So last night, I woke up at about 5am as the sun had come up and was shining through a slit between my curtains, getting me straight in the face.
I decided to head to the bathroom for a leak.
My vacuum cleaner is a Kercher Wet & Dry model (see pic below) and most of the time it lives downstairs next to the 'meter cupboard'.
However a day or two ago I had used it upstairs and left it on the landing, next to the bathroom door.
As I stepped out of my bedroom the damned thing suddenly became an old man, crouched over, wearing a dark cloak (or at least for a fraction of a second it did until I realised that it was my vacuum cleaner) and I jumped back quite shocked.
And then immediately I felt like a total arse.
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