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This really freaked me at the time. I had the house to my self one night and I thought, "What better way to spend this special quality time with myself than an 'Osbournes' marathon on MTV". So I watched said TV show until 2am. I then decided to 'do-an-all-nighter'. So I watched more (very) late night TV and then took the rubbish out to the bins. I did so. However, on returning from the bins I happened to glance across the road. I noticed a man running down the street with a very large orange head and no redeeming features whatsoever. I know what you're thinking: "That was obviously a hollow pumpkin on his head or something". Well, first of all; why would someone be doing that at 3.30 in the morning; second of all, it was completely the wrong shape (it did have little protrusions which looked like ears) to be a pumpkin or any other sort of root vegetable. It was strange and I was scared to look out of the window or go outside at night for a while afterwards.