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The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Trump was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week."

Trump: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico!"
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock.. What about Canada ?"
Trump: "Okay, I'll call Justin Trudeau and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans."

Three days later, a delighted President Trump ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... all colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:

MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: SMALL

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Sounds as if she was being a bit acrobatic.

A woman left paralysed after being "catapulted" from her new bed during sex has lost a seven-figure damages claim.

Claire Busby, 46, suffered spinal injuries when she landed on her head after shifting position and falling from the super king-size double divan. She said a "defective" product supplied by Berkshire Bed Company, trading as Beds Are Uzzz, was to blame.

But a High Court judge ruled the case was a "tragic accident". Rejecting her case, Judge Barry Cotter found the bed was "not defective", and the claim had failed. ...

She told the court she had been kneeling before she "swung her legs" out from underneath her, causing the bed to give way. "I spun around, I put my hand down and then I felt like I was catapulted off the back," she said. ...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-46152337
 

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Sounds as if she was being a bit acrobatic.

A woman left paralysed after being "catapulted" from her new bed during sex has lost a seven-figure damages claim.

Claire Busby, 46, suffered spinal injuries when she landed on her head after shifting position and falling from the super king-size double divan. She said a "defective" product supplied by Berkshire Bed Company, trading as Beds Are Uzzz, was to blame.

But a High Court judge ruled the case was a "tragic accident". Rejecting her case, Judge Barry Cotter found the bed was "not defective", and the claim had failed. ...

She told the court she had been kneeling before she "swung her legs" out from underneath her, causing the bed to give way. "I spun around, I put my hand down and then I felt like I was catapulted off the back," she said. ...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-46152337
This is funny because a. it's about sex and b. nobody died.
Also, it seems the bed wasn't defective even though it didn't stand up to anything more vigorous than being slept on, even though you'd expect a bed to support a spot of rumpy-pumpy.

However, in this case a bed was sold with a defective design which was found to have caused the death of a 7 month-old baby.

A bed firm boss who designed a cot in which a seven-month-old baby "choked to death" has been jailed for three years and four months.
Craig Williams's Playtime Beds Ltd sold the cot bed where Oscar Abbey got stuck trying to crawl through a gap.
Nothing to do with weird sex, just an observation that a bed can be defective and cause injury and even death when it's being used in a reasonable way.
 

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Pff, already been done. Bigfoot erotica in book form remains a big seller (don't ask me to whom) and in the early 70s there was a porno movie called The Geek that became slightly notorious, though nobody owned up to having made it, so there's an appropriately Fortean mystery for you.
Another more recent film from 2011 is Sweet Prudence and the Erotic Adventures of Bigfoot
 

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How many stars out of 5?
As Arsenio Hall said about Blond Emmanuel in 3D, “I give it two thumbs out – way out!” Actually, it’s a really sweet and mildly funny softcore romp, if you are into that sort of thing.
 

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I haven't read that book to be fair but the judgement of this book cover being "obscene" sounds a bit like right wing feminist political correctness .. but then you can't judge a book by its cover.
I haven't read that book to be fair but the judgement of this book cover being "obscene" sounds a bit like right wing feminist political correctness .. but then you can't judge a book by its cover.
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Strange place for a health product dispenser. It's been out of order a long time. At the edge of no man's land.
I know someone else posted exactly the same picture somewhere (maybe on Flickr). I recognized it. So I'm not the first one to notice the weirdness.

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Just catching up on last week's Trailers from Hell podcast with Mark Ebner, and he broke this story in Hollywood I hadn't heard of:
Do the Mummy

Basically an exec at William Morris (massive Hollywood agency) had a "mummified" body in his basement. It was there thanks to a bondage sex game gone wrong (obviously). "Recreational mummification bondage", apparently. You know, like Roy Orbison definitely wasn't into.
 

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Ah, good old urethral sounding. There're lots of accounts of that in the BMJ. Fascinating reading.

Reddit has plenty of sounders onboard. A few years ago one posted about how he messed it up so badly, his parents had to spend his college fund on surgery to put it right.
Don't tell me ramming USB cables up your bits is actually 'a thing'?
 
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