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I've always had a dislike for clown dolls. Clowns themselves I can handle. I even think they're funny but clown dolls? :nooo:
Anyway, what is the first thing we have to sew for my year 8 sewing class? A clown doll. When I brought the freaky thing home I announced that I was going to burn it. Mum would have none of that. because I was obviously going to burn the house down. So I vowed to wait until the next day, when she would be shopping, and then smite it with my lighter.
Before I went to bed that night I chucked it in the lounge room.
Next morning I wake up with the damn thing sitting on my chest staring at me! :eek!!!!: Turns out my little bitch brother had found it and put it there to scare me, which it did wonderfully. I could have killed him.
Instead I opted for scaring him into thinking he was schizophrenic later that week (see the erroneous childhood beliefs thread or pm me if you care but are lazy like i am)
Anyway, what is the first thing we have to sew for my year 8 sewing class? A clown doll. When I brought the freaky thing home I announced that I was going to burn it. Mum would have none of that. because I was obviously going to burn the house down. So I vowed to wait until the next day, when she would be shopping, and then smite it with my lighter.
Before I went to bed that night I chucked it in the lounge room.
Next morning I wake up with the damn thing sitting on my chest staring at me! :eek!!!!: Turns out my little bitch brother had found it and put it there to scare me, which it did wonderfully. I could have killed him.
Instead I opted for scaring him into thinking he was schizophrenic later that week (see the erroneous childhood beliefs thread or pm me if you care but are lazy like i am)