Spill the beans then woman..
Oh, I couldn't POSSIBLY...
Right OK.
(I've mentioned this before but we've been doing this a long time so I've dredged it up again.)
Apart from the 'drip' that falls from the ceilings there are two 'warm spots'.
One is on the upstairs landing. As I reach the halfway point of the landing I can feel warmth on one side next to the wall.
When we moved here many years ago the central heating was faulty so we'd have to switch it on and off manually.
I'd feel the warmth on the landing and think 'I don't remember putting the heating on!' and touch the radiator, to find it cold.
Later I had new central heating installed and removed the landing radiator, but I still feel warmth along there.
The other warm spot is in the kitchen. We had a wall built and put the new gas cooker against it.
I couldn't get it connected for several months while we waited to have a pipe installed.
Even so, the cooker area always felt warm. I'd assume someone had left a ring or the grill on but - no gas!
The cooker was eventually connected and is in daily use. When I'm near it I often feel heat and check the controls to be sure it's not on.
To save time I have even painted marks on the controls to show which position they're in, so I can tell at a glance. That’s how normal it seems.
The heat is not fierce, but more like a gentle glow. It feels like being close to a radiator or grill.
Most weirdly, the two ‘hot spots’ are situated on top of each other, in the kitchen and on the landing. My cooker is the first to be installed in that position after we had the ground floor remodelled. As usual, I’m baffled.