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Not since that famous French revolutionary painting of Mary Anne storming the barracades has a single tit caused such a ruckus (Quotation from Woody Allen's "Everything you always wanted to know about Sex*": "They usually hunt in pairs.")
Well, when I say a single tit, I mean a breast, not a Boob. Plenty of those have caused some major brou-ha-ha's in the last 200 years.
Here is proof of the ruckus part:
Lycos Top 50 Searches
But where is the conspiracy angle?
Well, she is the sister of Michael Jackson who is going to trial (again) for molesting boys.
Conspiracy One.
Then there is the United States Budget ($2.4 trillion dollars, over $550 of it big-deficit spending--cuts to everything except War and Policing).
Conspiracy Two.
And the Canadian Budget, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Conspiracy Three.
Do you think the timing was coincidental?
No, seriously. "Cherchez la femme!" as they always say in muckraking and genealogy.
Europeans must be puzzled at the reaction, but a nice conspiracy theory always explains every over-reaction or silence, so I leave this to you:
North America is governed by boobs.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Well, when I say a single tit, I mean a breast, not a Boob. Plenty of those have caused some major brou-ha-ha's in the last 200 years.
Here is proof of the ruckus part:
Lycos Top 50 Searches
But where is the conspiracy angle?
Well, she is the sister of Michael Jackson who is going to trial (again) for molesting boys.
Conspiracy One.
Then there is the United States Budget ($2.4 trillion dollars, over $550 of it big-deficit spending--cuts to everything except War and Policing).
Conspiracy Two.
And the Canadian Budget, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Conspiracy Three.
Do you think the timing was coincidental?
No, seriously. "Cherchez la femme!" as they always say in muckraking and genealogy.
Europeans must be puzzled at the reaction, but a nice conspiracy theory always explains every over-reaction or silence, so I leave this to you:
North America is governed by boobs.
Discuss amongst yourselves.