Another, caveats as above-
Youngest lives in the West Midlands, as mentioned. A friend of hers was out with mates and they spotted Planty in the pub. One went a bit off his head about it and wanted to chat with him.
Nooo, his friends warned him,
he HATES that!
However, yon la' decided to fetch his guitar case from the car and ask Planty to autograph it. His friends groaned and facepalmed as he strolled over and greeted his hero. They watched as he produced the guitar case and, yes, Planty did indeed accept the marker pen and write on it...
On the lad's return he proudly showed the guitar case with Planty's signature, which actually read...
BOLLOCKS