Ok, I am going to post this because the experience left me feeling weird, and I remember only some of it, which is odd for me as I usually have a very good memory.
On Saturday afternoon I had an odd experience. My wife left to go to a drumming lesson, and just a few seconds after she left there was a knock on our apartment door. I assumed she left something behind and didnt want to dig her key out and so opened the door without perring through the keyhole first, as I usually would. Yes, I am slightly paranoid about people coming to my door for whatever reason, I chalk it up to my mum, who was always the same way.
Anyway, a young man in a crisp navy blue suit stood at my door, carrying a clipboard. I say young, because he was clearly younger than me, and I am only 29. He looked strange in his suit, but only because I am not used to seeing younger people dressed up so much these days. I assumed right away he was either a Jehovah's Witness or a Mormon.
He asked if the man of the house was in. I said yes, that's me. He laughed once, then went into a spiel about how he was doing a survey of people's eating habits and would I have a few mintues to help him out? I said yes, as I always do these types of things (usually on the telephone though) . . . it deludes me into thinking I am being interviewed, and also gives me a chance to be subtly subversive by giving bogus answers.
Anyway, as soon as he started asking me questions I became uneasy. I can't say what it was precisely, but I began to notice that he really wasn't writing my answers down, but looking down at his clipboard as if comparing my answers to something else. It was around this point that I noticed he wasn't wearing an overcoat either, which I thought strange, since it was pretty cold outside.
I don't remember many of his questions about food except that they were mostly very vague. One question about food, however, stands out in my mind still. He asked "Is there any food in your opinion that can make you smarter?"
Now that is a strange question.
I said: "Apart from Slim Jims, no."
This apparently totally trumped him. he had no idea what Slim Jims are. I will admit that I was being silly, since Slim Jims are actually a name brand that isn't carried in Canada, where I live, but most people seem to know what Slim Jims are. Maybe not in Britain, but over here. It is a bit like jerky.
Anyway, he asked what Slim Jims were, and I did my best to explain the concept to him. After, he asked "Ok, how much smarter do you think it makes you?"
I said "Sorry, I was just kidding . . . Slim Jims seem like astronaut food, so It was just a joke."
He said: "Are astronauts smarter than the average person?"
I laughed. "I don't know, I guess . . . I hope so anyway."
He nodded. Then he closed up his clipboard. There were a few moments of uncomfortable silence, then he opened his clipboard again as if he had forgotten something. I noticed he didn't take out his pen again. Then he asked his last, but most strange question: "Do you ever visit any unusual websites?"
This question TOTALLY threw me, but I laughed, and said: "What do you mean by unusual?"
He only said: "What do you consider weird?"
"I don't know, hollow earth stuff, that's weird."
He said after a pause, "That is weird. Thanks for your time."
Then, he left.
I got really nervous after he left, and went to the front window to see if I could see him leave, but he never did while I watched. He could very well have went on to other floors, so that isn't really out of the ordinary. But I felt really nervous, and when I tried to recall his questions, most were gone from my memory. I remember a few like "Do you think peanut butter is fattening?" but mostly I don't.
When my wife got home I told her about it, and she didn't seem to think it was odd at all, but I still feel creeped out by it.
So, was this weird or am I making something out of nothing?
-Fitz
P.S.: Sorry about the length!