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Expensive & Exclusive Food

4 years ago I was given 125g pack of Beardsville coffee from St Helena Island. My uncle claimed it cost well over £20 quid. We have not dared to open it to drink in case we don't like it., our palates being unused to anything more pricey than £4.50 for 250g

Use it! Does it have a best before date on the pack?
Can you get a partial refund if you use their toilet?
They might have one of those special airport lavvies for suspected drug smugglers, where the waste goes into a glass tank for Customs staff to rummage through.