Synchronicity - Co-Inky Dinky [a la Flanders]
For many a moon now I have been plagued by strings of synchronicity, which as anyone who knows me would confirm have not all been as harmless in their consequences as they either might or should have been! But cutting what could be a meandering tale should I even begin to document the 'past'!!! I'll get to the point far sooner than is natural for myself, especially when given to ponder just what the 'Cosmic Joker' is trying to tell me...........or do to me?
I have seven cats! All differing ages, types, temperament etc.... but the last two I took in were two brothers rescued from a Feral mother who had either abandoned them or had fallen foul of 'The Reaper'! Needledd to say they are quite skittish and even with myself who has pulled the Stars from the sky to please them, they are still quite nervous. Hence, despite being somewhat immobile these days due to an accident and ill health, I will if at all possible try to entertain them and attempt to familiarise them with myself, my friends and the other five moggies, who can also be quite weird, each in their own way as only moggies are apt to be!
So last week found me sitting on the front doorstep of my house, prior obviously to the nationwide soaking we have just recieved and are warned, all of us, Beware, there is more to come! So on the gloriously sun drenched days prior to the deluge, I had grabbed a few toys, to entertain them and the others should they deign to move from their various favourite 'specs'! Well after they had bored of the 'squeaky bird-mouse?' .....dangling and bouncing, pleasingly for a spell, I looked around for a couple of balls which I knew I must have, jeez I have bought enough, but unusually they were not occupying the middle of the floor for me to 'base over apex', because of.......indeed, I could lay my hands on only 2! One of these they did not approve of as it was an abandoned toy of my grandchildren, a spongy, tennis ball sized affair, that did'nt do anything high enough, fast enough or unexpectdly enough to warrant any inspection once it had with effort rollled under the garden bench! The other one however, was a small, bicoloured [blue/green...fyi!], I think we called them 'Superballs' when I was a lot younger, the type that with the slighest of drops will bounce higher than the house! This in mind I was careful how I let the thing go, as I neither fancied the effort of gathering myself up along with my crutches, to retrieve the thing, only to have it go awol immediatey I re-offered the toy to my 2 wayward strays! Although I did have the company of my ever obliging friend, I like to limit the number of times in any one day, I call 'Fetch!' in his direction![tee hee hee] I was also aware that although we live on an unadopted road, more a track really, there was traffic quite close, as well as all the vehicles which have to use the 'road' here to get to their various homes, though there are few, they are all quite dispersed along the steadily climbing thoroughfare.
So I thought a gentle roll to start proceedings with......and a gentle roll I produced right up to the point where it left my fingers.....then it hurtled in an almost completely straight line, down my path, out of the gate[hole...]across the track and into the long grass there, which occupied a small verge, 2ft at most then was aruptly met by the high wall of an old building there, which someone used as a garage, though the entrance to this was not on this side of the track!
Off they went, like 'cats outta Hell!' Ha ha! to where they knew it must be as I also did, as there really was'nt anywhere it could have rolled/bounced off to as Zed And Zod's sharp eyes watched, as well as my own if not as 'sharp' as they were some time ago, a fortnight at least! But despite their hither, thither, grass scattering eagerness to retrieve the ball, they were no having much success. so I braved the steps, the hot Sun and my crutches to get the damn thing for them! Calling them alll the names OI could think of which all meant 'gormless'! But despite myself watching the ball roll out of my hands and to that place where it seemed to have been stalled by the long grasses! I too, was unsuccessful and after about 10 minutes searching, a whole 8 minutes more than I should have needed to locate including time spent shuffling to the spot! iIt seemed that the grass had not only concealed it, but eaten it also, as it could not [impossibly] be located by Mogs, mate or myself! Not normally given to expletives [now I am being incredible...eh!] The f**king thing was gone! I was more perplexed than annoyed though! So 'game over', I called 'Fetch' me some tea to my putupon companion! End of story!............Well! No! A 'lost ball' tale would'nt spur me to waste my time atelling iit!
Three days later, my friend is a, how to say it without being offensive, a scavenger of sorts! He and his brother often look around in the skips in the locality for treasure and antiquities, which I'm sure oneday they will encounter. Now away almost at the top of the track, the folks in 'the Big House', are remodelling their home and a skip is [still] situated outside their home with their cast offs and surpluses! I sometimesa if I am up to it try to take a walk of sorts to the end of the lane where their is a field, or was a field should i say as Barretts, Wimpys or someother 'box builder' is fast consuming! Alas!
These walks I always take in the early hours of the morning as I like to see the foxes and the bats that are resident hereabouts, not to mention an Owl that seems to follow me each time I make this sojourn! IT'S A SOJOURN TO ME....!!!
Anyhoo, the upshot is that on passing this skip accompanied by my friend and 4 or 5 moggies, they always come with me do the older ones whenever I step foot our of the house in the wee hours, even Zed and Zod have begun to 'weave' in and out of the surroundings, but coming along with us, no matter their attempted nonchalance! So as it was there, the skip that is, mymate took a looksee in it, not to be left out the 'thrill of the hunt' I too took a glance into the thing! We both saw what was a substantial amount of 'New' carpet wrapped conveniently in plastic, so had not become damp or foisty! It had a black bin liner around it also. There was about 4metres in length by about 1metre width! So I decided that it was too good a find and would fit nicely somewhere, a loo or something maybe! I have 2 friends recently relocated their sorry arses so even if I could'nt use it , they would be sure to have 'loos etc....!
So my friend being the gentleman that he is, hoisted the roll onto his shoulder, once that is, i had checked the plastic wrapping for attached slugs/snails! Aw! He then ran off down the road to take it to my house, then returned to accompany myself down the hill, I had somehow walked up! He was only gone about 2minutes, which was more than enough time for the mogs to scare the wits out of an hapless hedgehog, then homeward we all sauntered!
Now eager to see in the light of my porch where he had left the carpet, I once home began to rip the plastic bin liner from it to see the exact colour of the stuff! Whilst he was still nervous that 'reckless invertebrates' might be occupying the central tube of the roll, I was not so! So to scare the Be-Jeebus [Homer - Simpson] out of him I stuck my arm down the centre of the roll feigning discovery of slugs with his name on 'em, [I'm a good shot! This he knows!] So he was squirming like a 'girlie', however it was not slugs, snails or puppy dog tails I found concealed there, but a Marks & Sparks Bag! This I pulled out and to continue the 'scavenger' theme, though it felt flat and empty, I felt a weight of some sorts at the bottom of the bag when it was free of the carpet roll! A snail! I laughed to himself!
A 'weapon' I sniggered internally!........
No! NO! NOOO! A bloody ball! Not to put too fine a point on this description, oh alright,.....A bloody Superball! Bicoloured? I hear you ask! Oh yeah! Bicoloured......Blue and Bloody Green!
This from a home where there are no kids, no cats, the humans are seldom there and I would'nt say I have seen them passing my house in their cars, 4x4's etc that often! Helll! I have never seen them walking, they could be as bad at it as I am for all I know?
What the ............The End............? Oh no! This is where it gets weird!
But that was weird enough for the time being eh? Come On Rain!
[My poor mate nearly fell over with surprise......or mebe relief....not a slug an all!]
edited for general readability - stu