I'm trying to think of what things you need to do whilst standing on one legI can still stand on one leg and do most of what I need to do, although I have noticed that I can't reach my arms behind my back like I used to.
I'm trying to think of what things you need to do whilst standing on one legI can still stand on one leg and do most of what I need to do, although I have noticed that I can't reach my arms behind my back like I used to.
Put on underwear.I'm trying to think of what things you need to do whilst standing on one leg
Look, we don't have much else to do for entertainment up 'ere.I'm trying to think of what things you need to do whilst standing on one leg
Who doesn't?Many a time, usually when I'm out shopping, I arabesque.
Audition for the role of Tarzan.I'm trying to think of what things you need to do whilst standing on one leg
We bought some Pizza Express ready made pizza dough in sainsbury’s yesterday. We also got the Pizza Express cookbook for Christmas. So I am going for one their classics tomorrow night; Pizza Express 4-Seasons.Try pizza in Italy... the pizzas I have eaten in Naples and Positano are the best I've ever eaten, they are a different beast entirely and cannot remotely be compared with UK pizzas.
So called because it was first made by Frankie Valli in December, 1963.4-Seasons
I'm trying to think of what things you need to do whilst standing on one leg
It is useful in itself.I'm trying to think of what things you need to do whilst standing on one leg
Only if you are a "unidexter."Audition for the role of Tarzan.
Draw up a treas-arrr map.I'm trying to think of what things you need to do whilst standing on one leg
Today I spoke to a chap who had also been a good friend of the friend who died.
He said that when she died he found his alarm clock face down and 4 o'clock showing. He hasn't been able to get it going since.
Very strange! Have you had any other unexplained incidences at this house?Today we found a pair of glasses on the kitchen counter that don't belong to anyone in the house. We were home all day, there haven't been any recent visitors and there have been no signs of an intruder (thank heavens) so we're very puzzled.
Today we found a pair of glasses on the kitchen counter that don't belong to anyone in the house. We were home all day, there haven't been any recent visitors and there have been no signs of an intruder (thank heavens) so we're very puzzled.
Not too many. Any strangeness tends to revolve around the people, not the place.Very strange! Have you had any other unexplained incidences at this house?
We...e...lll, maybe. but I can't think how eyeglasses would have come into it!Have you been casting any spells recently?
We...e...lll, maybe.
but I can't think how eyeglasses would have come into it!
Thought as much
Warning? Diversion? Cosmic Joker?
They had nothing against his one leg.Audition for the role of Tarzan.
Unfortunately, neither did he......They had nothing against his one leg.
Same thing once happened to me with my boxers in Sainsburys car park. All of a sudden with no warning. They were less than 10 years old as well. They just don't make clothes to last anymore.Recently my pants have started falling down.
Good job I wear trousers for work.
It seemed weird until I worked out that I bought them all together and the elastic in them has failed at the same time.