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After much soul-searching, common sense has prevailed, and our two feline overlords will remain in the UK when we migrate. Sadder still, we are migrating to an equatorial country, and while I shall miss the cats for a variety of reasons, I foresee that the ability to outsource arachnid* eviction to them could be pretty high up the list.
* If lenticular is the adjective for a cloud that looks like a saucer, what's the word for a spider the size of a dinner plate?
Careful, if your cats learn of your plans they might:
A US man has resorted to calling the authorities after a stand-off with his pet cat entered its third hour, leaving him stranded outside his house in the middle of the night.
Mohammed Lokman called 911 after he was effectively blocked from entering his home by the angry feline.
Mr Lokman, of Connecticut, told the 911 operator that the cat had become angry and aggressive, apparently after giving birth.
"My cat was getting too aggressive," he said, according to KFOR News.
"I was inside and he attacked me and he started scratching my leg and biting me. So me and my wife went outside and now we cannot go in there for like three, four hours."
The operator, clearly confused, asks him: "You said this was a cat?"
"Yes," Mr Lockman replies, "We cannot move. We cannot do anything. It's so aggressive and so mad."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ls-police-for-help-in-stand-off-with-cat.html