Swifty
doesn't negotiate with terriers
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Dez a rat in his kitchen wot am you gonna do?what am I gonna do?
Dez a rat in his kitchen wot am you gonna do?what am I gonna do?
Dez a rat in his kitchen wot am you gonna do?
I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do!
She gonna fix dat rat that's what she gonna do :fire:I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do!
Can you fix what ain't broke?I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do!
These ampproject.org links sucks real hard. Please link directly.
That's good.Comfortably Numb has been chastised (elsewhere) and advised to use direct links.
I've replaced the ampproject-mediated linkage in Post #1 with a direct link.
Manowars? Doesn't sound to tasty.A compatriot told me this evening that he once opened a bag of white sliced to find a fag end cooked into the crust. It was, I guess, a long time ago? I myself once picked up a jaffa cake with a large bluebottle baked into it. I tried not to let that put me off jaffa cakes though. I'm betting there's a whole thread about unsavory items in food somewhere here, so should probably desist with the revolting examples now.
... I'm betting there's a whole thread about unsavory items in food somewhere here, so should probably desist with the revolting examples now.
Well there ya go. It's probably cooler in an Australian kitchen oven these days than it is outside in one's natural habitat.Evidently not an isolated occurrence...
Snake Catchers Adelaide remove a large eastern brown snake from a stove
Source: ABC News Australia
Date: 3 October, 2019
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-03/large-brown-snake-found-in-an-oven/11570260
Oh yuck!! But poor snakeFamily cooking a frozen pizza are shocked to find a baked snake in their oven after it started 'smoking and smelling terrible'
Source: Daily Mail online
Date: 3 January, 2020
North Carolina family's plans for dinner were ruined when they made a frozen pizza and found a cooked snake inside their oven.
Amber Helm and her husband Robert said they preheated the oven inside their Wake Forest home with a frozen pizza dinner in mind on Monday night.
She said the oven started 'smoking and smelling terrible' about 10 minutes into cooking.
The mother-of-two said she wasn't ready for the skin-crawling surprise inside.
She told WRAL: 'The oven started smoking and I told my boys "back up" so I can make sure a fire or anything didn't happen.'
'I looked closely and was like "Oh my God! That's a friggin' snake!'''
Spooked by the unannounced guest in their kitchen, Amber took her two boys, aged one and three, out for dinner.
'We did not eat the pizza. I hear a lot of people asking the question. "Did we eat the pizza?" No,' Amber said.
Meanwhile, Robert stayed behind to deal with the snake left crisped in the oven.
dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7848795/amp/Family-cooking-frozen-pizza-shocked-baked-snake-oven.html?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE=#referrer=https://www.google.com&_tf=From %1$s&share= ...dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7848795/amp/Family-cooking-frozen-pizza-shocked-baked-snake-oven.html#referrer=https://www.google.com&_tf=From %1$s
No more indirect links through intermediaries, please ... Here's a direct link to the Daily Mail article:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ng-frozen-pizza-shocked-baked-snake-oven.html
I swear I just vomited a bit into my mouth at that!! Lol!A compatriot told me this evening that he once opened a bag of white sliced to find a fag end cooked into the crust. It was, I guess, a long time ago? I myself once picked up a jaffa cake with a large bluebottle baked into it. I tried not to let that put me off jaffa cakes though. I'm betting there's a whole thread about unsavory items in food somewhere here, so should probably desist with the revolting examples now.