Escape Is Futile....

[gattino]

...and traitors will be impaled on the city gates as an example to others.

He almost made it too

I found this poor dreamer on the gates of my local park, seemingly with a trauma wound in his temple.

I assume some child dropped it and a stranger propped it up there. Or are the satanists practicing with plush toys and working their way up?

 

[onetwothree]

That is a well-loved rabbit! I bet some small child is beside themselves

 

[Andy X]

I spotted another victim in Camden. Looks like a moon-worshipping bear in some sort of occult garb. Or a croissant-obsessed hand puppet. Notice the unnaturally blue eyes:

 

[escargot]

Families travelling on British trains can ask for Teddy Tracker labels to tie onto soft toys so the little brats can get them back.

 

[Swifty]

I spotted another victim in Camden. Looks like a moon-worshipping bear in some sort of occult garb. Or a croissant-obsessed hand puppet. Notice the unnaturally blue eyes:

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To my eyes, that's a deliberate Yoda teddy bear .. from what he's wearing and the yellow snake around his neck:

 

[Cochise]

That is a well-loved rabbit! I bet some small child is beside themselves

With luck it could be just a dog toy. My dog had a teddy bear from when we rescued him 9 years ago and it's only just disintegrated beyond recovery. For the last two or three years anyone coming across its rotting remains would have concluded terrible things were occurring. The dog still loved it though. I bought him a replacement and he's not interested, alas.

 

[Andy X]

To my eyes, that's a deliberate Yoda teddy bear .. from what he's wearing and the yellow snake around his neck:

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Could be - it looks a bit martially artsy, doesn't it? Who knows what goes on in the minds of the people responsible for recruiting innocent toys into their cults. :-/