David Plankton
I AM HIM.
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If you're shitting them its a fookin wizard you need, not a doctor.
Nothing to do with the fact you've got about fifty free eggs that need using up?I'm having an omelette for breakfast because of it.
Yep, although most have them have gone into making two cakes and some tuna mouse bakes so far.Nothing to do with the fact you've got about fifty free eggs that need using up?
Yep, although most have them have gone into making two cakes and some tuna mouse bakes so far.
Oh yeah .. mousse bakes. Moose bakes tomorrow .. with eggs.I hope that's a typo.
A toilet explosion sparked by the build of sewer gas killed one and injured seven others - leaving an entire neighbourhood looking like a war zone.
The lethal mix of methane, ammonia and hydrogen sulphide from a build up of human waste created a devastating blast, blowing the entire loo block in Yulin, northern China, sky high.
That sounds like a waste of good gas. They could use that for generating electricity.Near the Cathedral in Durham there is an old metal lamp post known as the 'Stink Pipe' which had a flame that burned sewer gas. They probably had them all over, but this one's still there. It was turned off for the Blackout in WW2 and never lit again.
I used to find the 'water saving' toilets at the community centre where I used to work were dreadful for getting rid of a particularly robust stool... quite often there'd be no flush left so I'd have to leave it until the cystern had filled up again.
More often than not, as the toilet was on the landing and shared with other offices, someone else would get there first... must have though it was disgusting, but what can you do?
Is that the same as putting a brick in there?One of the things he had to do was contact customers and try to get them to use a water saver in their cisterns.
It's probably totally disconnected now. The story goes that there was an incredible stink all around the Bailey when it was first cut off.That sounds like a waste of good gas. They could use that for generating electricity.
Yep.Is that the same as putting a brick in there?
Yes, that's different.Woah, wait a minute, I have a water saving toilet that works fine. It has a couple of buttons on it with dots on each: press two for a poo and one for a wee. Never had a problem with it.
Ah, but......as a male, GNC, you may not use toilet paper when you go for a wee.
You may simply -ahem -shake the drips off.
Females use toilet paper whichever bodily function is being performed, and a decent flush is required to get rid of it.
This is it. it might not quite fit the criteria for a thread called "toilet talk", but it's certainly lavatorial. Truly there is no escape from modern technology. For one thing it makes it difficult to stand there, look innocent, and blame it on somebody else, according to the now obselete "he who smelt it, dealt it" law.Apart from making me want to check under the toilet seat, was that video in the right thread?
Going off tangent slightly (again), I once went to a nightclub with three off duty Scopeys (slang for military radar technicians) ... they had one of these hand held devices, we'd already used it to try and find a ghost in the hotel I was working at after hours, they had a third more seedy use for it though ... one would wander off to chat up a woman while the other two watched the screen .. if her thighs started changing colour, that's when the operator would press the laser dot button (also on the gadget) so the chatting up bloke could tell if she fancied him or not .. an impressive misuse of military equipment but also all a bit rapey creepy.This is it. it might not quite fit the criteria for a thread called "toilet talk", but it's certainly lavatorial. Truly there is no escape from modern technology. For one thing it makes it difficult to stand there, look innocent, and blame it on somebody else, according to the now obselete "he who smelt it, dealt it" law.