When my dad did his national service in 1954 , he was posted at Spandau Prison in Berlin . He had to take Rudolf Hess his meals every day - said he was a total nutter . Also in there at the time were Donitz and Spiers.
My wife is related to Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath .
My mum used to know Billy Connolly back in the 60s . He was in a band called the Humblebums , along with Gerry Rafferty (she knew him too).Her best friend is from Campbeltown , and knows Paul McCartney quite well (and her niece used to live next door to Des Barnes , from Coronation Street).
One of my mates was in a band called 18 Wheeler , who once had Oasis as their support act at King Tuts (Alan McGee was there , and signed them to Creation that night).
Used to see the Bay City Rollers all the time back in the 70s (Les McKeown used to live near me , and I knew his next door neighbour).
A mate of mine is Kirsty Gallagher's cousin , and his uncle is the famous golfer Bernard Gallagher.
A mate of mine at uni , lived next door to Andy , the singer in OMD.
Michael Caton Jones (Hollywood director - Scandal , Memphis Belle) is from my town , and went to my school . I knew his cousin , and he is mates with one of my mate's dad .
Unfortunately , I used to know world champion snooker player Stephen Hendry . He played at my snooker club , when he was about 15 . Even back then he was a stuck up little sh*t. Met him recently and he totally blanked me (even though he knows me)- little sod.
A guy I used to work with , his brother used to play saxophone with Hue & Cry (I met Pat Kane a couple of years ago in a park in Glasgow).
Oh , and Gash from Rab C Nesbitt is from my town . My mum used to play bingo with his mum.