalming method missing from historical records.

"Our investigation uncovered that the excellent preservation status came from an unusual type of embalming, achieved by stuffing the abdomen through the rectal canal with wood chips, twigs and fabric, and the addition of zinc chloride for internal drying," study lead author Andreas Nerlich, a researcher at Ludwig-Maximilians University in Munich who specializes in mummy research, said in a statement. Following a macroscopic observation of the body, which revealed male external genitalia, the research team performed a CT scan of the mummy to identify the organs and other material inside the body. They also took samples of skin, tissue and dental enamel for chemical analyses, to establish when the man died, what he ate and whether he had been poisoned. After making a small incision in the chest wall, the team closely examined the foreign material found inside the body of the mummy. This material included mud, wood chips from spruce and fir trees, and branches from unidentified tree species. Intermingled in this mixture were swatches of hemp, flax and silk fabric, along with wooden buttons that presumably adorned the fabric. The round, hollow object that researchers previously believed was a poison capsule was extracted and found to be a glass bead from a rosary.
Historically, mummies have often been created by opening the body's abdominal wall, removing the organs, and inserting packing material. But in this case, the mummy's abdomen was intact, leading the researchers to conclude that his pelvis was packed via his anus, which they found to be somewhat enlarged.

Based on the radiocarbon date from the mummy's skin, the age at death determined from the skeleton, and historical records, the researchers concluded that the mummy could indeed be positively identified as Franz Xaver Sidler, who died in St. Thomas in 1746 at only 37 years old. Because most people at that time were not mummified, however, it is still unclear why Sidler merited this treatment.

"We have some written evidence that cadavers were 'prepared' for transport or elongated laying-out of the dead," Nerlich said. "Possibly, the vicar was planned for transportation to his home abbey, which might have failed for unknown reasons."
 
Over the years, Sidler's body has been associated with various healing miracles

Maybe his body was preserved, perhaps as an 'incorruptible', in hopes of donations due to supposed miracles?
It's a miracle that anyone can be preserved by shoving stuff up their arses.

I thought that was the preserve of the living. Well, for some at least.

I can imagine one gay man to another saying 'I'm about to preserve you'.
 
I can think of a couple of examples. The classic one is of course the 'osculum obscenum' : witches would greet their master the Devil by kissing him on the anus, as in the well known woodcut:

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I seem to remember reading somewhere that witch's Flying Ointment could also be administered as a suppository. Wikipedia suggests that the ingredients would be best absorbed through a mucous membrane, so direct administration to the vulva was popular. But the anus would work just as well.
I read in a history book years ago that there's two insults derived from this (kissing the devil's anus). The first is "Kiss my ass/arse" and the second insult being describing someone as being 'two faced' because some people believed the devil had a second face on his anus so a two faced person was devilish.
 
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I read in a history book years ago that there's two insults derived from this (kissing the devil's anus). The first is "Kiss my ass/arse" and the second insult being describing someone as being 'two faced' because some people believed the devil had a second face on his anus so a two faced person was devilish.
That is interesting! Could they have been stuffing up the unfortunate monk through his back door precisely because they thought it would ensure Satan could not possess or corrupt his body with a secondary devil face on his hole?
 
And goes some way to explaining the look on his face.

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I have been laughing about this comment so much!

In other news, I found a deeper look in terms of booty magic, connecting the kiss of a frog as being from a similar line of degradation of smooching devil anus:
https://www.bizzarrobazar.com/en/2022/04/30/il-bacio-eretico-eros-e-oscenita-nel-sabba/

The whole article is worth reading (some great old art depicting the Sir Mix A Lots of magic), but here are some choice snips:
In medieval literature we find a disgusting kiss, with which the fearless knight brings back to human shape the beautiful princess turned into a dragon or a snake: it is the fier basier, which in folklore is linked, with reversed roles and genders, to the fairy tale of the Frog Prince collected and made famous by the brothers Grimm. In these stories, the kiss is a heroic act, which overcomes the disgust aroused by the contact with a slimy creature linked to the underworld, water, with a strong atavistic and dark ambivalence.

In the horror it arouses, such an ordeal recalls another unclean effusion narrated in medieval texts — the manuals of demonology: the osculum infame. This is the infamous kiss under the tail of the Devil, or of one of his animal manifestations (the donkey, the goat, the black cat): the supreme expression of the obscene adoration paid on the occasion of the Sabbath to the Dark Lord in his corporeal form, in the most humiliating way possible, by his followers.

The osculum infame, even if it has first of all a “juridical”, contractual and ritual value, as we will see, is also among the sexual practices without reproductive purpose attributed to Satan’s followers, next to sodomy and demonic coitus, which, as M. Barbezat explains about heretical sexuality, constitute a mockery of Christian charity. It is considered an unnatural act, linked to the world of promiscuous relationships with animals, so much so that it recalls the fier basier we mentioned at the beginning. Barbezat notes how in the sabbath the novices associate themselves with the sect with a ritual intended to make them spiritually dead and poisonous for the rest of the human community: that is why first of all they kiss the toad, emblem of sensuality and physical decay, whose drool erases in them any memory of Catholic faith, and then they join in a group intercourse considered a sacred act of veneration. The empty pleasure they derive from their relations with demons and other heretics produces no lasting fruit, only death: the children thus conceived are reduced to ashes during cruel offerings to the Devil and/or consumed in a cannibalistic meal.
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On the other hand, the entire ceremonial of the sabbath is dominated by a downward tension — in an eschatological but also scatological sense. This attention to the lower part of the body (belly, genitals) and to its functions (digestive, excretory, generative) is linked to the concept of the “lower body” that, according to scholars, played a dominant role in the grotesque realism typical of medieval carnival and parodies (M. Bachtin).

The anal sphincter is but the equivalent of a mouth opening on the “upside-down face”; thus the kiss on the anus is the opposite of a chaste kiss. This idea is consistent with the vision of witchcraft as a negative image of the Catholic faith: even the sabbath, in its various moments, is described as a “Mass in reverse” built on a precise inversion of the liturgy.
 
From that perspective, then, it's no wonder that authorities of all kinds were so proactive against suspected witches & the like. These represented a potential overthrowing of everything - literally, and not just organised religion - most dear to those established powers and society generally.
 
I read in a history book years ago that there's two insults derived from this (kissing the devil's anus). The first is "Kiss my ass/arse" and the second insult being describing someone as being 'two faced' because some people believed the devil had a second face on his anus so a two faced person was devilish.
Surely that would be Janus? :rofl:
 
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