Rumpology: Personality Analysis Based On Rump Features

[maximus otter]

I suppose that my arse would parallel my life in some respects: interminable, undistinguished and with areas best left unexplored.

maximus otter

 

[escargot]

Wouldn't that take longer than reading War and Peace?

People need hobbies.

 

[Frideswide]

I suppose that my arse would parallel my life in some respects: interminable, undistinguished and with areas best left unexplored.

says the man in the kilt

 

[Analogue Boy]

If you’re remote viewing someone’s arse from say 500 miles away in order to work out their future.... can they do you for it?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Yithian]

If you’re remote viewing someone’s arse from say 500 miles away in order to work out their future.... can they do you for it?

Asking for a friend.

If you're using an astronomical telescope like yours, yes.

 

[Analogue Boy]

I foresee disaster on the horizon. A crack in the firmament. Wrinkles in time.
An ill wind is coming. Mark my words.

 

[Anonymous-50446]

When I was young I used to think girls with great rumps were probably going to like me. Does that count?

 

[kamalktk]

I believe this man was knighted for his skills.